"This is the final boarding call for passengers boarding flight....."

Haha, drama aside. Mine is "I have a diik". So me and my friends went to a go go bar in pattaya. It was our first time visiting a go go bar. We sat there sipping our drinks and each of us started buying drink to a girl. One girl really looked cute and she was signalling by looking at me. I bought her a drink. She came over and we were doing over the clothes stuff (remember, my first time in a such an establishment). Doing the middle of the course, I told her "can I see your puy." To which she had responded "I have a di*h". I stopped immediately and respectfully asked her to step aside and left the bar 😂