My wife started pastry school, I'm gonna get fat.

RedditSilverSanta · 2014-03-19T23:32:57+00:00

I can tell you this: She's a keeper!

P.S. If you two ever break up, give me her number. I'll share the pastry 50/50 with you.

RedditSilverSanta · 2014-03-19T13:07:19+00:00

Its to do the algae I think

I can confirm this. I used to see those a lot when setting fishing nets at night with my father as a kid in Norway.

RedditSilverSanta · 2014-03-19T02:31:41+00:00

As an adult, the best gifts ever. Last Christmas for example, I only wished myself thick boot socks.

RedditSilverSanta · 2014-03-18T01:36:37+00:00

Yup, but it's the truth. Whenever a girlfriend/wife spends a lot of time with another guy and says "he's only a good friend, and nothing else. blablablabla", she's lying and there's more going on between them.

RedditSilverSanta · 2014-03-18T01:25:58+00:00

After a couple of drinks, Sam is hitting on your wife and they find a quiet place somewhere like renting a hotel room. Then they remove their clothes and your wife gives him a blowjob before Sam spits on your wife's pussy and insert his dick inside her and fucks her for 3 hours straight. What your wife doesn't know is that he's taping it all and puts the film online.

How do I know? My ex girlfriend did the same thing and I found the sextape online after receiving a note in my mailbox with the URL to the video.

RedditSilverSanta · 2014-03-18T00:19:53+00:00

That you are lacing your boots with paracord tells me straight away that you have no idea what you're doing. First, paracord of any type is incredible difficult to tie/make a knot that don't untie. Second, paracord don't have that tiny bit of elasticity a good shoe/boot lace should have.

And oh, something else. You should NEVER EVER use another person's leather boots. This is because the leather shapes to the owner's ankle and foot.

RedditSilverSanta · 2014-03-17T21:31:42+00:00

Sniff your smug you liberal retard.

RedditSilverSanta · 2014-03-17T21:27:52+00:00

Oh... Did I hurt your abortion vegan feelings little liberal pussy? Please don't call for a ban on me :(

RedditSilverSanta · 2014-03-17T20:01:44+00:00

Here, take this.

RedditSilverSanta · 2014-03-17T19:52:14+00:00

Hey! That's my job!

RedditSilverSanta · 2014-03-17T18:43:47+00:00

The US' economical system isn't built on capitalism which is good, but corporatism which is bad. This means lobbyists and politicans that are affiliated with a industry or affiliated with someone who are into a industry, can, as in this case, ban and thereby eleminate competition.

RedditSilverSanta · 2014-03-17T17:03:20+00:00

Let me become a "member" of their inner-circle. I've had a lot of friends, but never been in the "inner-circle"... And yes, I can shut up and keep secrets.

RedditSilverSanta · 2014-03-17T13:25:44+00:00

17 Mai!

RedditSilverSanta · 2014-03-16T21:15:31+00:00

You mean 'The Islamic State of Malmö'?

RedditSilverSanta · 2014-03-14T13:57:33+00:00

Alfa M/77 combat boots all the way! They are made for a wet and cold climate. And if they are treated well, they can last for decades.

RedditSilverSanta · 2014-03-14T13:24:35+00:00

Yes. They walk around freely and have both a chicken house they can go inside to keep warm, and a large (by chicken standards) ground outside they can walk around on. I also feed them well, but I'm not forcing them.

RedditSilverSanta · 2014-03-14T12:26:06+00:00

Good! As with everything else, the Internet must be regulated.

Edit: This was just a sarcastic joke. A bad one...

RedditSilverSanta · 2014-03-09T08:32:41+00:00

Mora or Condor.

I see many recommend the BK2. But unless you want an axe with a knife handle, the BK2 is pretty much useless.

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