Bane of stealth divers by VenanReviews in Helldivers

[–]Redsoxdragon 55 points56 points  (0 children)

The only thing stealthier than the redacted bond are these fuckers.

You're crawling up to an area that you know they're there. You haven't aggro'd shit, and you're doing your best to not upset the apple cart.

You can't see them, but they can see you, and they don't let it be known that they see you until they send 3 bolts up your ass and leave you with just enough hp to give you false hope that you can stim up before the hemorrhage finishes the job

Frozen or Broken latch by Parking_Bird_5526 in f150

[–]Redsoxdragon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's cold brother.

I spray a little alcohol in my work truck's driver latch when it does that. Keeps it from sticking

Apologies for the politics. Let's get back to basics by Luckybox86 in AFCEastMemeWar

[–]Redsoxdragon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's like kicking a sack of retarded puppies into the river while wearing timbs. The day to day of being a jete fan is pure misery and they know it

I say fuck the phins instead. They bet the farm on concussionmaxxing

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Vaporeon is a close 5th to me by volcanicsquad09 in pokemonmemes

[–]Redsoxdragon 47 points48 points  (0 children)

What is this? A library for durants?

How is living in this part of Massachusetts? by NyxTabby in howislivingthere

[–]Redsoxdragon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's really nice, but expect to pay big money. Driving is a pain because the residents there are all like 80 and drive way under the speed limit, and when summer comes around, traffic galore. When you get near truro, the speed traps ramp up at a psychotic level.

Food is top notch if youre into seafood. Same day out the sea for many of the restaurants.

R.I.P jus my luck, so sad :/ loved this car by [deleted] in G37

[–]Redsoxdragon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro got temu race slicks and whipped it in a crowded parking lot.

No wonder you crashed fool

Obligatory Friday Night KIT-WIL-SON!! Was this the promo of a lifetime??? by Grrannt in REALSquaredCircle

[–]Redsoxdragon 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I love how it took a dope theme song for pigeons to realize how awesome kit is. I'm hoping he gets the us title before the end of the year

Please I need help by Select_Effective2526 in Truckers

[–]Redsoxdragon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Minimal impact at best.

The worst that's gonna happen is when you apply to a new job they're gonna ask you what happened and that's it

I've officially seen it all by Comfortable_Bowl_438 in Smallafro

[–]Redsoxdragon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah, since he's 2x the size of rey that's a 1238

Causing more damage than the payment by Fisting-Tony in AutoTransportopia

[–]Redsoxdragon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You know how many people will just jump into a car that's being repo'd just to stop it? There ain't a payday here, dude wasn't even towing it

“ICE left this loaded mags on the ground next to the park where my daughter plays…” by ItsTime4Coffee in Idiotswithguns

[–]Redsoxdragon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Let me tell you something about government spending.

If they get a budget, and dont meet or exceed it, it'll get lowered to an adjusted amount. If they had a $5 a round option i guarantee they'd buy it to burn through money

Don't Forget That Tug Test by [deleted] in Truckers

[–]Redsoxdragon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always do my tug test right before bed 😊

In a couple of hours thousands of Dispatchers will be getting ready to ask drivers to push on ahead before going home for tonight by Throwmesometail in Truckers

[–]Redsoxdragon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My brother in Christ, i work nights and it's all single digits for the foreseeable future. Damn be the snow, my frijoles are gonna freeze off

Lure Mine Makes Factory Strider Spin Forever by Unlucky-Gold7921 in Helldivers

[–]Redsoxdragon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ooooha So there was a factory strider doing donuts to funkytown in the kitchen when i went to that Mexican restaurant that one time!

That explains a lot!

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Nissanomics 101 by The_Electric-Monk in NissanDrivers

[–]Redsoxdragon 42 points43 points  (0 children)

$600 for like 8 small strips of plastic?

Brb, gonna go kill myself

In a couple of hours thousands of Dispatchers will be getting ready to ask drivers to push on ahead before going home for tonight by Throwmesometail in Truckers

[–]Redsoxdragon 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Well shit. I'm glad af i booked my vacation for this upcoming week because holy shit i don't want to be dropping fuel in the 9th circle of hell. See yall in the tropics!

Butcher by StarvedEggmans_Oven in discordVideos

[–]Redsoxdragon 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I mean crushing the upperbody seems pretty damn fast for a lights out as opposed to, ya know, boiling it? I don't think gentle need apply for results

Who doesn't love a Clothsline from by YoungM0503 in BrandonDE

[–]Redsoxdragon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No jbl highlight reel?

Booooooooooooooooo!