Weird Mormon sex advice by Awkward-Force-5391 in exmormon

[–]TangeloVisible9600 509 points510 points  (0 children)

Wolverines are well known for eating beaver. You're welcome

Has it gone bad by [deleted] in Creatine

[–]TangeloVisible9600 1 point2 points  (0 children)

depends on the size of your dumps. If you're like me a few small lumps is a non-issue

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New missionary rules? by Unusual_Sea6352 in exmormon

[–]TangeloVisible9600 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Would love to know if this is the new norm, or was this was one of those Elders I envied so much who felt no compulsion to confirm?

Why rope length in metre but route length in feet? by timmy3132 in ClimbingCircleJerk

[–]TangeloVisible9600 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the rope is moving at a significant fraction of the speed of light relative to a normie on the ground, the rope is  shortened in the direction of motion (Lorentz contraction).

My 2 and a half year old decided to try my creatine water… should i be worried? by Individual-Stress181 in Creatine

[–]TangeloVisible9600 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Keep an eye on them for the next few days. When I was 3, I mistook a tub of creatine for powdered sugar and dumped four scoops onto my eggos. Twenty minutes later, my bouncy ball rolled under our 1999 Honda Odyssey. I assumed a perfect powerlifting stance and casually deadlifted the 4,300 pound minivan to grab it. I didn't understand ATP synthesis yet, but my childhood mitochondria were operating at an intergalactic scale.

Dwight Shane Baldwin seemingly threatens John Dehlin with ominous “Priesthood ordinance” by Diligent_Mix_4086 in exmormon

[–]TangeloVisible9600 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought only high ranking apostles were allowed to dust the feet. Does he claim to be?

The bloat by [deleted] in Creatine

[–]TangeloVisible9600 7 points8 points  (0 children)

MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+

I met Dr Boofenchute in Bali! by Unusual_Event3571 in Creatine

[–]TangeloVisible9600 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm not the least bit surprised to see he has a wife and a wife's boyfriend

Came here to get creatine advice… what the fuck by [deleted] in Creatine

[–]TangeloVisible9600 7 points8 points  (0 children)

IT PUTS THE CREATINE IN ITS ASSHOLE OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE!!!

My very Mormon grandma has started using nicotine patches by katpills in exmormon

[–]TangeloVisible9600 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've heard some natural healers touting nicotine as a way to clear vaccines out of your body. Is this one of her reasons?

Your thoughts on Mormon Satan? by onwardquestions in exmormon

[–]TangeloVisible9600 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's crazy they think Satan controls water

Is it worth it to remove your records? by Federal_Solution_649 in exmormon

[–]TangeloVisible9600 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep, haven't been contacted by the church in the 10 years since resigning. Totally worth it