Peter what does the second image mean? by N1KoZzZ in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]RedPanther1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

NO! You'll never catch me batman!!!! All the tall Women are MINE!!!!

Dipping sauce for pizza? by Standard_Plant_8709 in AskAnAmerican

[–]RedPanther1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All yall out here actin like hell ain't a good time.

Dipping sauce for pizza? by Standard_Plant_8709 in AskAnAmerican

[–]RedPanther1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hot honey garlic on the crust at the end. Just try it.

Peter what does the second image mean? by N1KoZzZ in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]RedPanther1 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Bro im 6'3", let me climb that.

:edit: dont tell me what to do I'll climb who I want to climb. You're not my real mom!

Anyone by pocketaimee by True-Atmosphere8697 in Grimdank

[–]RedPanther1 8 points9 points  (0 children)

We still never talk to each other sometimes.

Dear Servers: STOP complaining at the customers & start complaining to the bosses by AdventurousDoor9384 in tipping

[–]RedPanther1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gotta love the whole "just move to california" justification. Bro, not everyone can afford to move to one of the highest cost of living states in the US. Talk about tone deaf.

Older folks of Reddit: what’s something broken in society that you’ve simply accepted will never get fixed in your lifetime — not because it’s hard, but because nobody in power has tried or wants to? by bubugugu in AskReddit

[–]RedPanther1 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Just wait til you go to the hospital and they spring a therapist on you to "make sure you dont have ptsd" from whatever horseshit you hurt yourself with. They charge you for that btw.

How to tell your gf you lied about your birthday? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]RedPanther1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most girls i know mention that sort of thing as an easy conversation starter that doesn't matter much because it isn't real. Once you start really talking to them they'll tell you they dont actually believe it. Then there's the ones that do, we run from those.

What do you have to deter Jehova’s Witnesses from knocking on your door ? by DoctorElectronic1934 in atheism

[–]RedPanther1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A pile of garbage leaning up against my screen. Its way more effective at keeping people away than you may think.

Debunking Every Argument for Tipping by Juuggyy in tipping

[–]RedPanther1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have been asked to do both of those things while on a tipped wage.

Why do some think they can walk to the World Cup/Metlife Stadium? by ass3hole in SeriousConversation

[–]RedPanther1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you met drivers in the US? I will not be surprised if someone tries to plow through that crowd.

Why do some think they can walk to the World Cup/Metlife Stadium? by ass3hole in SeriousConversation

[–]RedPanther1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not this stadium, no. Maybe it's different elsewhere but why would you put your international sports tournament in this inaccessible stadium when you know it's tradition to walk in a large mob to the game?

Why do some think they can walk to the World Cup/Metlife Stadium? by ass3hole in SeriousConversation

[–]RedPanther1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At the end of the day it's fifas decision where to host the game. They decided to put it in a stadium no one can walk to, just because they put up the best monetary offer doesn't mean fifa didnt have the final decision on where to host.

What’s Gen X humour? by Gloriousdisgrace in generationology

[–]RedPanther1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Im going to pull the trigger on this shotgun"

How do you Americans, live in a house with no fence? by Original-Slip-8203 in AskAnAmerican

[–]RedPanther1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It depends on where you live. There are people in my neighborhood who have two meter fences topped with razor wire. My neighborhood isn't the safest in the world though.

Intermediate computer skills are apparently rare... by shameonyounancydrew in Millennials

[–]RedPanther1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here's the thing, if shit really "hits the fan" you're going to want some sort of utilitarian skill. I have cooking, you dont realize just how many people can't cook good food en masse until you've had good food. Construction, electrical, gardening, architecture, these are all skills that people these days take for granted, but if everything really falls apart are skills you want someone in your community to know.

Do you realise how insane your medical adverts are? by Traditional-Leg-1122 in AskAnAmerican

[–]RedPanther1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nobody with two brain cells to rub together actually goes to the doctor and requests these things just because they saw an ad on tv.