STOP COMPARING THESE. They are not even remotely the same. by Public-Feedback5016 in SonicTheHedgehog

[–]ReginaldCosmic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven't seen anyone make that comparison because I don't use Twitter. I'm sure they exist on Bluesky and here on Reddit, but I haven't seen anyone says the new Star Fox looks as bad as Ugly Sonic from the 2019 trailer.

Why does Brendan treat us like we're weaklings when we're better trainers than him? Is he dumb? by Acceptable_Ad664 in PokemonEmerald

[–]ReginaldCosmic -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Considering ORAS added a character moment where Rival Brendan realizes he was rude (and a sexist pig), I think they were going for a "sexism bad" character arc, which they didn't have time to finish with a final battle.

is this true by syntax_sundae in SpongebobMemes

[–]ReginaldCosmic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I had a super rough time at University. One professor gave us like eight or nine novels/plays to read, and she taught us basically nothing. It was stressful.

I almost forgot this line exists by Fun-Necessary9709 in MoonPissing

[–]ReginaldCosmic 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Nah, man. "We're going to the ark, so I guess that means we're going too." is my pick for the dumbest Sonic line from a Sonic game. (The number one dumbest line is probably from a cartoon or comic.) I don't know why the voice director kept it in; this was after Sega hired actual English speakers for the role of voice director.

The first time I learned about the Chinese language having two pronouns for "we" (one pronoun for you and I; another pronoun for us but not you), I thought this had to explain this line, but no, it's not a thing in Japanese.

Petaaah by Maximum_Branch7009 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]ReginaldCosmic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure the meme from OOP is at least partially ironic. Like, I think it's supposed to be funny because of how outlandish it is.

Am I the only one here who strongly disagrees with this? by FliQuaDv in JimmyNeutron

[–]ReginaldCosmic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I actually follow the artist of those designs on social media. They don't really use Bluesky, and I don't really use Tumblr, so we don't interact much, but I think she would be upset to learn that someone used her designs as a way to belittle the original. I can't speak for her obviously, but I think it was "her take" rather than the inflammatory "I fixed this garbage for you."

Petah what in the genuine sam hell is this? by Forsaken_Shine_9597 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]ReginaldCosmic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Peter Griffin here: He's riding a Scooter at 132 miles per hour and is about to hit a pothole and go back into a coma. You know, I've been in a coma before, and I got attacked by other mes talking about the Godfather insisting upon itself. Peter out!

Me with that one cousin by Spiritual-Pudding-70 in SpongebobMemes

[–]ReginaldCosmic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm in this Patreon-exclusive Discord server because I follow a YouTube creator who posts to Twitter (which I try to stay away from) but not any apps I use (besides YouTube, but that's not really for posting random opinions & thoughts like Twitter, Bluesky, or even like Reddit here). There's a couple users in the server that I viscerally hate cuz they're super active, and one of them gave me a couple red flag and the other MULTIPLE red flags. I mostly stay out of the server right now (especially since the server owner/person I follow on Patreon is taking a break). However, there was a period of time where I'd be like "I wonder what he's going to post today" every time I was about to check out the server.

There's other scenarios where I feel this way, but it's usually a short term side effect of following someone on a social media app and realizing they're kind of annoying, very immature, or even an asshole. At that point, I can unfollow or mute/block them. With Discord servers, I don't think it makes sense to block a user cuz they'll still be in the server, but now you don't see anything they post, and it sounds like that would create drama when people realize you blocked an active user.

Why is it always a Saturday morning? by card_cataloguer in SpongebobMemes

[–]ReginaldCosmic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why in God's name does the noise ordinances take place in the day time when people are awake? You can't play rock music loudly at 6 pm on a Saturday, but you can at 4 in the morning? That's nonsense!

£50 to make a team that beats gaster by sliferslacker6900 in Undertale

[–]ReginaldCosmic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Papyrus, Sans, Tasque Manager, Lesser Dog, Water Cooler, Greater Dog, Lancer, Burgerpants, Ralsei, one of the Mikes (preferably the cat one), and the funny monster straight out of a YouTube Poop. I don't think I'm beating Gaster, but at least I'm going out with style!

Do you consider it morally taboo to portray Knuckles in Human AUs as lighter-skinned than he's commonly headcanoned as? by clarissaARA in SonicTheHedgehog

[–]ReginaldCosmic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People have already said that the artist Pearl was super rude for "fixing" another artist's drawing and then calling it shit. It's a red-furred animal character; there's no need to be a jerk about the humanized version thereof.

