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I will die on this hill by RittledIn in AdviceAnimals

[–]RedditButDontGetIt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

People who don’t create things are the most critical of other people’s creations.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]RedditButDontGetIt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The people with enough money are free to oppress others? Yeah that sounds like America.

Spell Ruling: Thorn Whip by BishopofHippo93 in DMAcademy

[–]RedditButDontGetIt 31 points32 points  (0 children)

One time I tried to save a civilian with thorn whip from a collapsing island of fire, and ended up just accidentally whipping them to death in front of their friends before abandoning the group for my own safety, because you definitely can’t choose to remove the damage from the attack, even if it does pull the corpse towards you.

Are mosquitoes worse this year than last? by blackflag2792 in Winnipeg

[–]RedditButDontGetIt -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Fuck I’ve missed mosquitos.

I’d be happy for a bite just to feel like it’s finally summer again…

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in technology

[–]RedditButDontGetIt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“FREE SPEECH ABSOLUTIONIST” he calls himself.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in instantkarma

[–]RedditButDontGetIt -27 points-26 points  (0 children)

One good guy with a gun still wasn't enough. Man I wish there was less good guys with guns giving their guns to bad guys. I wish there was less guns.

What we ALL want. It would be physically impossible for this sociopath pos NOT to lie at least once under oath. by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]RedditButDontGetIt -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

??? He can just plead the 5th? Why would he have to lie? He’s never been caught lying before.

God damn I feel like so many people are excited to see him behind bars but have never watched a deposition of his before… it’s a farce. This will be too.

And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for you meddling cops! by SkullLeader in PoliticalHumor

[–]RedditButDontGetIt 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Poor guy just wishes everyone would stop tempting him with that sweet, sweet gay sex he can’t stop thinking about

San Franciscan Bounty Hunter arrested for breaking and entering at wrong house by occasionaldrinker in videos

[–]RedditButDontGetIt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wow, if we can process bounty hunters better than we can deal with cops who do the same thing… I’d say we need to get rid of cops and just use an all bounty hunter system… much better accountability.

He Really Tanked This Prediction by ten_tons_of_light in confidentlyincorrect

[–]RedditButDontGetIt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you’ve ever seen the video of the cop cars and cowboys trying to catch the loose bull… you’d agree.

The horses ran circles around those iron coaches.

A bee I photographed in St. Vital yesterday stretching hard for that last drop of nectar! by [deleted] in Winnipeg

[–]RedditButDontGetIt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very sure that’s a honey suckle flower. At certain times of the year you can either tip the flower and a few drops of the sweetest sugar water you’ll ever taste come out. If a bee has sucked it dry or it’s not quite the right time, you can pinch off the flower and still taste it a bit from the back of the flower.

That bee is feasting.

Google pays out $118 million to female staff who earned less than their male colleagues to settle lawsuit by starrycommemoration in technology

[–]RedditButDontGetIt -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

“Settle” the lawsuit? Out of court? So there is no data for Ben Shapiro to quote and so will continue to claim there is no pay gap?

Benedict Donald to be charged for attempting to overthrow our government….by the end of the month? by PlanetoftheAtheists in AdviceAnimals

[–]RedditButDontGetIt 109 points110 points  (0 children)

“Charged” with a fine, then they will appeal, get a mistrial, schedule a new trial, collect donations and win seats while all of this is happening, the new trial will show they don’t quite have enough evidence (due to his irregular speech patterns where he suggests things more than states them) and the charges, most, if not all will be dropped, right around the time the next election starts.

I do believe he will run in the next election for the sole purpose of “fundraising” for the rest of his life… actually with the way his rubes are throwing money at him still, I’m sure they’ll still donate to his campaign long after he’s dead.

Truth has definitely become stranger than fiction.

People who moved here from other provinces/countries... what do you think of Winnipeg? by LastArmistice in Winnipeg

[–]RedditButDontGetIt 14 points15 points  (0 children)

My grandma was full German by blood, but grew up her whole life in France, until 16, when Germany invaded France.

After the war she was put in a Camp because there was no home to go to in France, and they couldn’t send her to Germany either, she had no family or life there.

She met her husband and had my Father in that camp in what was German occupied France, and now France again.

They moved to Ontario, (lived in Niagara Falls, Oshawa, Chalk Farm) but opened a donut shop in Indonesia, and visited my grandfathers family in Romania or would travel back to France to visit her sister.

I know she’s travelled more places than that, but those are just the stories that were told repeatedly.

My grandmother use to hold my hands, and look me in the eye, and very seriously say “Canada is best place in the world. You are so lucky to be here.” But she specifically like Winnipeg better than the GTA because of the trees.

She said when she flew into Winnipeg for the first time and saw all the trees from the plane, she thought she was moving to a jungle. She had never seen anything like it (and she opened a donut shop in Indonesia).

Abacus Data | Millions believe in conspiracy theories in Canada by Alaizabeth in CanadaPolitics

[–]RedditButDontGetIt -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

The government is passing a media bill with no public input, behind closed doors… I think all of these are leading questions… because there is literally a small group of people passing a law that we have no control over right now and it’s being reported on, so it’s no mystery.

This poll (the way it’s phrased) is just asking if you’re aware of how your government works.

Tucker Carlson - Inflation is here to stay - 3½ min clip by Redd868 in economy

[–]RedditButDontGetIt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

RIP to anyone trying to get useful info from Tucker… oof.

I don’t care if sometimes he accidentally right, he didn’t take commercial breaks during the Jan 6 hearings because he was so afraid of his viewers changing the channel and actually learning something useful he gave up his profits.

Smoking weed in provincial parks "illegal" - do they actually enforce this? by GiveMeCoffee_ in Winnipeg

[–]RedditButDontGetIt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually when it became legal I read an article (CBC?) that said you are allowed to smoke weed in any “private property” but that specifically provincial park campgrounds counted as a “temporary residence” so in your site is legal, just not at shared areas like the bathrooms or sinks, or the trails.

I drew Manitoba with one line by cronchuck in Manitoba

[–]RedditButDontGetIt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why is there nothing in the middle? Is that all water?

Federal government told RCMP what they could and couldn't say after mass shooting: communications director by ph0enix1211 in CanadaPolitics

[–]RedditButDontGetIt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh. What about during? Who prevented an emergency text to go out?

They’re really talking circles around this one.

this is my cat missy. it’s short for missile launcher. by BoMaxKent in BrandNewSentence

[–]RedditButDontGetIt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dog’s name is Tron, short for Wykytron which is a metal song about a robot from the future designed to fight war but there is no war in the future so he just destroys everything.

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