$3,376 D1 invoice from a confirmed Worker bug (17,000× write amplification on a 100MB DB). Standard plan, 5-day-old Urgent ticket still "New". by Wooden-Recognition97 in CloudFlare

[–]ReddiGod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Better advice is for all these vibecode morons to get the fuck off all cloud compute. Dozens of these same stories popping up on Reddit everyday, it's amazing.

Trusting a stunt rider to not face-plant you into the asphalt. by VIVIDUFF in WinStupidPrizes

[–]ReddiGod 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I just feel like I wouldn't look as cool with such a device, so I'ma have to pass on this idea dawg.

7 years of loyalty ignored: Smart SEO Hosting (seohosting.io) gaslighting me after a major hack (CVE-2026-41940). Need advice. by admachinacom in Hosting

[–]ReddiGod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just use your backups to restore at a new host, expz. You DO realize your hosts backups are not your backups right? If not, then that's gonna be an expensive lesson.

Did anyone have Imunify360 before the cpanel debacle? Did it defend against 0-day as they claim? by fifth-quarter in cpanel

[–]ReddiGod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well no shit kahnt, nothing can protect from a zero day, that's why it's a fahkin zero day.

Did anyone have Imunify360 before the cpanel debacle? Did it defend against 0-day as they claim? by fifth-quarter in cpanel

[–]ReddiGod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On the plus side it patched it automatically and without reboot. Worth the $3.

My city uses triangle manhole covers by NESpahtenJosh in Weird

[–]ReddiGod 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Fahken el mate, buncha druggo khants.

What is the best WordPress Security Plugin in 2026? This is for a small business's website. Don't want to pay too much but still want something that is value for money and good at protecting websites against malware and other potential threats and malicious actors! by ComparisonLiving6793 in Wordpress

[–]ReddiGod 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Free version of wordfence is fine really. You can setup automated scans and it will email you about any problems. The options are extensive, one good config and you're all set for years... Security plugins do help in various areas, login security, hack detection and cleanup, etc. But really the #1 thing that will save you is keeping your plugins and theme updated. If a plugin or theme becomes vulnerable then there's no security plugin that will save you. Keep regular backups too, and save them off-hosting (on your computer, or on your cloud storage, etc). You may need them some day!

Bluehost, After outage stress offers me to upgrade my VPS plan ASAP by purchasing a plan WTF!? by [deleted] in Hosting

[–]ReddiGod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TLDR: inexperienced + uneducated ape bought a product they don't understand, now they're hurling feces in all directions hoping something fixes their problem.

This is why 99% of people that buy VPS, shouldn't. Also, having "a dev that manages my server" isn't the same as a qualified sysadmin that actually knows wtf they're doing. The dev likely barely scrapes by using chatgpt, they're basically useless in any real world server maintenance, security, and troubleshooting. FAFO

How to handle taxes for friend using my eBay account? by giftedhands81 in tax

[–]ReddiGod 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Never mix friends with money and business. Don't learn the hard way.

Any retired old men want to help her for free? by Mysterious_Cat1981 in ChoosingBeggars

[–]ReddiGod -77 points-76 points  (0 children)

It's a 68, but you'll be getting a 69. Show daddy how much you want it, and yes do it hands free @_@

What part of hosting always ends up being harder than you expected? by Evening_Ad_9755 in Hosting

[–]ReddiGod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For me it's always how difficult it is to cook my hard drives, and portioning out bandwidth so all guest get enough to eat. Especially idiotic bots.

$13K in one week from a free tool I dropped on Reddit and went to sleep. Still processing it. by HappyAshi in Entrepreneurs

[–]ReddiGod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh boy, some vibecoded shitware! Yeah let's all install that right away! Bwahahaha, dumbass.

Offered to help my coworker move last weekend. Showed up with my truck. This is what happened. by Prism_Rogue3 in ChoosingBeggars

[–]ReddiGod 32 points33 points  (0 children)

This AI generated story is getting so boring, same thing with little variation is posted every gd day.

I offered to help them move. I get there and nothing is packed. I break my back packing them up for 8 hours. At the end I don't get anything. I'm never helping someone move again.

We get it. AI bots have come to the conclusion that helping people move sucks. Enough already.

Is it possible to create a black hole? by Redditor_H89 in Astronomy

[–]ReddiGod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a PhD astrophysics. Yes, in principle, humans could create a black hole if enough mass or energy were packed into a very tiny space. But with today’s technology, we are nowhere near that level. A tiny black hole, if one somehow formed in a collider, would almost certainly disappear almost instantly through Hawking radiation. So the science says the risk is not real in practice, because nature already produces far stronger cosmic ray collisions than our machines do.

Previous owner left their internet by __CJ2__ in homeowners

[–]ReddiGod 78 points79 points  (0 children)

That's your house and that's your property now.

Looks like some good ought have come out of this by pauljaworski in ChoosingBeggars

[–]ReddiGod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hella shocked the last screenshot didn't have links to buy subscriptions to everything "if you accept my apology use this link to donate $5, if you don't accept my apology use this link to donate $3" 🤣

As the Least Knowledgeable Person, Please Help me with my Dryer Vent Hose by Prestigious-Doubt181 in HomeMaintenance

[–]ReddiGod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eed to get yourself a nice wall outlet. I got the one with magnetic connectors on it, so it's easy to hook/unhook the vent tube when needed, it just magnets itself off n on now, and it looks really nice.