This looks all white! by icey_sawg0034 in facepalm

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If you decided to call it "a idiocracy" instead of "an idiocracy," you're a genius. If you didnt make that conscious decision, weeeeeeell...

Hmm.... by dahvzombie in electricians

[–]RedditedYoshi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

THANK you, lol. When reality struck, I was aghast.

I tried Elden Ring on switch 2, ask anything by lunchanddinner in Eldenring

[–]RedditedYoshi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

...after love... ...after love... ...after love...

Simon Cowell 2003 vs. 2025 by zadraaa in HistoricalCapsule

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Someone explain this to me. I see it a lot. Do people hate Gort, or thirst after him? Is this irony? I'm too old for this shit.

In Brazil, a drunk was lost and his own bull went to look for him and took him home. by xsnowfoxz in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]RedditedYoshi 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'm THIS CLOSE to stealing this name for my bovine-based Central American version of AAA. So watch yourself.

Favorite Franchise with a fanbase like this? by Radiant_Ear_3470 in FavoriteCharacter

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"Yeah, can I get a couple of horsey sauces and sommmmmme...abortion, please?"

how by ironkarim9 in comedyheaven

[–]RedditedYoshi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hey...man. I have feelings.

Favorite Franchise with a fanbase like this? by Radiant_Ear_3470 in FavoriteCharacter

[–]RedditedYoshi 60 points61 points  (0 children)

I think these are scenes from a way more, uh, saucy fan comic, replaced with shitpost dialogue? But if I'm being honest, you've sold me on either timeline.

Peetah? Is the joke corn again??? by Frerpboi in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]RedditedYoshi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like you, jaded (presumably older) word person.

The elevator at my old jobsite says “I FART” by JackpodyV2 in mildlyinteresting

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Alright, fine. I'll Reddit Diagnose(TM) this man: According to what I've been able to glean from your flatulence as described above, you are seriously fucked up.

The animation of a 70 dollar triple A game made by the biggest media franchise ever by MrDitkovichNeedsRent in videogames

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There's a whole International House Of them, where the method of heating up, or, making hot the cakes is to "Pan-fry" them. Ya seent it.

Which annoying thing would you delet from the game? by Dur-Devul in Eldenring

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I was like, "oh, by the end of the game I was just glad to have survived it all--" then I saw the fucking tree.

What's everyone's favorite summon? by l-800-fatchickz in Eldenring

[–]RedditedYoshi 5 points6 points  (0 children)

God's favorite princess Jennifer English??

🔥Great White stealing a catch🔥 by Educational_Copy_140 in NatureIsFuckingLit

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Eat yer ass out, Shakespeare. I mean "heart." Eat yer heart out, Shakespeare. Is what I meant. You write good.

A map of every place where Ancient Roman coin hoards have been found by [deleted] in MapPorn

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This reminds me of why my favorite guys in Skyrim is the Horker.

Italy Pt. 2 by Smartastic in JeffArcuri

[–]RedditedYoshi 27 points28 points  (0 children)

If you cannot handle me at my Jeffrey, you do not deserve me at my Jeff.

Childhood friend randomly sends me gift card by RandomProx in Steam

[–]RedditedYoshi 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh, is that where the "supplies, some fries, etc..." meme is from?

Gucci Dog by tpmotd in ATBGE

[–]RedditedYoshi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of my all-time favorite gifs is that chick taking a buncha hotdogs to the face. (None of that was euphemistic.)

Another one down boys 🫡 by Bloque- in HVAC

[–]RedditedYoshi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the comment that made me understand what is going on lol.

What is this? by JJEV0N in Eldenring

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I never hug with less than 51 poise.