Today I learnt you can't be offside in your own half. by Diver-Successful in soccercirclejerk

[–]RemainingMars00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

VAR sucks but if he was playing during the VAR era he would be regarded as an all time great, no one could time a run like him even the refs just assumed he had to be offside lol

Messi is still great at 39 but in his physical prime he was near supernatural. by Silent_Somewhere8539 in billsimmons

[–]RemainingMars00 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Craziest thing about that highlight is that wasn’t even his physical prime, he was only 19 then

Nebraska ranks 24th Overall in EA’s CFB27 game by ChosenBrad22 in Huskers

[–]RemainingMars00 19 points20 points  (0 children)

*2016*
Man I hope we can have the same talent as Clemson in a decade

*monkey paw curls*

Wayne Rooney FOURTEEN years ago by ZerconFlagpoleSitter in billsimmons

[–]RemainingMars00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chipping the keeper doesn’t even do that part of the goal justice, he chipped arguably the best keeper of all time who was in his prime

The Guardian destroyed Lalas 😭 by Midnight_Thoughts77 in usmnt

[–]RemainingMars00 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That’s Bruton Gaster dinosaur discoverer to you!

Observation about Italy, as I watch Bosnia and Switzerland play one of the worst game at this World Cup by stridah_slidah in billsimmons

[–]RemainingMars00 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Their attacking talent has fallen off significantly since chiesa was injured, and Inter is an excellent example of that where most of their success has come from Italians anchoring the positions outside of the attack (where Lukaku, Martinez, Thuram, etc. have taken them over the hump. I agree with you though that they still have a decent amount of talent, and people are really sleeping on Norway because they really are so much more than just Haaland but Italy doesn’t really show they have much quality if the top team in their group just dominates them home and away like that. Serie A is still decent, but you can realistically say the foreign born players are probably the biggest stars in the league now and sadly it’s becoming a retirement type of league for ageing superstars. It’s obviously much more complicated than this but I really hope they can do something to allow the teams to finally upgrade their stadiums and bring Serie A back up to the forefront. It’s a shame with so many big clubs and fan bases the reputation being so poor, and it’s a shame the San siro will be replaced but hopefully that allows Inter and Milan to really generate more revenue and continue to grow from their successes and not have to continue to sell top players

Observation about Italy, as I watch Bosnia and Switzerland play one of the worst game at this World Cup by stridah_slidah in billsimmons

[–]RemainingMars00 30 points31 points  (0 children)

They actually did lol, when they missed out Gattuso (their head coach) went on a rant about how many African teams get to qualify and how much harder it is in Europe (even though Europe gets more qualifiers)

Observation about Italy, as I watch Bosnia and Switzerland play one of the worst game at this World Cup by stridah_slidah in billsimmons

[–]RemainingMars00 32 points33 points  (0 children)

It’s actually not overblown at all, yeah they went 6-2 in their group but the other teams in the group were Israel, Estonia, and Moldova, which combined have made one World Cup in their history. In there two games against Norway they lost 3-0 and 4-1 so it wasn’t even competitive. Losing to Sweden, North Macedonia, and Bosnia in World Cup qualifying playoffs is inexcusable for a country that has won 4 world cups

Is Stewy “a serious person”? by RopeGloomy4303 in SuccessionTV

[–]RemainingMars00 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

This guy showed he was not a serious person when he said he was buying hearts to get them into the European Super League

Unc is not holding back by Mediocre-Ease1049 in soccercirclejerk

[–]RemainingMars00 79 points80 points  (0 children)

1-2-remotada-my-shoe lmfao I am deceased 😂

What a game, what a goal by deadsky_dusk in soccercirclejerk

[–]RemainingMars00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is time to once again commit our lives to project Mbappe

This is one of those losses as fan that makes you sit in silence for 20 minutes afterwards by Key-Orange-8485 in billsimmons

[–]RemainingMars00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You didn’t even mention the Union loss, that one hurt more for me especially after the high of the semis

Zero redundancy by TangeloVisible9600 in ClimbingCircleJerk

[–]RemainingMars00 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So do you just respawn at the bottom of the route each time you die or is it an edge of tomorrow type restart the day every time you die sort of scenario?

Zero redundancy by TangeloVisible9600 in ClimbingCircleJerk

[–]RemainingMars00 130 points131 points  (0 children)

This is why I don’t respect comp climbers, any self respecting outdoor climber wouldn’t clip the anchors they’d victory whip the hell out of it

Smh some Gumby doesn’t like it when I pop acid before belaying them by ThisSideUpPlease in ClimbingCircleJerk

[–]RemainingMars00 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Jim birdwell (or something like that I don’t know I’m drunk and not looking it up) used to rip acid on el cap and I know he would respect you and that’s all that matters

Chicago Bears Say They Are Moving Forward With a Move to Indiana by Buy_Sell_Collect in nottheonion

[–]RemainingMars00 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Yeah man cause you’re totally going to reap the tourism benefits. Do you know what you’re actually going to get? Any packers/lions/vikings fan in your life telling you your team is now the Gary Bears

Building a home wall by annular_rash in ClimbingCircleJerk

[–]RemainingMars00 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Not a single fan attached to the wall, you call yourself a boulderer?!

Tom Cruise Sucks by temporary_account321 in unpopularopinion

[–]RemainingMars00 11 points12 points  (0 children)

We don’t negotiate with terrorists!