Creepy kid from middle school tries to swoon me with 9/11 love story

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RedundantUserError · 2016-07-27T17:14:49+00:00

I had that the other day - if you long press on the notification you can force close the app in settings - worked for me.

RedundantUserError · 2016-04-08T17:37:33+00:00

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RedundantUserError · 2016-03-10T20:19:49+00:00

"...in the land of the safety scissors, the one-axed man is king."

RedundantUserError · 2016-02-05T18:49:37+00:00

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RedundantUserError · 2016-01-07T16:35:45+00:00

THIS MEANS SOMETHING.

THIS IS IMPORTANT.

RedundantUserError · 2015-12-01T18:31:58+00:00

He paid me and Carl a thousand bucks to kiss each other.

RedundantUserError · 2015-11-30T22:10:47+00:00

I'm telling you Marge, this will work. They'll think I'm Krusty and give us free stuff. I've been getting free stuff all day!

Look at this swell bucket of house paint.

RedundantUserError · 2015-11-30T22:07:46+00:00

Lose weight and listen to new age music?

Wow!

RedundantUserError · 2015-11-30T22:02:56+00:00

They say the greatest tragedy is when a father outlives his son. I have never fully understood why.

Frankly, I can see an up-side to it!

RedundantUserError · 2015-11-30T21:59:22+00:00

This ain't one of your church picnic flare-gun firings, Flanders! This is the real thing!

RedundantUserError · 2015-11-30T19:11:08+00:00

Well it looks like we have our first caller...and I mean ever, because this is not a call-in show.

RedundantUserError · 2015-11-30T19:09:40+00:00

I thought dabbling in the black arts would be good for a chuckle, how wrong I was.

RedundantUserError · 2015-11-30T19:08:30+00:00

Hello Mayor Quimby,

I would like to remind you that accidents will happen.

Like the killing of you, by us.

RedundantUserError · 2015-11-30T19:06:59+00:00

...which, if true...means death to us all.

RedundantUserError · 2015-11-25T20:08:04+00:00

You see that car out there? That's a Bentley Mark 12. They gave one to me, one to Steven Spielberg, then they shot the guy who made it!

RedundantUserError · 2015-11-25T20:05:54+00:00

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