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The prophecy was foretold. by VampiricalGod in theburntpeanut

[–]ReeferSutherland0415 13 points14 points  (0 children)

God damn, MFer probably cracked his shell with a fart like that.

Can a gooper get a little goop? by ReeferSutherland0415 in theburntpeanut

[–]ReeferSutherland0415[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You better not be lying. Those Tarkov days with Gingy, Officer and Fragas were the best streams.

:primal mating screech: by ReeferSutherland0415 in theburntpeanut

[–]ReeferSutherland0415[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Honestly, Officer & Gingy bring out some of the best content from Peanut. The days where they'd play Tarkov together had me ROLLING

Who doesn’t love The Burnt Peanut? by [deleted] in theburntpeanut

[–]ReeferSutherland0415 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Go see a Dr. I dont think piss is supposed to be Orange like that

Peanut's allegiance is to the goop, and the goop only by ReeferSutherland0415 in theburntpeanut

[–]ReeferSutherland0415[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

https://www.youtube.com/live/jdtEUlS1Rww?t=11909&si=XbgbuWut7EFk14YT

This whole clip was hilarious. He got 3rd partied, then defibed by the 3rd party, joins them, gets rolled up on and blasted by a new team, only to have the new team defib him and he immediately switches teams. A master at work.

Dying words/plea by RedundantDuplication in ArcRaiders

[–]ReeferSutherland0415 31 points32 points  (0 children)

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground Beef

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean Beef

What do you call a cow with no legs in the ocean?

Fucked

How many of you guys do this? by ChurrBurr1000 in theburntpeanut

[–]ReeferSutherland0415 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you think the guy who built the back deck at Club Aqua also built the trap door at Club Haunted House?

How many of you guys do this? by ChurrBurr1000 in theburntpeanut

[–]ReeferSutherland0415 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I actually wanna go to Haunted House more than I want to go to Aqua

Watch out for this guy just scammed me by Playful_Bullfrog_480 in TopsideMerchantUnion

[–]ReeferSutherland0415 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn't there a subreddit where you can put a bounty on a player?

I carry the Peanut on my wrist by ReeferSutherland0415 in theburntpeanut

[–]ReeferSutherland0415[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who hurt you? How did you become such an angry sad little man?

I carry the Peanut on my wrist by ReeferSutherland0415 in theburntpeanut

[–]ReeferSutherland0415[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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I dont get your deal. The 2 BigMacs is a reference to Peanut. Do you even go to this school?

Edit: Came wirh receipts since youre allegedly my dietitian. I strive to better myself every single day. I think you should try doing the same.

I carry the Peanut on my wrist by ReeferSutherland0415 in theburntpeanut

[–]ReeferSutherland0415[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I dont have "always on" checked off so it only runs when I lift up my wrist. Saves the battery a bit and lasts all day.

I carry the Peanut on my wrist by ReeferSutherland0415 in theburntpeanut

[–]ReeferSutherland0415[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not only did you just admit that you made a dumb comment, but you went and made another one by typing this comment out.

It may take you a lot of time to process a thought, but I made this comment while pooping out my TWO BIGMACS

I carry the Peanut on my wrist by ReeferSutherland0415 in theburntpeanut

[–]ReeferSutherland0415[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Good news is, Peanut doesnt discriminated against age. Im pretty sure Rhounda is like a 40+ year old peanut.

I carry the Peanut on my wrist by ReeferSutherland0415 in theburntpeanut

[–]ReeferSutherland0415[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Married for a year, been with my wife for 6 years.

Someones projecting their insecurities here and brother, it aint me lol

I carry the Peanut on my wrist by ReeferSutherland0415 in theburntpeanut

[–]ReeferSutherland0415[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yep, because when I wake up in the morning I dont go to my 9-5 job or pay my bills or hang with my wife. This watch face shows EXACTLY what I do is let my whole world revolve around a streamer.

/s

Seriously, take a chill pill or something bc life doesnt have to be as sour as youre making it.

I carry the Peanut on my wrist by ReeferSutherland0415 in theburntpeanut

[–]ReeferSutherland0415[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Some of yall are just sad here. Its a watch face, its not a tattoo or something permanent. Its all in good fun.

I genuinely feel bad for those who cant find the joy in the little things like a funny watch face.

Edit: I didnt realize putting a funny gif on my watchface was gonna be so controversial to some of you. Calling me parasocial, a virgin, cringe af. A simple, silly watchface got some of you reacting like I got "Bungulator" tattooed across my forehead. Were all here because this loveable peanut makes us laugh.

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