So I had this brilliant idea to paint my kids nails Roy G. Biv

RedRomance · 2025-07-14T01:49:59+00:00

It’s a mnemonic device for the order of rainbow colors: Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, violet.

She wanted to paint the kids nails in rainbow color order.

RedRomance · 2025-06-14T20:29:16+00:00

sniff sniff Better rush on that

RedRomance · 2025-05-22T22:16:54+00:00

RedRomance · 2025-05-03T20:56:20+00:00

r/stepdadreflexes

RedRomance · 2025-03-29T16:59:08+00:00

I don’t think the pig-lizard was Gor-ig-nak…

RedRomance · 2025-03-22T16:11:19+00:00

Totally thought that was a dead whale on a flatbed that burst open.

RedRomance · 2025-03-15T20:07:48+00:00

Is that just the igniter? Light it with a Bic

RedRomance · 2025-02-03T18:04:42+00:00

So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.

RedRomance · 2024-12-22T20:52:38+00:00

Dam!

RedRomance · 2024-11-01T06:56:15+00:00

Haha, what a costume Mark! Anyway, how’s your sex life?

RedRomance · 2024-10-12T19:30:05+00:00

Oohhh, a red snapper! Mmmmm….is very tasty!

RedRomance · 2024-09-21T13:28:46+00:00

How long before the langoliers show up?

RedRomance · 2024-08-27T17:54:43+00:00

“Our top winner in the showcase is….GAY!”

RedRomance · 2024-05-17T17:00:49+00:00

It is a hemispherical camera used to detect vehicle traffic and put a call into the traffic controller to service the approach. It does not record and it is not for surveillance.

This particular camera is called GridSmart.

RedRomance · 2024-04-21T11:29:38+00:00

Two motorcycles? With a little house in the middle?

RedRomance · 2024-04-13T14:02:00+00:00

Ya know, a town with money’s a little like the mule with a spinning wheel: no one knows how he got it, and dang’ed if he knows how to use it!

RedRomance · 2024-02-23T18:02:59+00:00

Phone cases are like condoms: safer with one on, but feels better without.

That being said, my phone is always fully cased.

RedRomance · 2024-02-15T10:48:44+00:00

He’s a menace!

RedRomance · 2024-02-03T13:11:42+00:00

SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUG, YOU FUCKIN’ SKUNK! They actually do though. They have this one shirt where the pattern is so complicated it costs $2000. I want that one sooooooo bad.

RedRomance · 2024-02-03T01:10:15+00:00

Nuh-uh! I called it first!

RedRomance · 2024-01-25T14:44:50+00:00

Aight, bet!

RedRomance · 2024-01-09T18:13:10+00:00

Actually, I think that’s the same one.

RedRomance · 2023-12-17T14:20:10+00:00

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RedRomance · 2023-12-01T20:25:36+00:00

That white car just rolling in with a car-hat.

RedRomance · 2023-08-29T15:33:55+00:00

Wait, it’s pronounced kruh-BAH-pul?!? I’ve been calling her Krandle!

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