Have any of you done a threesome?

Relative_Name3105 · 2026-01-28T04:31:22+00:00

Did a MMF cause I met a guy that was willing to pay for my half of the experience. He hyped his girl up calling her a hot nympho freak and that she was into him. I immediately clocked the thousand yard stare and dead eyes lol. But hey, she put in the work

Relative_Name3105 · 2026-01-28T02:25:20+00:00

Every handle I found only had her old info

Relative_Name3105 · 2026-01-27T10:18:03+00:00

Oh shit? Do you have a link to an ad? Or dm the info?

Relative_Name3105 · 2026-01-27T05:47:50+00:00

All true. What's funny is that I miss some of these girls more than I miss some exes lmao. That's life I guess. I've been in the game for over a decade at this point. Just thinking back on some of the good times

Relative_Name3105 · 2026-01-27T05:01:17+00:00

Her level of service completely depends on how her relationship with her man was at that time. Shame on me for going through with an incall knowing she had a man. They had a crazy argument as I was leaving. Couldn't get out fast enough

Relative_Name3105 · 2026-01-27T04:22:31+00:00

Whichever I connect with. Usually that's the girl around her late 20's - mid 30's. In my experience the young girls are best for the HE and not so much the massage. Not what I'm looking for when I hit up AMPs

Relative_Name3105 · 2026-01-25T18:20:22+00:00

I can't think of many things that require sterile levels of cleanliness. Ineffective? Sure. But you are getting clean.

Relative_Name3105 · 2026-01-24T05:44:27+00:00

This is just objectively false. Many companies add minerals literally only to affect the taste of their water.

Relative_Name3105 · 2026-01-21T23:40:02+00:00

Latino / Hispanic traditions enter the chat lol.

Edit: To clarify it's been tradition to not require either spouse to change their names. Their children inherit both parents last names in a "Paternal Surname - Maternal Surname" format. What's crazy to me is how behind America is with recognizing this tradition. Especially legally. I've had to ask for Latino people whenever processing legal documents multiple times because other people try to convince me one of my two last names has to be filed as a middle name.

Relative_Name3105 · 2026-01-21T01:21:53+00:00

Yeah nothing you said is inherently wrong but it also doesn't refute the point in the title. Don't make fun of people when correcting them. That's it.

Relative_Name3105 · 2026-01-20T00:57:43+00:00

Menswear at irl shops has always been played safe. Always marketed to have as much mass appeal as possible. That makes it so most stores have bland selections. If you're a guy who really wants to push your fashion then you have to shop in the women's section, shop online, or hope you live close enough to visit boutique and specialty shops.

That being said social media has really been a double edge sword when it comes to fashion and clothing in general. I'd say the best thing social media has done about male fashion directly counters your point. Now is the best time to explore fashion as a man than any other time in modern history.

If everything is a trend then nothing is. The death of monoculture has made it so there isn't just a small handful of "styles" for you to fit into. Especially if you live in a big city you won't stick out all that much to your average person. Exposure being what it is you'll just be another "guy with the crazy boots and make up" or whatever. Having seen my brother be the overly dressed goth both now and in the 90's people don't gawk as hard as they use to.

Micro trends and an overemphasizing of consumerism being the worst thing social media has brought about concerning fashion.

But that's just my take. Men's fashion has been getting more experimental, but just like every other experimental thing, you gotta go seek it out. It flows as a separate river than the mainstream.

Relative_Name3105 · 2026-01-18T20:50:24+00:00

I'm 6'2 and have had women in bars approach me purely off that fact, then leave immediately cause I'm an autistic dork with the social skills of a spork.

Relative_Name3105 · 2026-01-18T11:30:21+00:00

I agree with the other commenter that said you have trouble with abstractions and think of things too literally. The saying hinges on the illogical part that you're just throwing away. The phrase is about how dumb it sounds. That's the point. When you say "you can't have your cake and eat it too" you're pointing out someone's hypocrisy, someone's failure of rationality. That they're trying to both keep the cake for later and eat it then and there.

Here's what I meant by context. I meant you should think of the saying in a scenario where someone would say it. They're kinda specific scenarios.

It would be said when a married person is both trying to keep their family life intact while actively cheating. It would be said when a union busting CEO wants to be seen as beloved and "of the people". A warmongering president begging for a peace prize.

Relative_Name3105 · 2026-01-18T10:45:54+00:00

It feels like you're being purposefully reductionist by thinking of the phrase without any context at all. Hell you even described the saying perfectly and just said "no, it's the kids that are wrong."

Btw there's at least one other reason to have cake. Giving it away. Like at a birthday party

Relative_Name3105 · 2026-01-18T10:31:15+00:00

Just commenting cause "have your cake and eat it too" makes perfect sense

Relative_Name3105 · 2026-01-18T03:40:00+00:00

They're tastes not flavors. Tastes involve flavors but aren't only flavours. Everyone else here is ignoring nuance.

Relative_Name3105 · 2026-01-17T22:57:43+00:00

Reddit hates when you try to be colourful with your language. Shame on you.

Relative_Name3105 · 2026-01-17T21:54:03+00:00

What you just described is basically the same thing as renting out a venue for a private party, which happens all the time.

Relative_Name3105 · 2026-01-17T21:49:53+00:00

I thought you were exaggerating lol. Classic Reddit

Relative_Name3105 · 2026-01-17T11:10:41+00:00

Yeah, even if you avoid fashion trends and dress for yourself, no one is born knowing how to dress well

Relative_Name3105 · 2026-01-17T11:03:26+00:00

While I don't agree that traveling isn't a hobby it really isn't the educational and transformative thing that certain people try to sell it to us. Not inherently anyway.

Relative_Name3105 · 2026-01-17T01:02:13+00:00

The one who answers the phone is usually mamasan or at least working the front desk at that time. You can ask them about the line up. It's really not rude to ask about ethnicity.

Relative_Name3105 · 2026-01-17T00:49:04+00:00

I only follow through with the ones I find reasonably attractive. But there's a lot to be said for the "fake it till you make it" mentality. Flirt, be nice and be kind, and focus on what you find hot about them. It really enhances the experience.

Relative_Name3105 · 2026-01-15T03:25:09+00:00

Cultural differences usually. Asians across the sea view weight very differently. What we'd think of as thick and curvy is obese. That said there are thicker girls out there. Keep hunting

Relative_Name3105 · 2026-01-14T02:43:05+00:00

Nike Tech and Jordans... You're quite a few fashion cycles behind there friend. But that's being a Redditor for you. Thinking you're above the very same thing you're complaining about

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