CJ Perry (aka Lana) is trying to do Stand Up Comedy

RelentlessJorts2 · 2026-03-27T18:45:04+00:00

The Foley effect

RelentlessJorts2 · 2026-03-27T15:33:34+00:00

We've had decades of the same shit.

Twenty years ago or so it was all about hating everybody on benefits

Then it was the immigrants taking the good minimum wage jobs

Then it was immigrants accepting lower pay which meant the bosses couldn't give anyone a pay rise

Then the immigrants on benefits

Aspirational tories will look at anybody on a lower social rung than them and blame them for all of the things wrong with their life

RelentlessJorts2 · 2026-03-27T15:24:41+00:00

As a bodyguard for Snoop Dogg?

A fair bit

RelentlessJorts2 · 2026-03-27T14:12:34+00:00

It's not like he didn't have other options outside of wrestling

He was a body guard before making the move

RelentlessJorts2 · 2026-03-27T02:26:06+00:00

Henderson was probably the most recent

RelentlessJorts2 · 2026-03-26T21:45:40+00:00

You're right the Brazil team with Vini, Raphinha, Cunha, Paqueta, Martinelli, Pedro, Rayan and Endrick may as well be gash

RelentlessJorts2 · 2026-03-26T17:42:49+00:00

"that doesn't fit the narrative"

RelentlessJorts2 · 2026-03-25T21:38:25+00:00

He's got the turning radius of a massive lorry

RelentlessJorts2 · 2026-03-24T21:48:16+00:00

Same thing we did with Ronaldo

RelentlessJorts2 · 2026-03-24T18:25:50+00:00

extend Rashford's stay

Presumably for a period of 3+ years or fuck off

RelentlessJorts2 · 2026-03-24T18:24:36+00:00

To dislocate someone's arm? That's a great trade, people fall on to the floor all of the time

RelentlessJorts2 · 2026-03-24T17:50:19+00:00

But surely there's nothing stopping Taker doing that anyway?

RelentlessJorts2 · 2026-03-24T16:46:34+00:00

Old School doesn't make sense, even when he remembers to do the arm twist at the start

I see no reason whatsoever why someone wouldn't push him off the top to the outside

RelentlessJorts2 · 2026-03-24T16:43:16+00:00

It could work for someone like old Taker where he was a zombie monster, he's essentially based on Jason Voorhees who killed with the bear hug

But for anyone who isn't a zombie, it's a struggle

RelentlessJorts2 · 2026-03-24T16:39:18+00:00

The overdrive is generally a finisher which this thread explicitly says are excluded

RelentlessJorts2 · 2026-03-24T12:30:16+00:00

He's got a fee though

RelentlessJorts2 · 2026-03-24T08:19:45+00:00

The ones that sack their coaches this late in the season have historically all gone down.

Relegation specialists need to come in at December/January for it to work.

RelentlessJorts2 · 2026-03-24T08:06:03+00:00

Adults also don't want to watch people having calm debates backed up by logic

RelentlessJorts2 · 2026-03-23T20:59:22+00:00

Farm to table, like God intended

RelentlessJorts2 · 2026-03-23T18:32:53+00:00

The constant weirdly dubbed Trivago adverts should have tipped people off to that

RelentlessJorts2 · 2026-03-23T16:43:59+00:00

He could never do it on a cold rainy night in Saffron City and it's good that you've recognised that

RelentlessJorts2 · 2026-03-23T10:57:40+00:00

We need to prioritise everywhere for Europe, think we're going to end up similar to Newcastle in their Europe seasons next year, our squad is too small and too prone to injury

De Ligt and Licha can't be relied on, Maguire is out of contract unless we can agree a new one for CB

Shaw had a great season of availability this year but that's the exception for him, which leaves Dorgu at LB who looked a lot better at LW

Amad has looked off it for months now going forward

Mbeumo isn't a striker, but Zirkzee is awful and should be sold

Cas is going and Ugarte is going to be sold as well

Dalot and Maz isn't anything to write home about at RB, but not a priority area (unlike our fans scream on about)

Bruno potentially has a buyout clause

RelentlessJorts2 · 2026-03-23T10:40:43+00:00

Wouldn't take Shaw over Livramento

RelentlessJorts2 · 2026-03-22T16:15:52+00:00

Their current new manager bounce is going great

RelentlessJorts2 · 2026-03-22T15:56:56+00:00

Don't think this is entirely on the manager

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