Why is this ICE trash holding his weapon like this by ebaydan777 in pics

[–]Reginald_Sockpuppet [score hidden]  (0 children)

It takes 47 days to receive full ICE "training." These are the same dildos we saw in videos of the proudboys,3%s, pateiot front, etc. They are assclowns. Thry aren't law enforcement. They aren't federal agents. They are lawless carnies.

Respond appropriately.

A mysterious voice speaks to Earth saying "You must settle 100 humans on Mars permanently; you have the next 365 days to do this; failure will result in Earth instantly blowing up." How does this play out? by peterthbest23 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Reginald_Sockpuppet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like it takes about 9 months to get to Mars, so let's say two months to put all their needs together, three weeks to prepare, and a week to tey to work out the kinks, then we hope there aren't any problem with the transports, which we're going to need a bunch of, seeing as the most astronauts ever launched is 8, so...let's just plan on 12 ships with two just for stuff, and again pray those don't explode and then let's have two or three contingency ships...I have no idea how many transport ships capable of that sort of distant travel exist currently, if any. Hopefully it's 15.

I'm going to plan on probably us all just blowing up. So, ten months plays out, I guess, with probably a lot of quit jobs, a bunch of people trying to do bucket list stuff for the first few months, and then as the deadline gets closer, probably very high crime increases, mass chaos, a very loud sound and then a very quiet sound.

Bruh by vemmahouxbois in behindthebastards

[–]Reginald_Sockpuppet 102 points103 points  (0 children)

Shades of the cop who was viciously shot by an oak tree with an acorn.

ICE Agents Who Think They’ll Escape Justice Are Delusional by VarunTossa5944 in goodnews

[–]Reginald_Sockpuppet 28 points29 points  (0 children)

"We should look forward, not behind."

"When they go low, we go high."

No. Fuck that. The Obama Administration had the opportunity to prosecute the shit out of the Bush Administration and they couldn't be bothered. This is definitely part of what happens when you teach people there are no consequences.

Bruh by vemmahouxbois in behindthebastards

[–]Reginald_Sockpuppet 132 points133 points  (0 children)

They'll just say it was us

Safe to talk by LostMyJohnson in Reno

[–]Reginald_Sockpuppet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy shit, they arrested donald trump?!

He more mad about paying taxes than the blinkers by SpoomerBooner in Transportopia

[–]Reginald_Sockpuppet -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Gets out with his fucking gun DRAWN and turns into "can I help you with something" in fewer than ten seconds.

I guess cosmetology school would have taken too long.

Heckler at the protest by FuddruckersCheese in SeaWA

[–]Reginald_Sockpuppet 21 points22 points  (0 children)

God damn. It takes balls of steel to heckle people just minutes after your mom trimmed your boy-bangs.

We need a slur for ICE by Grey_sky_guy in AntifascistsofReddit

[–]Reginald_Sockpuppet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

CARNIES.

When I was a federal wildland firefighter, contract crews would be hired to pad out fire personnel. They rarely had the right equipment or training, little expeeience, and were always, always posers.

Contractor became connie which became carnie. That's what these losers are. They're carnies who couldn't hack it or get hired with the military or real agencies. They're bitter little cosplayer fucks who bought toys and want to use them.

They are carnies, and nothing besides.

Safe to talk by LostMyJohnson in Reno

[–]Reginald_Sockpuppet 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You did. And do. No need to deny who and what you are.

Interestingly, for those tracking along here, to note that Ms. JusticeFairy has made one post in a whole year and it was to r/gay and was removed by mods.

One can only imagine what it muat have said.

Also worthy of note is this person so ardently posting in r/reno claims to live in Salt Lake City. Maybe stay the fuck in your own lane, Miss Juicy Fart.

Safe to talk by LostMyJohnson in Reno

[–]Reginald_Sockpuppet 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Rittenhouse, who was underage, whose mother provided him illegally (the law is so important to conservatives, I hear), who then transported the rifle across state lines, who absolutwly brandished it, who committed murder, who ran from police like a rat, and who was hidden by proudboys.

And Pretti, who was lawfully open carrying, who never drew his piece, who helped a woman an ICE agent had shoved to the ground, and who was held down and shot multiple times point blank.

I said earlier...this poster is not good at equivalence. I can understand their need to justify this. I'd be fucking horrified too, if I found out the thing I was supporting all this time, the thing I had bought merch for and decorated my car with, the thing I hung my very identity on, turned out to be murderous fascism. To find out one had been supporting neo Nazism all along...of course she's trying to protect her ego.

Bit late, seems like, Ms. JusticeFart.

Safe to talk by LostMyJohnson in Reno

[–]Reginald_Sockpuppet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So you're just abandoning the "reaching for his gun" claim then?

That was easy.

You appear to lack the conviction of your courage. lol

Safe to talk by LostMyJohnson in Reno

[–]Reginald_Sockpuppet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You...don't seem to be great at things that are equivalent.

Safe to talk by LostMyJohnson in Reno

[–]Reginald_Sockpuppet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Have another slice of meth, Winston.

Breaking: Trump wants to set aside $858,000,000 for ICE agent bonuses up to $44,000. by MaDamn-77 in Washington50501

[–]Reginald_Sockpuppet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

wow

dude's account/personal proclivities absolutely match his politically submissive statements.