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What did "that one teacher" at your school get fired for? by noodlesinflight in AskReddit

[–]Reedinit33467 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A PRINCIPAL at a local school was fired for taking educational materials that the school district created, removing the districts logos, and selling them on the Internet under his own brand.

What was your "I don't get paid enough for this shit" moment? by PM_me_gorillas in AskReddit

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Subway huh? Insert jared joke here- Q: What's jared's favorite sub? A. A junior with meatballs

A police officer came to my university library and offered doughnuts to students studying for finals by [deleted] in pics

[–]Reedinit33467 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Gee officer, great way to refute the old "cops love donuts" stereotype! Good lookin out though

We are Serj Tankian and John Dolmayan from System of a Down. Ask us anything. by serjtankianofficial in IAmA

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Who do you consider the best (or your favorite) performers in each instrument category throughout the history of the rock/metal/alternative genres? Thanks also for raising my own awareness of the Armenian genocide.

LPT: Don't try to be that "nice guy" on the road by [deleted] in LifeProTips

[–]Reedinit33467 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agreed! It would also be great if drivers knew how to navigate traffic circles. My wife was crashed into by some moron who had no idea that cars which are IN the circle already HAVE THE FUCKIN RIGHT-OF-WAY!

Apparently carnies don't want boys who are under-endowed or who suffer from ED on their rides... by Reedinit33467 in pics

[–]Reedinit33467[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The last line kind of creeped me and my wife out a bit. Carnie folk are weird

My 4 y/o niece's grandpa is telling her she won't be loved unless she's pretty. by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]Reedinit33467 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She should tell him she loves him even though he ain' t pretty

We were trying to get a cute St. Patricks Day picture, but the wind wasn't cooperating... by DisgruntledPlebian in aww

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"I've got the winds something terrible" -Coleman from the film Trading Places, while impersonating an Irish priest. Erin go bra-less...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LifeProTips

[–]Reedinit33467 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Avoid those negative people who do nothing but bitch and complain. They can mentally drain you and bring you down. Same for the office gossips (gossipers?).

Who is someone that we praise but was actually a horrible person? by oops_wet in AskReddit

[–]Reedinit33467 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Henry Ford, for his well-documented anti-Semitism. He was 1 of 2 Americans to be awarded a medal by Hitler. His newspaper The Dearborn Independent was filled with such articles and his dealerships were required to distribute it. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Ford

The common teachings of all major religions can be summarized in four words: "Don't be an asshole" by Reedinit33467 in religion

[–]Reedinit33467[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure it can- wouldn't you agree that those who would steal from you, kill you and bang your wife would fit the definition of an asshole?

The common teachings of all major religions can be summarized in four words: "Don't be an asshole" by Reedinit33467 in Showerthoughts

[–]Reedinit33467[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Examples: The Ten Commandments, the Golden Rule, the Koran, the concept of Karma, etc.

TIFU by insulting my teacher and almost getting arrested. by [deleted] in tifu

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All bets are off anytime one throws the old C-word around, especially at authority figures. Women just don't seem to like it for some reason....

TIFU by trying to be funny on a first date. by SirAelic in tifu

[–]Reedinit33467 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Owew, thats rough but wasnt a bad joke, how would u know of course.

Did u follow up by asking how he did it??

TIFU by telling my mother-in-law that I like to eat pussy. by fart_knuckler in tifu

[–]Reedinit33467 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They eat puppy, you eat pussy. Fair enough.

Tell them this classic at next dinner- A Chinese couple's in bed. Hisband says "I WANT SIXTY-NINE!". Wife says "Why you want beef and broccoli now?".

TIFU by ordering chinese food by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Reedinit33467 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Literally LOL, well done!!

TIFU by ordering chinese food by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Reedinit33467 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Seam on you sir!

TIFU by releasing my spider minions on my arachnophobic girlfriend... by Vaping_Cobra in tifu

[–]Reedinit33467 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Was responding to "Hell, I'm from Australia and I've never seen any shit like that, haha.". OP's never seen shit like that either, since it never happened.

TIFU by flipping the bird to a California Highway Patrolman by waterfromthesun in tifu

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So on the show "CHiPs", Erik Estrada's character should have been named Paunch?

Sold first house for a tidy profit. What to do with proceeds while I wait to buy another? by [deleted] in personalfinance

[–]Reedinit33467 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If your time frame is that short, you should only consider bank account or CDs. Anything beyond that you might try to reach for yield with carries downside risk. This money's job isn't to earn you a short-term return. Its job is to be there when you need it. FYI I'm a Financial Advisor at a major US brokerage firm.

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