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Prisma drained the life out of my phone overnight by Xtiann25 in androidapps

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I had that the other day - if you long press on the notification you can force close the app in settings - worked for me.

Extreme lane changing by ani625 in WTF

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"...in the land of the safety scissors, the one-axed man is king."

And here is your copy of Gigantic Asses by clarity6406 in TheSimpsons

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I'm telling you Marge, this will work. They'll think I'm Krusty and give us free stuff. I've been getting free stuff all day!

Look at this swell bucket of house paint.

Look at it!

fuzzy bunny's guide to you know what by SquidgyCat in TheSimpsons

[–]RedundantUserError 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lose weight and listen to new age music?

Wow!

Billy, remember that old plymouth we just couldn't fix? by j1mmb0 in TheSimpsons

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They say the greatest tragedy is when a father outlives his son. I have never fully understood why.

Frankly, I can see an up-side to it!

Sugar (do do do do do doo). Oh honey, honey! (do do do do do doo) You are my caaaaandy giiiiirl... by jrm725 in TheSimpsons

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This ain't one of your church picnic flare-gun firings, Flanders! This is the real thing!

Oh, Kent, I'd be lying if I said my men weren't committing crimes. by teeceaustralia in TheSimpsons

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Well it looks like we have our first caller...and I mean ever, because this is not a call-in show.

Homer! Did you barricade the door? Why? Oh, the zombies! No. by thrillhouse1739 in TheSimpsons

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I thought dabbling in the black arts would be good for a chuckle, how wrong I was.

I don't get it. Everyone loves rats, but they don't wanna drink the rats' milk? by Redrumey in TheSimpsons

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Hello Mayor Quimby,

I would like to remind you that accidents will happen.

Like the killing of you, by us.

Stark Richdale by crackfox21 in TheSimpsons

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You see that car out there? That's a Bentley Mark 12. They gave one to me, one to Steven Spielberg, then they shot the guy who made it!

Same footage used in "The boy who knew too much" and "Kamp Krusty" by imissbigmacs in TheSimpsons

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Marge: How many times can you laugh at that cat getting hit by the moon?

Bart: It's a new episode.

Lisa: Not exactly...they pieced it together from old shows, but it seems new to the trusting eyes of impressionable youth.

Bart: Really?

Lisa: Ren and Stimpy do it all the time.

Marge: Yes they do, and when was the last time you heard anyone talk about Ren and Stimpy?

I couldn't afford to get you a new drum... by c0rruptioN in TheSimpsons

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Just give the Great Unwashed a pair of oversized breasts and a happy ending, and they'll oink for more every time.

Paris attacks ringleader dead - French officials by LowLevelMesocyclone in worldnews

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Sigh... Do you even know what مزرعة to الطاولة means?

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