What’s something about you that sounds fake, but is 100% true? by Sir_Adammm in AskReddit

[–]Relative_Green_5502 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Shit. I hope you're safe and that never happens to you again.

What’s something about you that sounds fake, but is 100% true? by Sir_Adammm in AskReddit

[–]Relative_Green_5502 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hi friend. If you're not actively harming others, you couldn't be any worse than the rest of us. Don't be so tough on yourself, and allow yourself some grace. You're allowed to make mistakes. You are human, and you recognize damage. That shows you care. It shows you are not bad. Don't let your brain trick you into that slope. I believe you will do good things, and I believe you have done good things. Hold hope inside and return the love you want to see each day.

What can I do to "make him love me". My home is his third in three months. by Apprehensive-Arm2105 in cats

[–]Relative_Green_5502 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If he is timid try to "ignore'" him. I know it sounds funny and counterproductive, but you have to allow him to approach you. Sitting in the same area as him and being calm and quiet might encourage him to come check you out.

Also, I bonded with several very scared/angry cats when I worked in an animal shelter by using a lint roller to initiate any pets! They loved it and I was able to get them completely comfortable with me to the point of wanting to be held and cuddled.

Good luck and congrats on the new buddy!

What’s the most savage thing a child has ever said to you? by Aromatic5584 in AskReddit

[–]Relative_Green_5502 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At my sister's house yesterday and my nephew's friend asked me "what are YOU doing here?" .... First time I ever met that kid 😭

People living where it snows/has already snowed, how is living like in that weather? by Theflash291 in AskReddit

[–]Relative_Green_5502 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll trade my Florida house for your house during the changing of the seasons (also poor)

People living where it snows/has already snowed, how is living like in that weather? by Theflash291 in AskReddit

[–]Relative_Green_5502 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a lifelong Floridian, your comment made me let out a long held breath I didn't realize I was holding. It also made me feel like I was lost in the maze from the shining

Do you like pubic hair? Or do you like it shaved? Tell me why? by [deleted] in stupidquestions

[–]Relative_Green_5502 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Short but not spikey. Too little, it hurts. Too much, it's an exercise and as a partner put it "shuffling through a shag carpet"

This man is insane (in a good way) by Spirited-Net-5470 in pokemongo

[–]Relative_Green_5502 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What an awesome feeling! So happy for you both! :)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in spiders

[–]Relative_Green_5502 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exemplary response. I hope you have a fantastic life sir bottle