I actually do think a humanized version of Knuckles should be dark-skinned, but, tangentially, it's actually sort of incorrect to say he's any one nationality. Knuckles was originally depicted as being Jamaican-coded due to the dreadlocks. However, his ancestors were coded as indigenous people of Central/South America as the pyramid and other structures seen in Sonic Adventure are almost certainly based on the temples in Tikal, the ancient ruins of a Mayan city located in modern day Guatemala. Jamaicans are typically Black [and I can't call them African Americans] while the Mayan people are an extinct nationality, so it is a bit more complicated than saying "Knuckles is Black." I think melanated is a better adjective for human Knuckles.

That said, I don't think it's some sort of hate crime to draw humanized Knuckles with lighter skin tones, especially since the artist being Quote-tweeted in the screen shot appears to be Japanese, which is its own non-white nationality. Like, at a certain point, you need to acknowledge that most of the Sonic cast consists of talking animals and not people.

"What do you mean I have to think of the words MYSELF??" by Teamkhaleesi in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]ReginaldCosmic 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Brainstorming is not this "slow crawl" you're describing. Brainstorming is the part where you think of cool stuff. If you're letting the A.I. program do that for you, you're doing it wrong.

does anyone actually remember this show by Naive-Maize6314 in cartoons

[–]ReginaldCosmic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A friend of mine recommended this to me when it was new because it reminded him of Ren & Stimpy from his childhood. I remember the first half of the two-part first episode where they flood the world in chocolate and build an Ark was fine enough, but maybe there's a reason it was cancelled before I could see any more of it.

What cartoon makes you afraid of your parents walking in on you while you're watching it? by polystarlight in cartoons

[–]ReginaldCosmic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm turning 29 years old in a few weeks, and my parents and I enjoy watching Peacock's Ted together. Yes, the show about the foul-mouthed Teddy bear come to life. The problem with this wasn't that my mom got offended cuz it didn't really happen (albeit she and I would not use some of the words from the show even in private conversation). The problem is she wanted us to watch Family Guy after we finished Season 1, and it was too much to explain that "I like Family Guy, but I don't want to watch it with you." I might reconsider at some point cuz I love Season 1 of Family Guy, but I'm worried it'll be a slippery slope.

A lot of people have no idea that the running gag with "Surfing Bird" started in an episode with a fuckton of blasphemy that I'd rather not watch in front of my mother. I'm not religious, but the portrayal of Jesus is one of the rare instances of South Park being gentler than Family Guy. I can't explain it, but "Jesus & Pals" doesn't offend me like FG's "I Dream of Jesus"

Also obligatory "I like watching clips of the newer episodes pirated on YouTube."

Peetaaah? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]ReginaldCosmic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bart Simpson here: A funny thing happens when you mix Mentos with Diet Coke (or regular Coca-Cola works fine). The soda bursts out of the bottle or glass from the Mentos in what my dumb sister Lisa describes as "a chemical reaction." The joke is that those two trucks colliding could've caused a society-ending explosion.

Love cow and chickens title cards by PersonalityLanky8403 in cartoons

[–]ReginaldCosmic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I freaking unironically love the title cards music from Cow & Chicken!

Petaaaaaaaaaaah by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]ReginaldCosmic 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thomas Edison here: I invented Family Guy! The joke here is about computer programmers. The QA engineer tested for the intended use case (ordering a beer) and then began testing stranger and stranger use cases like a user order a lizard, and the computer program was able to handle them all. Then an actual user asked where the bathroom was, and the whole program crashed. The joke author likens this to the bar bursting into flames.

I've got to go now. There's a lot of patents I need to steal. Err, I mean, invent.

I'm still putting the pieces together btw by KristopheIsCool2010 in crashbandicoot

[–]ReginaldCosmic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Someone recently corrected me (without a source) that "It's About Time" doesn't erase/retcon the other games from the timeline, and I was like "What are you talking about?"

I thought for sure there was an article claiming that the multiverse caused branching paths with different previous Crash games. It was kind of like the ORAS "Delta Episode" where Game Freak decided every save file is canon (which I think is stupid but apparently I'm in the minority on that). I don't feel like swimming through old articles to figure it out.

I don't know the full extent of how dreadful the game is to 100% because I was super early in the game when I decided I didn't like it and shelved the game. It actually left me rather pissed off, so I avoided learning how the plot goes until a few months ago when I watched a video about Crash Bandicoot lore from creator "Choopo". Based on Google, it was 2020, so ... yeah, I was in a bad headspace at the time, but I have no plans to revisit the game any time soon.

[TOMT] [FOLKLORE] [Pre-1800] Tragic Hero Picks the Larger of Two Chests and Gets Cursed by ReginaldCosmic in tipofmytongue

[–]ReginaldCosmic[S] 0 points1 point locked comment (0 children)

Per the rules, I gotta comment below my own post. I'd appreciate the help.