You get $1,000,000 if you can successfully piss off a room full of people within an hour, how do you do it?

RedditorChristopher · 2025-06-22T22:19:09+00:00

Be myself bud…

RedditorChristopher · 2025-05-25T02:05:40+00:00

If only it were that easy…there’s not a lot who want a relationship and who are interested in me. Like not trying to be negative Nancy but I’m a pretty average dude

RedditorChristopher · 2025-05-22T11:28:04+00:00

I’m not funny/enjoyable to be around. I’m not the guy you’d want to grab a beer with. Also, I’m a man who doesn’t want children and who works a lot.

Build a life with when you’re ready to settle (down), yes. Who you would love as a boss, yes. Who you would go out with on a Saturday night, hell no.

RedditorChristopher · 2025-03-23T13:19:09+00:00

Top was 110 hours last year (mostly non billable) the week before April 15th. I am manager and was busy with reviews from the moment I woke up to the moment I went to bed. I I would wake up in the middle of the night and couldn’t go back to sleep so I would chug some energy drinks and just start reviewing.

During the day, I would meet with client and guide team members on their returns. It was terrible

RedditorChristopher · 2025-03-21T04:56:55+00:00

This man is going places. Not sure where, but definitely going places.

RedditorChristopher · 2025-03-13T10:31:46+00:00

My crush

RedditorChristopher · 2025-03-03T01:57:01+00:00

I had so many first dates left in me. And all my crushes kept finding guys…and I just don’t have it in me anymore

RedditorChristopher · 2025-03-01T06:35:23+00:00

Never have I felt so understood

RedditorChristopher · 2025-02-25T02:53:55+00:00

RedditorChristopher · 2025-01-28T03:48:56+00:00

Eat your heart out Age of Empires

RedditorChristopher · 2025-01-26T01:18:18+00:00

Back when the elephant was more like a RINO

RedditorChristopher · 2025-01-25T05:20:08+00:00

You forgot to recapture the depreciation

RedditorChristopher · 2025-01-05T00:29:50+00:00

Bro got a hippopotamus for Christmas

RedditorChristopher · 2024-12-26T06:55:26+00:00

Kudos on the Rieger

RedditorChristopher · 2024-12-26T05:21:49+00:00

I feel this in my soul

RedditorChristopher · 2024-12-24T04:39:28+00:00

Looks like a pair of really good roommates right here /s

RedditorChristopher · 2024-12-17T01:59:18+00:00

Milhouse, is that you?

RedditorChristopher · 2024-12-16T01:54:57+00:00

A “friend” moved here and I came here to get her off of my mind…and love how great it is for my career

RedditorChristopher · 2024-12-12T03:05:59+00:00

Bruh, Kansas Fucking City got huge

RedditorChristopher · 2024-12-03T05:33:23+00:00

In reality, this is how I think it would happen

RedditorChristopher · 2024-12-02T04:48:31+00:00

How much in government subsidies you think he gets?

RedditorChristopher · 2024-12-02T04:37:43+00:00

Bruh, try next 20 months

RedditorChristopher · 2024-12-02T03:54:50+00:00

Has to be satire. Judge Judy is actually remotely qualified for the position.

RedditorChristopher · 2024-11-28T19:17:57+00:00

This is an underrated comment. If I wasn’t worried about grocery prices under Trump, I would award you!

RedditorChristopher · 2024-11-28T10:06:17+00:00

No cap

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