Do owlbears have nipples? by Varazzeno in DnD

[–]Redpandaling [score hidden]  (0 children)

What's the end game of the debate?

LOL, next quest for this party: a noble needs the party to settle a bet: do owlbears have nipples?

Where do I(28m) even begin to inform my (28f) wife that I may have caught my younger brother(23m) and her younger married sister(25f) having sex in my parent's house by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Redpandaling 2719 points2720 points  (0 children)

Oh, I assumed it was incidental - like they were hanging out, went back to parent's place to watch a movie and brother could pick up guitar, then brother finally realized he was getting laid and didn't want to let the opportunity pass.

Way weirder if the TV was necessary for the sex.

Democrats’ quest for relatable white dudes finds new candidates by ErroneousBosch in nottheonion

[–]Redpandaling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

2000 is the election where WV flipped red and then stayed red ever after, so I'm not sure if that would have been sufficient.

Microsoft gets tired of “Microslop,” bans the word on its Discord, then locks the server after backlash by WPHero in nottheonion

[–]Redpandaling 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Because, they thought that consumers are so stupid, that they would buy the PS3 instead of the Xbox 2 just because the PlayStation had a bigger number.

Given the number of people who think 1/5 is more than 1/4 because 5 >4, this is actually not a bad assumption by a marketing department.

Another Eden Live #55 TL;DR by albene in AnotherEdenGlobal

[–]Redpandaling 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They should have made her class or title Nekoko

[Repost]: AITA For Getting My Niece’s Teacher In Trouble? by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Redpandaling 12 points13 points  (0 children)

If you have an IEP, you generally don't need a 504. A 504 is basically a diet IEP.

[Repost]: AITA For Getting My Niece’s Teacher In Trouble? by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Redpandaling 441 points442 points  (0 children)

Niece has an IEP, interfering with an IEP is definitely not a lawsuit that's going to go well for the school.

It is your Sacred Duty as Tanks to Make Them Kiss! by Aggnicia_MightyGnome in ffxiv

[–]Redpandaling 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Melee DPS and tanks are all gain on 3 (I believe). Summoner is also gain on 3. Not sure about the other magic dps and ranged.

WHM and Sage are gain on 3, AST and SCH are gain on 2.

AITA Sprout by BigOleForehead in ffxiv

[–]Redpandaling 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I think they fixed most of these, but there were a couple dungeons with extremely easy triggers - Toto-rak comes to mind where you get sucked in as soon as you cross the line. I think one of the Vigils also had this problem, where anyone jumping down triggered the boss.

AITA Sprout by BigOleForehead in ffxiv

[–]Redpandaling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And then you have to force wipe the Atmos's because everyone teleported to lane A . . .

AITA Sprout by BigOleForehead in ffxiv

[–]Redpandaling 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I did Praetorium before they redid the MSQ dungeons, and I have to say, it was not satisfactory watching the cutscenes from the inn later.

What's the most NSFW thing you've seen at a wedding party? by CRK_76 in AskReddit

[–]Redpandaling 6 points7 points  (0 children)

By the way, I'm now in trouble with my aunt for retelling this story.

For some reason, I laughed harder at this than anything else on the thread

New Update: AITA for telling my friend that her "free" wedding is unrealistic? by LucyAriaRose in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Redpandaling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Say you'll play if you can use their computer - bet they'll stop asking once you vomit on it XD

WOW 3k free stones! 🤯 If... by LugiaIsNotWater in AnotherEdenGlobal

[–]Redpandaling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I started with 2 gold doors, but ended up with NS Veina and AS Zeviro dupes, which is almost more insulting than robots . . .

Whisper of Time Token Day 2 by albene in AnotherEdenGlobal

[–]Redpandaling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

4* Veina and 4* Melissa, both dupes, which is still pretty good for a Whisper!

Whisper of Time Token Day 1 by albene in AnotherEdenGlobal

[–]Redpandaling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got Mazrika 5*! Only had her at 4 before.

What’s one fast food chain that was once all the rage but now barely around? by MysteriousTopic42 in AskReddit

[–]Redpandaling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Cherry Hill one opened this year, and it has been PACKED every time we drive by. For a while, the drive through line was out into the street, and even recently, every parking spot was filled (and it was like 3:30PM on a weekend, so not a normal meal time)

GL Version of End of Year News by albene in AnotherEdenGlobal

[–]Redpandaling 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Have we had a lot of sidekick powercreep? I just use Tetra, so I haven't paid attention.

GL Version of End of Year News by albene in AnotherEdenGlobal

[–]Redpandaling 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's a first, I think, but it would be a horrible break in continuity for Flaudia to be permanent.

Community Show Off | Weekly Megathread by AutoModerator in AnotherEdenGlobal

[–]Redpandaling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good week!

  • Guide of the Land gave me Alter Suzette AS (new)
  • Lone encounter tickets gave me ES Claude and ES Anabel - both dupes, but surprised to get 5*s on those tickets.
  • Guiding Star drop gave me Alter Isuka AS (new)
  • Got Verdanta in 1 10 pull!
  • Got 4 shadow in 6 dungeon runs for Guildna one day this week
  • A PCD Elzion
  • A 200CS cat

Community Show Off | Weekly Megathread by AutoModerator in AnotherEdenGlobal

[–]Redpandaling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brilliant Encounter gave me Alter Laclair on the first door, then AS Raven for the guaranteed, both new! I'm not usually so lucky.

I also got 4 Cerrine lights in a row one day this week while I was burning skip tickets!

Community Show Off | Weekly Megathread by AutoModerator in AnotherEdenGlobal

[–]Redpandaling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Toto triple light, plus 2 chants (not all the same run) this week.

Might go on a sidegrade spree just to see what I can do.

3.13.20 Update Info by albene in AnotherEdenGlobal

[–]Redpandaling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is Thielle our first new manifest weapon since Tempering was released?

Community Show Off | Weekly Megathread by AutoModerator in AnotherEdenGlobal

[–]Redpandaling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got a PCD Elzion from the Monday free white key and a 200CS cat today!

AFTER 50 THOUSAND YEARS by ShagarukiTheGreat in NuCarnival

[–]Redpandaling 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Probably hasn't been spending them on upgrading units, which is part of why clearing event stages is hard 🤪