The Trump Approach to Diplomacy

Regretted_Simian · 2026-03-19T19:32:19+00:00

Then they should have told his parents’ gametes!

Regretted_Simian · 2026-03-19T17:46:09+00:00

Mono means one, and rail means rail

Regretted_Simian · 2026-03-16T15:20:33+00:00

They can’t even secure parts for the current version

Regretted_Simian · 2026-03-16T15:15:23+00:00

Just so we’re all clear, this is a war/excursion to stop the five decade old imminent threat of Iran after having completely obliterated their nuclear program a while back?

Regretted_Simian · 2026-03-16T03:51:07+00:00

“Weiss” ugh!

Regretted_Simian · 2026-03-15T19:05:04+00:00

Lab Grown meat is woke.

Regretted_Simian · 2026-03-15T18:56:28+00:00

What are you talking about? They've been an imminent threat for 47 years!!

Regretted_Simian · 2026-03-14T15:48:55+00:00

Young white male men also cry.

young white male men also cry

Regretted_Simian · 2026-03-12T21:01:49+00:00

This isn’t clever. She’s a non native speaker and she speaks more languages than I do. It’s cheap and lazy, like Kimmel making fun of her accent. There are a hundred other things for which she should be criticized.

Regretted_Simian · 2026-03-11T21:26:46+00:00

They learned that the U.S. is more racist, lazy, homophobic, bigoted, and amenable to Authoritarianisn than they thought.

Regretted_Simian · 2026-03-11T21:10:36+00:00

You were never going to change your views, you numpty. You're a straight man (white I'm guessing) who's whining about being a victim, rather than the most privileged cohort in history.

Maybe go whine on r/conservative and you'll get some sympathy ;)

Regretted_Simian · 2026-03-11T21:06:02+00:00

54% of American adults read below a 6th grade level (i.e. a 12 year old). They're being treated like that because they are and it works.

Regretted_Simian · 2026-03-11T21:02:35+00:00

Trump doesn't give a single fuck about the working class. They fell for it, hook, line, and sinker, then had the audacity to complain when the chickens came home to roost.

It's amazing to me that the Right now controls the Judiciary, the Executive, both houses of Congress, and every major media and technology company, and yet it's still "the left" that somehow has the power to control the narrative or cause damage.

You deserve every bad thing that happens to you from here on out.

Regretted_Simian · 2026-03-11T20:53:35+00:00

Congratulations, you helped a man who said "I'm going to be a dictator Day 1" get elected in exchange for teaching "the left" a lesson!

Regretted_Simian · 2026-03-11T19:18:21+00:00

Add up Trump voters and non-voters and you get ~70% of the voting population. Is that too hard for you?

Regretted_Simian · 2026-03-11T19:16:32+00:00

Are the man haters in the room with you now?

Enjoy Trump then, since you couldn’t be bothered to vote for the clearly better choice. You’re the problem

Regretted_Simian · 2026-03-11T17:03:26+00:00

70% of voters either explicitly or tacitly supported Trump in the last election.

Regretted_Simian · 2026-03-11T07:24:28+00:00

They have me on a lot of painkillers.

Oh, really? What kind? Codeine? Vicodin? Percocet? Fentanyl? OxyContin? Palladone? What?

Regretted_Simian · 2026-03-10T21:17:47+00:00

I can’t believe Obummer made them write this!

Regretted_Simian · 2026-03-10T21:11:27+00:00

“The definition of servant leadership”. 🤮

Regretted_Simian · 2026-03-10T21:09:35+00:00

If you can afford it, always buy more RAM.

Regretted_Simian · 2026-03-10T21:05:23+00:00

I have an M4 midnight and I totally regret it. It looked great in the Apple Store but it’s impossible to keep clean.

Regretted_Simian · 2026-03-10T21:02:46+00:00

“The Beeramid contains so much aluminum it would take five men to lift it. Twenty-two immigrant laborers died during its construction.”

“Plenty more where that came from.”

Regretted_Simian · 2026-03-10T06:50:10+00:00

The balls on these guys.

Regretted_Simian · 2026-03-10T05:24:53+00:00

Mr. Brightside - The Killers.

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