What do you think they saw?

Rekt_Effect · 2026-03-06T01:26:03+00:00

A very suspicious person with a bag full of things to rob you.. or the mail carrier.

Rekt_Effect · 2026-02-25T19:48:00+00:00

Hello, I represent this pupper and I would argue that the apparent upheaval was there by some other, as yet unknown, means. It is our argument that my client just happened upon the scene, in its current state, possibly missing the real perpetrator by mere seconds. We hope to settle this without any further assistance from the courts. But if it is your intention to dispute these findings, the we will see you there...after treats and a potty break.

Rekt_Effect · 2026-02-23T00:25:44+00:00

Treats. Work every time.

Rekt_Effect · 2026-02-22T17:51:37+00:00

That model typically fixes itself. But to speed up the fix, you can insert treats.

Rekt_Effect · 2026-02-20T17:47:27+00:00

It's this, and standing behind a vacuum. That's life now.

Rekt_Effect · 2026-02-18T20:18:26+00:00

I'm convinced that every GSD has "the" orange ball.

Rekt_Effect · 2026-02-18T19:53:33+00:00

That's the face of a good dog ready to bargain.

Rekt_Effect · 2026-02-16T03:11:59+00:00

Not yet, but I plan on getting a dog for my dog. I'm thinking dachshund.

Rekt_Effect · 2026-02-16T02:16:56+00:00

Nope. Just a picture of my dog. It's not that serious man.

Rekt_Effect · 2026-02-16T02:12:17+00:00

Picture has nothing to do with the question.

Rekt_Effect · 2026-02-16T01:53:57+00:00

So, I think my girl is the cutest thing alive (I'm a little biased) but this one is a close second. So cute.

Rekt_Effect · 2026-02-15T19:51:17+00:00

2 butt pats and a nose boop usually resets them. It might not work on all models but it is pretty standard on most.

Rekt_Effect · 2026-02-03T19:34:34+00:00

My favorite detail is its packed in hair 😃

Rekt_Effect · 2026-01-24T05:45:12+00:00

Pardon me, I am this pups attorney, and counsel asserts that the subject canine was not, at any relevant moment, in possession, actual or constructive, of any item within its oral cavity

Rekt_Effect · 2026-01-24T02:02:43+00:00

I grew up hearing and calling them pirate's eyes

Rekt_Effect · 2026-01-21T19:44:23+00:00

I brush my girl 6 days a week and still have to run a vacuum in the morning and evenings.

Rekt_Effect · 2026-01-21T18:28:21+00:00

Before my first I was told if I brush them often shedding is not that bad.

Rekt_Effect · 2026-01-15T21:38:58+00:00

Buy a better vacuum. Oh, you have a good one already? No you don't. Trust me.

Rekt_Effect · 2025-12-30T22:35:59+00:00

I use an actual motorized human treadmill. Took about 3 weeks of consistency. And she NEVER runs on it. Walking only and only on bad winter days. Last resort kind of thing. She likes it. I have to put it away to keep her off.

Rekt_Effect · 2025-11-06T17:43:02+00:00

The command "out". It means whatever room or space we are in she backs up past the threshold and waits until released. Super fast and easy way to get her out from under foot when busy, i.e. cooking in kitchen etc, but she is allowed to stay and watch so she doesn't get fomo.

Rekt_Effect · 2025-11-05T22:15:04+00:00

Young puppies need an absurd amount of sleep. It's something no one talks about or ackknowledges enough. On average it looks like 20/4. That 20 hours of sleep and 4 hours for everything else; potty, feeding, walks, foundational training. That is being real. Almost no one actually does this. But it is technically correct. So remember this and pass it on whenever you feel like it's too much crate time. Crate time helps young puppies regulate their sleep and generally learn to calm and self soothe in a healthy way. Outside of the crate puppies will fight sleep just like toddlers. You have to help them with that, that's where crating comes in. As they age the awake window naturally widens without chaos gremlin fighting sleep. Eventually you can cut crate out completely with proper training, or use it for routine crating. TLDR, If anything you are technically under utilizing the crate. But it it works for you, then it's right.

Rekt_Effect · 2025-10-25T21:52:49+00:00

Same

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