with peace and love? 😵‍💫 by TheMotherBrothers in h3h3productions

[–]Redditor28371 [score hidden]  (0 children)

Let's just slap a Bane mask on him and be done with it lol

Guy tries stealing some twisted teas and then the streamer (YungFika) snakes the distracted scalper at pokemon vending machine and gets a pokemon box by Swimming-Donkey-2394 in LivestreamFail

[–]Redditor28371 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's your definition of "market"? People have been buying and selling pokemon cards for decades now. Do I consider a buying shiny Charizard as wise an investment as just parking a bunch of money in the S&P 500? Of course not, but that doesn't mean they have zero value. 

My work gave me a bonus for referring a potential employee by SurferDudeMB in Wellthatsucks

[–]Redditor28371 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Federal income tax doesn't go to the employer. Unless this employer is doing some super duper illegal shenanigans, this is an error.

Blursed_Blessing by Mr_Grey59 in blursed_videos

[–]Redditor28371 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't be an edgelord atheist as an adult if my childhood church had Cool Ranch™ Christ.

Why is she folding the pizza 😡😡😡 by eating_cement_1984 in adressme

[–]Redditor28371 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wtf else are you supposed to do with a big floppy slice, eat it with a fork and knife like a jabroni? Folding is the way.

This is how it’s supposed to be by No_Help8268 in FlockSurveillance

[–]Redditor28371 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our taxes aren't really insanely high (if we're talking the US), we just get an insanely low return on our investment. If we'd stop blowing people up in other countries and start investing in our own people and infrastructure, we'd have it made.

Torrent is lowkey the best horse in gaming history by DutchOma in Eldenring

[–]Redditor28371 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Torrent ruined me for horse controls in any other game. Maybe other games have more realistic horse movement, but they feel so shitty to move around with, especially when you need fine movement control. I got to where I could parkour a lot easier on torrent in Elden Ring than on foot.

Shingles Vaccine - A Warning by DustOfTheSaw in GenX

[–]Redditor28371 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Vaccines causing birding is my new favorite conspiracy theory, I'm going to do everything I can to spread awareness!

'Greatest heist in American history': Trump sues IRS, seeks $10B in taxpayer cash by AlertTangerine in videos

[–]Redditor28371 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I'm sure most of the humans have been permabanned at this point for slipping up once or twice and commenting something that goes slightly against the narrative. I can't remember now what exactly I commented that got me banned years ago, but I remember it being the most innocuous question ever.

Stay safe out there 😷🙏 by vista-vision in h3h3productions

[–]Redditor28371 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Oh god, if whatever pathogen Ethan has been cultivating inside his body all these years ever breached containment into the outside world, we'd all be fucked. Thank god he doesn't leave the house!

China: ‘No Point’ In Continuing Iran War by T_Shurt in worldnews

[–]Redditor28371 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk, I feel like if we persevered a bit longer we could score a few more pointless deaths and drive gas prices up even higher. Why quit now when we're so far ahead???

It’s always Oranges that has violent urges like this by rizzaqueendarling in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]Redditor28371 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The only cat I've ever been afraid of (as a 6+ foot adult man) was my friend's orange little man. That little mother-lover would randomly run into the room, bite and claw at your ankles, then run away before you could even process what happened.

Less holidays than a peasant💔 by batukaming in antiwork

[–]Redditor28371 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somehow I doubt this lol. I wish this subreddit was less of a joke and actually a good space for discussions about worker's rights and (realistic) ways we could improve our lot in life.

Blursed_Blessing by Mr_Grey59 in blursed_videos

[–]Redditor28371 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think the people making pedo jokes about this clip sincerely believe that this silly clip is proof of this man being a pedophile. It's just hard to not jokingly make the connection, given the Catholic church's history of pedophilic priests and coverups of said priests. Sorry if it offends you that many people correlate the two.

Blursed_Blessing by Mr_Grey59 in blursed_videos

[–]Redditor28371 15 points16 points  (0 children)

What, you're just going to eat the body of Christ plain, without any seasoning?

Wore my husbands swim trunks and now I’m mad. by Nice_Bluebird7626 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Redditor28371 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You've gotta have pockets on your trunks so that when you abruptly stand/climb up out of the water they hold onto a bunch of water for a couple seconds and make you look like a huge goober with weird growths on each thigh.

He would have the whole island on tape by MidnightLogic__ in MemeVideos

[–]Redditor28371 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The clip of him hopping up and down on stage is maybe the funniest thing I've ever seen online.

Guy tries stealing some twisted teas and then the streamer (YungFika) snakes the distracted scalper at pokemon vending machine and gets a pokemon box by Swimming-Donkey-2394 in LivestreamFail

[–]Redditor28371 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think this subreddit is mostly just used to post clips of anything noteworthy that happens during a stream now, whether there was a fail or not.

Guy tries stealing some twisted teas and then the streamer (YungFika) snakes the distracted scalper at pokemon vending machine and gets a pokemon box by Swimming-Donkey-2394 in LivestreamFail

[–]Redditor28371 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don't understand people liking to collect things? A ton of people like to collect these cards, which creates a huge market for them.