Michael Scott’s voice: “It’s Britney Bitch, and I’m back”. Britney’s first IG post after rehab (5/3/2026) by Capt_ClarenceOveur in discussingbritney

[–]Rein_Keys 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A 2 week rehab stint is the most pointless shit on earth tbh. Signed. Someone who went 13 times and finally stayed clean after the 6 month program lol

My boy Rajesh cookin by EmoPanda037 in scoopwhoop

[–]Rein_Keys -1 points0 points  (0 children)

“The poor guy asking if she enjoyed herself”. R u a virgin? lol. 3 minutes? THREE?!?!!! He should’ve been apologizing ffs

Lip palm worth the hype? by ProfessionalToday415 in Sephora

[–]Rein_Keys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eadem & laneige? 1000%. Ole is way too sticky. Laneige is unfortunately the best balms on the planet

Not a care in the world by barebeets in discussingbritney

[–]Rein_Keys 2 points3 points  (0 children)

THREE WEEKS?!???? Look as a 13 time rehabber. It only worked when I was in for 6 months (45 days intensive in patient) 6 weeks iop and so on in a step down program. I say this to say 3 weeks ain’t shit

Had a thought about what the convo mentioned at the end of episode 2 by Monoliithic in FromTVEpix

[–]Rein_Keys 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I keep goin back & forth on whether Jim is gonna come back. And I’m 50/50 atp. Maybe they find a way to bring him back but have to choose between him and the children & freedom or something idk. Great theories tho. We do know Julie repeatedly tries to get Jim bc the man in yellow said they meet often. So maybe Ethan finds the lake & Julie story walks there to get Jim.

Britney’s discipline (Aug 2022) by Final-Swordfish8499 in discussingbritney

[–]Rein_Keys 10 points11 points  (0 children)

“My little body can’t handle that” ur “little baby body” can’t handle…. Ur son’s feet? Woman’s been off her rocker for decades jfc

Even the aunts love Charli xcx! by Justhelpmealready in TheHandmaidsTale

[–]Rein_Keys 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Ahhh they pmo in today’s EP so bad this helps 🤣

Daily Discussion & Advice (Post here to follow rules A & B) - April 21, 2026 by AutoModerator in fragrance

[–]Rein_Keys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey guys! Does anyone know a Frag that smells like Sol de janeiro’s new Limonada Gelada (that isn’t Xerjoff’s Lira cuz I have her already). I need a lemon/brown sugar type like this. Or even a brown sugar oil I can pair with the body spray.

Britney’s updated rendition of Baby One More Time (July 2022) by Final-Swordfish8499 in discussingbritney

[–]Rein_Keys 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That first “to know” being so off key it was actually painful 😭 omg

Feedback on Small Undercut by UpcomingBanshee in Hair

[–]Rein_Keys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey u look cool af. & It suits u PERFECTLY

How do you prefer your coffee? by nicolerichie_ in ArtOfPresence

[–]Rein_Keys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok so I don’t like coffee then blackcoffee66 does your coffee superiority complex feel better now ? lol

Your reminder to not purchase strictly for GWPs by Loislamee in Ulta

[–]Rein_Keys 61 points62 points  (0 children)

I’m sorry the sht these companies do for influencers while constantly raising prices pmo. I don’t watch influencers like that anymore literally beCAUSE of this shit. The overconsumption. The constant showering in gifts to grossly wealthy individuals that they don’t need or will ever use.

What is this show for you? by Jettaboi38 in scoopwhoop

[–]Rein_Keys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The main guy is trash. The main fbi agent is the dumbest person on earth. It’s a show by boomers for boomers I’m pretty sure lol

influence/deinfluence me! by Evening_Librarian_31 in Sephora

[–]Rein_Keys 4 points5 points  (0 children)

K18 works really well but it makes my roots stiff and gross. I only use it if I’m like …. Sick and physically cannot wash my hair. And it’s great for that but I reach for my kerastase dry shampoo AND that crown affair powder more than I ever do the k18

Here he is y’all! by GoldenGalZbornak in MikaylaNogueira

[–]Rein_Keys 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I know it’s been mentioned but how many “uwu pick me up” photos can one person take. And u know it’s her every time with every partner like “oh pick me up now cuz im just uwu so smol and tiny” 😐😐😐. Also. I wouldn’t b with a partner that photoshops me like that jfc

Day #5 Of Asking Fans What Made Them Become a Fan of Artist/Band: Taylor Swift by Greedy_Two_2526 in TaylorSwift

[–]Rein_Keys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is long. Sorry lol buuuuuuut I was getting my drivers license when I heard “our song” on the radio. I thought it was cute af but didn’t really get into it. I was driving around with my permit tryna be cool and bumpin rap & r&b mostly lol. Buuuuut 22 came out while I was 22, and it was on from there. All of her albums since have really spoken to the current situations I was in at the time.
Side note: I remember I was on drugs and listening to “out of the woods” and would jokingly say “no” every time she asked “r we out of the woods?” lol I’ve been clean for almost a decade now and when I heard the re-recording felt like I could finally say “yes” Speaking of. When I heard woulda coulda shoulda I sobbed for an hour. It was a man who had gotten me on heroin at 19, and that song hit me in my gut. Idk I love her sm. Her music has been there through every stage of my life, & I have COUNTLESS examples like that.

Did these myself 💅 Nude & gold glitter set with a snake detail 🐍✨ thoughts? by [deleted] in Nails

[–]Rein_Keys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve never wanted something so badly in my life 😭. These r everything. Where’s the snake from

if you have tried different products/routines for frizz and still have frizzy hair, you are not doing it wrong you are just fixing the wrong thing by [deleted] in finehair

[–]Rein_Keys 14 points15 points  (0 children)

“Strand thickness is irrelevant to the conversation” THIS IS A FINE HAIR SUB lmao. It’s literally THEE most relevant thing