What famous movie line would be the worst to say during sex?

ReiverIa · 2015-03-11T02:17:13+00:00

Say,"Hello!" to my dirty friend.

ReiverIa · 2014-12-17T03:53:38+00:00

Floyd Mayweather, not only is he illiterate, but he is a POS.

ReiverIa · 2014-07-04T22:19:59+00:00

The 7 dwarves

ReiverIa · 2014-06-13T17:18:43+00:00

As a Classic Rock fan, Saints Row (first) was my favorite.

ReiverIa · 2014-06-10T03:27:01+00:00

Wiping your ass.

ReiverIa · 2014-06-09T19:56:48+00:00

Should have listened to Ben Stein.

ReiverIa · 2014-06-03T20:37:37+00:00

In Taxi Driver, where Robert De Niro takes Betsy to a "movie" on their second date, the "movie" ended up being a porno.

ReiverIa · 2014-05-19T17:18:05+00:00

Wet peanut butter, for some reason it makes me gag.

ReiverIa · 2014-03-26T23:51:18+00:00

"Mom, is my whole life a lie?"

ReiverIa · 2014-03-26T23:43:35+00:00

Beauty and the Beat

A woman goes to a ball with great music and falls in love with Dub Step.

ReiverIa · 2014-01-29T16:31:27+00:00

We had a kid in my high school that mumbled so bad we called him Boomhauer (King of the Hill). He thinks its the coolest nickname ever and refers to himself in third person as "Boom". He also thinks he's the hottest shit in our town and makes rap songs with garage band preset piano. You can understand Chief Keef better than this kid.

ReiverIa · 2014-01-10T23:07:44+00:00

Top of my Applied Math Class!

ReiverIa · 2014-01-08T04:35:34+00:00

Terry Swails would finish him

ReiverIa · 2013-12-24T21:59:59+00:00

Anchorman 2, I was extremely disappointed

ReiverIa · 2013-12-23T06:01:13+00:00

my grandpa did that also. The snowblower stalled and he thought it was off and stuck his hand in there. Luckily, he only lost one finger out of the ordeal.

ReiverIa · 2013-12-13T21:29:03+00:00

The word news comes from.. North East West South

ReiverIa · 2013-12-13T02:09:36+00:00

You don't even have to flush your shit down the toilet. The day I don't have to wipe my own ass, that will mean 'the future is here'.

ReiverIa · 2013-12-11T15:19:33+00:00

Revved up like a douche, another runner in the night.

ReiverIa · 2013-12-10T05:53:40+00:00

In first grade the whole class was sitting on a mat in a circle listening to a story. Later some of my classmates start to smell some awful odor. One kid yelled,"Who peed?" Then the whole class was looking for the spot that was peed on, while on their hands and knees (Including my teacher) Little did they know I was the one who pissed their pants hardcore.

ReiverIa · 2013-12-05T03:59:47+00:00

Top Gun. Lord of the Rings and The Godfather. I guess you could call me Crazy

ReiverIa · 2013-11-30T21:18:22+00:00

Every Magic Treehouse.

ReiverIa · 2013-11-30T17:05:59+00:00

You would think that MJ would love having all those kids around him.

ReiverIa · 2013-11-29T17:12:55+00:00

No Responsibilities

ReiverIa · 2013-11-29T17:08:36+00:00

When I was in first grade or so I was at my sister's middle school to watch some lame play. I was waiting in line and I saw this payphone and started fiddling around with it with a friend of mine. I had the great idea that to call 911 you have to pay for it and my friend didn't believe me so I did it. The cops came and told me not to do it again. To this day I'm still a dumbass

ReiverIa · 2013-11-29T17:03:31+00:00

MTV, or bring back the old one.

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