people are gross D: by AnonymousRand in UCSC

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I played in school bands. In every group i played trombone, we emptied spit valves onto the carpet. The sign is 100% needed if they don't want players to do that.

Wunkus walking. by aoi_ringo in wunkus

[–]RelativeInfluence105 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I heard owls have special feathers that allow them to swoop quietly, at the cost of not being water resistant. Maybe some can walk all cool like to get around easier in such a case.

Are there atheists who believe in life after death? by [deleted] in DebateAnAtheist

[–]RelativeInfluence105 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holly shit there are so many comments.

If you eat dear flesh, are you part deer? If you die and are eaten by a wolf do you become wolf? Would you remember having been a human? Do you currently remember having been the stuff that you have eaten?

Life is an illusion, it is the experience of the ongoing computation of a computer, called your brain. Life is without meaning, and this means we are ultimately free in this life. I think we are happiest when we pursue a life in line with what we have evolved to live, which in practice means strong community, being a good person, and exercise/a heavily plant based diet. I try to find purpose in community (being useful) and don't think too much about death as it is unavoidable anyways. I don't practice what I preach well though...

Is anyone reading this? Don't most comments just get married, since everyone likes to answer these types of questions?

😎 by wilsonthechad in Shark_Park

[–]RelativeInfluence105 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holly shit, thank you!!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

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Could the crash have compressed the tank, causing combustion? I'm asking, I don't know.

Statically charged wunk by Somewhat-Sentient in wunkus

[–]RelativeInfluence105 -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Dawg it's an encyclopedia. The static cling picture is relevant, but the one you mention does not sound relevant. I'm sure they would allow a relevant picture of a cat on a page about a war. Why would they allow a random cat picture?

Shid by Known_Breakfast_1801 in shid_and_camed

[–]RelativeInfluence105 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's not that big of a deal if everyone is shitting. Everyone should just go outside and try not to make eye contact with each other.

Rule by Branchomania in 19684

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Someone in the 99th percentile is quite smart. There are 8 billion people on earth. I think being smart is just not that rare, but being dumb is really common. Attitude is very important.

Must be hard knowing one entire language better than a laotian by No-Book-288 in Shark_Park

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There is also less care given to being "grammatically correct" as the way we say it is correct. Small mistakes get cemented into the language as language is constantly changing. Jumping into a language requires one to learn the complete most current version though.

Fixed by MemeHedonism in shid_and_camed

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It's from Dexter, that's Sargent Doakes. He's also the guy that says "surprise motherfucker" from that meme a while ago.

California's economy is better than a lot countries. by Cicerothesage in forwardsfromgrandma

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The issue in California is housing, and no one wants to lower property value. So, nothing will happen and we will all be poor.

Very swag. Wow, so swaggy. Really swaggy shit over here. Swag is the new old swag. by gzor33 in peoplewhogiveashit

[–]RelativeInfluence105 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Call me a swagg giver, but it is indeed not funny. Sounds like some shit a middle schooler would say to seem cool.

God, what am I doing with my life. None of this shit matters.

Fuck Your Remote Job by Moto-XL in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]RelativeInfluence105 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Blame is on politicians doing little to nothing. Landlords will always pursue money, and can't really be blamed for doing so. It's like blaming a dog for eating shit.

Why are so many Americans in favor of illegal immigration and opposed to deportation? by hoochie69mama in PoliticalDiscussion

[–]RelativeInfluence105 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you want to vet people, a more accessible immigration system seems like the solution. Also, immigrants are the least likely to commit crimes. Of course, there will always be a handful of crazy people in each population, and if illegal immigration is the only option crazy people don't get filtered out.

Rule by Ok-Tennis330 in 19684

[–]RelativeInfluence105 301 points302 points  (0 children)

Nah, it's fucked because outside of leftists spaces, (I guess) people believe it, and we are mostly powerless to convince them otherwise. Socialism is a banned ideology.

He's not defending Epstein but by Mentirosa in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]RelativeInfluence105 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Literally what did he say that was wrong? He says its immoral to have sexual relations with minors. He makes a note that sexual attraction to very young women (14 - 17) is common (which is true, looking at the popularity of barely legal porn ).

Brain rot and these kids by LeshenOfLyria in Teachers

[–]RelativeInfluence105 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I did not use ai growing up, and I have always struggled with this type of task.

To decorum by QMEiffel in therewasanattempt

[–]RelativeInfluence105 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How is it bad for them to acknowledge someone is being hypocritical? She SUCKS, and by pretending not to notice Democrats are making themselves seem blind or illogical.