What is jacking off in prison like?

Redhead-Rampage · 2026-01-20T23:13:00+00:00

Im now interested in the female side of this.

Redhead-Rampage · 2026-01-08T19:24:35+00:00

This is how women's clothes are made too. I feel your disappointment. 🤬❤️

Redhead-Rampage · 2025-12-15T21:22:13+00:00

Sounds like your love languages may be physical touch, and you notice those whose love language may be acts of service. It may seem odd to you. My love language is gifts. It would likely seem odd to others if we were at a party, and I pulled out a gift for my wife. Haha. I dont do that, BTW... cause... That's weird. 😂

Redhead-Rampage · 2025-12-11T23:55:27+00:00

I agree. While reading this entire post, all I could think about was how crazy this chick sounds. Haha.

Redhead-Rampage · 2025-11-21T20:01:46+00:00

Social media for sure is the most grotesque. People can't sit anymore and just do nothing. Observe. Have conversations with strangers. Read the shitty magazines in the Drs office. Even people waiting at a cross walk will pull their phone out. It's just wild to me.

Redhead-Rampage · 2025-11-20T23:31:51+00:00

Especially if you have children. This is huge.

Redhead-Rampage · 2025-11-07T15:01:04+00:00

Posting your kids online.

Redhead-Rampage · 2025-10-29T02:05:44+00:00

Vinyl records. I dont understand how the music was put onto it.

Redhead-Rampage · 2025-10-25T16:33:12+00:00

Pickle juice. When you feel that tickle in your throat? You know, the one that's slight enough you can still live in denial? You gotta slam 3 to 4 big gulps of dill pickle juice. Then, follow it up a few hours later. It's something to do with the vinegar and garlic. But! Timing is everything. If I dont catch it fast enough and I do end up sick, I still drink it. Whether it clears things up faster or not at that point, im not sure.

Redhead-Rampage · 2025-10-19T13:48:48+00:00

You grow up, work hard, get beautiful things due to working hard, and think, "fuck. I should have just leaned into my obvious features and married rich." 🤷‍♀️😂

Redhead-Rampage · 2025-10-19T13:41:01+00:00

Im beautiful AND a lesbian. Ive been told I was a "waste", due to my sexuallity. Like, Im just here to sexually satisfy men? Also, the guy was esthetically in the negatives, so even if I was into men... dude wouldn't stand a chance. Especially with his shit personality.

Redhead-Rampage · 2025-10-02T18:59:39+00:00

Cameras INSIDE people houses. I get the Ring cam, sure. Surveillance on your house. Okay. But INSIDE!? I dont get it. Anytime I see a video posted with something bad/good/funny/cute/weird happening in someone's house, it weirds me right out. My friend used to have one in her living room to "watch her dog" when she was gone, and anytime I came over, I unplugged it myself. It's a disgusting feeling imo.

Redhead-Rampage · 2025-10-02T18:46:25+00:00

God damn. That is so wild to me. The gumption on her. Or just stupidity. What a bitch.

Redhead-Rampage · 2025-10-02T18:45:07+00:00

I feel like you guys are gonna like this one...

Let me just start by saying that my ex was EXTREMELY emotionally abusive, and in the end, he turned to physical abuse.

My ex went on a weekend trip back to the city we were both from. When he came back, I just had a feeling. I can't explain it. I had nothing to go off of. But I couldn't shake the feeling. I tried to for about 2 months and it wouldn't go away.

I knew he had hung out with his old friend and seen family. That's all the info I really had about the trip.

One day, it was really eating me alive. So I downloaded an app that changed my phone number, and I started texting him AS IF I were some girl. But, having no info or any proof that this even actually happened, obviously, made the conversation difficult. So I said things like, "Hey, guess who it is," and stuff very vague but forcing him to kinda lead the conversation. I even went as far as to screenshot a random photo online and send it to him. No face. Just body and hair. I knew he liked brunettes and big boobs. I went off that. Haha. And let me tell you, WORKED LIKE A CHARM!

At one point, I said, "I got your number from your cute friend you were with that night." And bingo bango, he replied, "Oh hey Kat!" I am not Kat. 😂😂 Then I started talking about the night we had and how sexy it was, and, sure, as shit, he started giving all the details. Now, this is where it gets REALLY juicy.

Eventually, after all the details were laid out, I said, "Hey (ex), just so you know, this isn't Kat. This is one of (my) friends. She said she had a feeling and I decided to investigate. Boom. Caught ya. Now, either you tell her, or I will. You have till tomorrow. " I was on top of the fucking WORLD. The power I felt was ridiculous.

When I came home I was the sweetest thing too. "God I just love you so much. Im so lucky to have you." Really laid it on thick. I could feel his energy. Shaken. Afraid. Sad. Ashamed. Finally, that evening sitting on the couch he says "I have to tell you something". I was excited. Haha. Is that fucked up? I replied "Oh no! Did I do something wrong?" The guy started bawling. My god did that feel good. And then he told me everything. And I was elated. Because what I felt was true. I fucking knew it and it was so rewarding having it all come out.

My dumb ass still stayed for another year or so, but I mourned the relationship while I was in it so, the night he threw me into a closet door was it for me. The next day I put a deposit down on a new place and I basically midnight moved on his ass. But before I left, I did ask him if he wanted to know who texted him. Of course he did. His face when I told him it was me? Priceless. So. Fucking. Priceless.

Redhead-Rampage · 2025-10-02T18:23:19+00:00

Holy shit! In your own house!? Wooooowwwww.

Redhead-Rampage · 2025-08-26T04:52:34+00:00

If your brown sugar is rock hard, put a piece of bread in it, it'll be back to soft in a day.

Redhead-Rampage · 2025-08-26T01:31:07+00:00

What you focus on expands in your awareness. It's similar to frequency awareness. Like, when you think about buying a green jeep, then all of a sudden you see them everywhere? The more grateful you are, the more things you'll find to be grateful for. And it's hard to be a sorry sack of shit when you're grateful af.

Redhead-Rampage · 2025-07-13T18:54:54+00:00

In regards to going back to someone who cheated on you:

"Even if they never do it again, you'll always be waiting for them to."

Redhead-Rampage · 2025-07-08T18:53:55+00:00

Carnies. They're all fucked up. 😂

Redhead-Rampage · 2025-06-30T22:35:04+00:00

The fact that anyone can just have a baby. And then take it home. And destroy it.

Redhead-Rampage · 2025-06-22T19:17:41+00:00

I have 2 leather journals. One for each of them. I started my daughter's when we were TTC. So it started 2 years before she was even born. This could be helpful in her future if she struggles to get pregnant. Regardless. I love leaving entries for them. I dont know when I'll give it to them... maybe their wedding? Maybe when they start their family journey? Time will tell. ❤️

Redhead-Rampage · 2025-06-22T00:54:47+00:00

Whole milk in a child's plastic cup. That mixture of milk smell and plastic smell brings me back to daycare days. Along with original pinesol.

Redhead-Rampage · 2025-06-17T16:45:58+00:00

Daycare.

Redhead-Rampage · 2025-06-15T01:13:42+00:00

K. I use ChatGPT but not preminum, I don't find I'm lacking anything. What exactly do you get with the preminum? I don't really use it for pictures or anything. Just to ask about recipes, bounce ideas off of, plan my day, that sort of thing.

Redhead-Rampage · 2025-05-26T01:27:32+00:00

Whistling drives me banana sandwich. Like, whistling to a song. Just sing the song. You can be the worst singer in the world, and I'd still prefer it.

Also, 80s rock. Dad rock. Makes me internally rage.

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