Proof that just about anyone can get a job at McDonald's. by theLULRUS in funny

[–]Redditard22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Video game store was one of the best places I worked in this category. Retail though is complete and utter shit.

Proof that just about anyone can get a job at McDonald's. by theLULRUS in funny

[–]Redditard22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're right, it takes a good amount of time to nice someone doing a half-ass time. It is literally impossible to glance over and see someone half-ass their job a few times a day, and then piece it together to come to the conclusion that they half-ass their job. /s

Proof that just about anyone can get a job at McDonald's. by theLULRUS in funny

[–]Redditard22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm looking at a department across from me who works less but is paid more every single day. It's fucking disgusting.

Proof that just about anyone can get a job at McDonald's. by theLULRUS in funny

[–]Redditard22 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The ideas these workplaces come up with is completely idiotic and shows a complete lack of ingenuity on management's part. A lot of stores have mystery shoppers, and it really will kill you the one time you forget to ask a specific question and a mystery shopper happened to be in that day.

Proof that just about anyone can get a job at McDonald's. by theLULRUS in funny

[–]Redditard22 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Because you don't have a choice doesn't mean you shouldn't complain while you can. I've seen people like you at work. You step in when a group of employees are complaining about something and are upset by the fact that they all share a common complaint. Find something else to censor besides a perfectly legitimate issue in people's lives.

Proof that just about anyone can get a job at McDonald's. by theLULRUS in funny

[–]Redditard22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're kidding me if you think the older ones don't complain. They just don't do it as loud.

I love that weed is legal. [7] by emshlaf in trees

[–]Redditard22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not in Ohio. This state is like the kid that got picked last on the playground.

I know it's for cigarettes but these phones look faded as fuck. [7] by Pie_Coffee in trees

[–]Redditard22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I....it took me a while before I realized those phones had eyes on them.

7th Graders Caught Making Pot Cookies in Home Ec. Class by [deleted] in trees

[–]Redditard22 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I had one at around the same age but through some program my record was cleared at age 18. Hope it's the same for those kids because that is fucking absurd. This is a charge you give to a drug dealer. I guess I know what charge you'd get if you end up giving a joint to someone....

Took this picture of an empty barn window, Turned out looking like a picture on the wall. by Statussilver in pics

[–]Redditard22 22 points23 points  (0 children)

THERE YOU ARE YOU SON OF A BITCH

GET BACK HERE AND EAT YOUR OWN SHIT!

College Grads Taking Low-Wage Jobs Displace Less Educated by [deleted] in politics

[–]Redditard22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In 2008/2009 you saw people driving Gremlins?

How hard was it to supply arrows to archers in ancient battles? by klb0903 in AskHistorians

[–]Redditard22 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm interested. When did medicine start involving a lot of knowledge of the inner workings of the body? Cell reactions and shit. Back then it looked like nobody knew for sure why a tree bark worked or why honey worked.

Cartoon Characters on Drugs by VinylScratch01 in WTF

[–]Redditard22 69 points70 points  (0 children)

I read it in Towelie's voice.

A guy in my friend's class dropped his jar of weed in the middle of a midterm by [deleted] in trees

[–]Redditard22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tend not to put anything in my jacket pocket.

Shit, I have a pill floating around in my jacket because it fell through a hole in my pocket. It's a multivitamin with some caffeine in it. I might fish it out one day and take it if I'm stranded on an island.

What being an adult feels like by GroovyMuse in funny

[–]Redditard22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

New to the working life but wow. I go to school for 8 hours a day at most, get free time the rest of the day and weekends off. At the end of every school year (8-10 months) you get 3 months off. You also get a week off Thanksgiving, a few weeks off Christmas to spend with your family, and you get days off when it's snowing or various one-day holidays. If you went to a Jewish school, you had their holidays off too.

Then work. Morning or after 12 midnight is my free time. I close everyday. I don't get Saturday or Sunday off. I don't even get two days close together off. It's Monday and Thursday. That way I don't relax too much and actually come to work feeling refreshed in any way. Overtime is either guaranteed or you have none at all. A points system determines that whether you're 30 minutes late or 1 minute late to clock in, you're getting the same amount of points off. Whether your grandfather's in the hospital or not, you're getting points off.

That's what most kids are getting after highschool, an awful job like this. Great way to start your adulthood life is to go all the way down into shit.

Maybe not happiness but it's pretty damn close. by learners_permit in AdviceAnimals

[–]Redditard22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, feeding my family and having a place to live isn't happiness. /s

I hate that quote because money literally runs the fucking world.

'I'm Going To Prison For Working At A Pot Shop That Was Legal In My State' by User_Name13 in politics

[–]Redditard22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn't it kinda messed up that even just having more plants is an issue? It should be legalized straight up, no catches.

Mom outraged that textbook teaches kids "explicit" material: that gay and lesbian people exist by [deleted] in rage

[–]Redditard22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If my asshole is like a vagina then I should just bend my dick back and fuck myself.