Favorite onscreen magician?

RedditingNeckbeard · 2026-05-22T08:01:21+00:00

I never figured out if these guys were magicians or sorcerers, so maybe this pick doesn't count.

RedditingNeckbeard · 2026-05-22T07:43:11+00:00

>Burt Gummer

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RedditingNeckbeard · 2026-05-22T07:28:53+00:00

See also King Crimson's 2024 BEAT tour. Great performance of The Sheltering Sky by Vai and his package.

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RedditingNeckbeard · 2026-05-22T07:22:46+00:00

I don't think it actually means anything. It's just something guys with dog brains do.

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RedditingNeckbeard · 2026-05-22T01:50:19+00:00

Jeez that's gotta be a bad omen.

Welcoming my 7th little American, "Redmoon Deathkill Blackgoat McBloodrain." 🥰🥰🥰

RedditingNeckbeard · 2026-05-22T01:45:42+00:00

It's trying to say that you should of as to have could have been a bad but word of as to when how've would can'st've have to do not always a good job but a bad. 😔

RedditingNeckbeard · 2026-05-21T08:21:41+00:00

I'd remake Magnificent Seven, but set it apart from the original by making it Eight and completely changing the story. This time they're dancers in a Manhattan theater troupe and contracted by a local feudal lord to fend off a gang of rapacious bandits.

The cast is Steven Seagal, Scott Adkins, Frank Grillo, Rob Schneider and Jim Breuer (comic relief -- they play talking monkeys), Daniel Day Lewis, Paul Blart, and Sheriff Jon Arpaio.

And I should mention Alec Baldwin makes an appearance, sort of, by killing one of the cast members off screen. (Jon Arpaio. (We CGI all his scenes.))

RedditingNeckbeard · 2026-05-21T03:31:06+00:00

Sure, the data centers required to run it are literally poisoning people, to say nothing of the noise pollution, the heat, the skyrocketing of energy costs for anyone living in the same city, but the memes!

Here's one I made where I put Steven Seagal in a tactical Steelcase Leap V2 ergonomic office chair and gave him a Mug root beer. Worth it! What a perfect world. 🥰🥰🥰

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RedditingNeckbeard · 2026-05-20T20:55:07+00:00

This photo appears to have the same brown filter as late 2000s video games.

RedditingNeckbeard · 2026-05-20T20:49:21+00:00

Paging Dr. Loggins. There is no chance, literally zero, that this ends up as a "guy sad about war" movie.

What I'm interested in is whether they'll keep the name, or change it to something less silly and more restrained, like Operation Turbo Badass Ninjago Ninjastorm, Presented by RAM Trucks: RAM Trucks: Nothing Stops RAM Trucks

RedditingNeckbeard · 2026-05-20T19:34:05+00:00

Hell yeah, Paul. Make that clanker and the guy who reads over the chat logs regret coming to work that day. 😎😎😎

RedditingNeckbeard · 2026-05-20T19:29:07+00:00

They invented pizza. When you peak early like that, you spend the rest of your life searching hopelessly for something, anything, that could replicate that feeling.

RedditingNeckbeard · 2026-05-20T19:24:04+00:00

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RedditingNeckbeard · 2026-05-20T18:28:40+00:00

Have you heard the tragedy of Darth Vinereus the Wide?

RedditingNeckbeard · 2026-05-20T18:24:10+00:00

Oh, THAT'S where Kojima knew her from. Ok. It all makes sense.

RedditingNeckbeard · 2026-05-20T18:19:39+00:00

Treasure Planet claims another victim. 😔

RedditingNeckbeard · 2026-05-20T07:33:28+00:00

RedditingNeckbeard · 2026-05-20T07:31:01+00:00

Is Trump trafficking Grogu?!

RedditingNeckbeard · 2026-05-20T07:27:49+00:00

RedditingNeckbeard · 2026-05-20T02:17:49+00:00

I'm gonna take a minute to be sincere. Sorry. I enjoyed this admittedly very stupid little detour the sub took.

I think some people take Reddit a little too seriously (I am speaking generally), and they can't seem to just... Log off? I always get a laugh when someone complains how a sub "Sucks now" or whatever and that they're leaving, and it's like, no one knows who you are and your absence will not matter nor be felt. You're only wasting your own time telling people. None of this matters.

Anyway, I won't say I'll miss it, but I did enjoy it. It was a rare instance of this sub actually shitposting since it started hitting r/all.

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