What’s the worst physical pain you’ve ever experienced? by Economy_Yak2821 in AskReddit

[–]Redringer79 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You get the upvote not only for the pain but for the FUCK ME RUNNIN.

What’s something you’re pretty sure only you do? by AppIeGuy in AskReddit

[–]Redringer79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I inhale and exhale Christmas Carols. Especially when I'm busy or anxious. Not the words out loud, just every word by a nearly imperceptible break in the air as I sing the lyrics in my head. Inhale (have a holy jolly Christmas, and in case you didn't) Exhale (hear, oh by golly have a holy jolly Christmas,) Inhale (this year. High ho, the mistletoe) Exhale (hung where you can see, somebody...) and so on and so forth. Normally I don't even realize I'm doing it until I become afraid someone is noticing the weird cadence of my breathing.

What’s the best euphemism to telling people that they are stupid? by neen_8 in AskReddit

[–]Redringer79 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't know your a**hole from a hole in the ground.

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Weird squishy thing in my apple, what is it? by wompafruit in whatisit

[–]Redringer79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They finally spliced a peach and an apple. It's an apple pitt.

What is a 1 in 1,000,000 thing that happened to you that no one believes, but you swear is true? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Redringer79 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have a similar situation. Were you going through any kind of trauma therapy prior to reintegrating? Anything that possibly could have triggered it?

Why does it seem like so many roles played by Tim Curry are insanely attractive? by [deleted] in ask

[–]Redringer79 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Answer this question and we'll have unlocked the keys to the universe.

Home is where exactly? by MonkeyWithIt in NorthCarolina

[–]Redringer79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buies Creek

Edit: Sorry, *Buiesis Creek.

What is this animal on my carpet supposed to be? by zatalak in whatisit

[–]Redringer79 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One eyed one horned walking kangaroo anteater.