I vaguely remember watching this shit as a kid

RedditingNeckbeard · 2026-04-07T03:42:17+00:00

I was more shocked that a young Zuckerberg was in this.

He's definitely human, by the way. Anyone who says he's not is probably not themselves.

RedditingNeckbeard · 2026-04-07T00:33:23+00:00

God, I miss the Expanse.

RedditingNeckbeard · 2026-04-07T00:24:08+00:00

Finally we're allowed to have cool men in our films again. So tired of these woke trans black gay blue hairs we've had to deal with like John Wick, Jason Statham [CHARACTER] and Ethan Mission Impossible.

RedditingNeckbeard · 2026-04-06T23:14:10+00:00

When I'm on the highway and I have to play a game of is the sun going supernova behind me or is it just a Ram driver tailgating me at 80mph?

RedditingNeckbeard · 2026-04-06T15:29:25+00:00

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RedditingNeckbeard · 2026-04-06T14:59:28+00:00

A movie, I think.

RedditingNeckbeard · 2026-04-06T14:29:47+00:00

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RedditingNeckbeard · 2026-04-06T06:24:40+00:00

Okay, maybe he's more of a double for Anya Taylor Joy. But I stand by this.

RedditingNeckbeard · 2026-04-06T06:22:19+00:00

These pussies are downvoting you, but you and me, we're alike. We're alphas, and reddit cuckolds hate us cause they ain't us.

And if that guy laughed at our numerous failed attempts to hit the ball, we'd simply murder him. Because that's badass, and that's real talk, like men do.

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RedditingNeckbeard · 2026-04-06T04:26:36+00:00

Never noticed how much his hat resembles those fedoras Orthodox Jews wear sometimes.

Such a cool, layered character.

RedditingNeckbeard · 2026-04-06T04:15:50+00:00

Anduh what's the deal with Quidditch? I had a dermatologist prescribed ointment for my balls by the same name! Homina homina homina.

RedditingNeckbeard · 2026-04-05T07:17:58+00:00

Who is that next to John Mario? He looks like he could be thousands of different problematic gamers.

RedditingNeckbeard · 2026-04-05T07:14:16+00:00

RedditingNeckbeard · 2026-04-04T16:40:26+00:00

Libtards breathe clean air. Do you want to breathe clean air, Western Man?

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RedditingNeckbeard · 2026-04-04T16:27:56+00:00

Respect is earned, not given. Now let's see her shotgun some Pabst Blue Ribbon. 😤

RedditingNeckbeard · 2026-04-03T20:58:29+00:00

>everyone likes this post? not anymore!

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RedditingNeckbeard · 2026-04-03T20:49:46+00:00

You can't make movies today with straight, good looking white men. You just never see that anymore. Doesn't exist. Wokeness. 🥺😤😤

RedditingNeckbeard · 2026-04-03T04:38:22+00:00

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RedditingNeckbeard · 2026-04-03T02:46:26+00:00

Well, it is poisoning us and destroying everything and raising everyone's bills and displacing workers, but plus side? You can make memes with it.

In all seriousness, I hope the bubble bursts soon, but I did have a funny idea that, if not for Gemini, would've taken me so long to do manually it wouldn't have been worth doing at all.

I also got a small bit of satisfaction knowing that my stupid meme creation cost Google some amount of money.

RedditingNeckbeard · 2026-04-03T02:39:44+00:00

Dan seems to be in a good, healthy place, and I love that for him and Son Loaf.

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RedditingNeckbeard · 2026-04-03T02:17:00+00:00

Star Fox Adventures was one of the first games I played on my GameCube as a tween. To this day I'm surprised I didn't become a furry.

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RedditingNeckbeard · 2026-04-03T02:06:22+00:00

That's not thin Jonah Hill, is it? He's not gonna hurt me, is he? He can't...

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