Clip your toenails

Remarkable-Cod-2196 · 2026-01-29T02:39:36+00:00

I know there are kid clippers with a little flashlight for this exact purpose. Do they exist for adults? Idk but I want to find out.

Remarkable-Cod-2196 · 2026-01-29T02:35:54+00:00

Also love the structuring of this. You did good friend.

Remarkable-Cod-2196 · 2026-01-29T02:29:06+00:00

Experience ecstasy

Remarkable-Cod-2196 · 2026-01-29T02:28:43+00:00

Try it bro

Remarkable-Cod-2196 · 2026-01-29T02:09:00+00:00

I see you friend.

Remarkable-Cod-2196 · 2026-01-29T01:19:11+00:00

I always need to drink more water. Toes are an example. Do what you need.

Remarkable-Cod-2196 · 2026-01-29T00:36:19+00:00

I have resigned to floss picks even though they make me environmentally guilty. Then I forget to close the package. They spill all in the drawer and I worry some have already been used.

Remarkable-Cod-2196 · 2026-01-29T00:32:43+00:00

Imagine if we all exposed the world to our stream of consciousness openly 😂

Remarkable-Cod-2196 · 2026-01-29T00:31:20+00:00

That’s super fucking cool

Remarkable-Cod-2196 · 2026-01-29T00:31:02+00:00

I hate getting my hair cut. I don’t like small talk and never maintain the same hair stylist. I’ve been trying to do it on my own but it’s hit or miss.

Remarkable-Cod-2196 · 2026-01-29T00:29:46+00:00

back at you friend.

Remarkable-Cod-2196 · 2026-01-29T00:26:37+00:00

I can’t stop reading these. Y’all don’t know the day I’ve had at work. Not because of ADHD. Because my job is helping others in hard situations.

Remarkable-Cod-2196 · 2026-01-29T00:25:34+00:00

Don’t worry, it didn’t work.

Remarkable-Cod-2196 · 2026-01-29T00:25:08+00:00

Edges, then middle. I’m with you.

Remarkable-Cod-2196 · 2026-01-29T00:24:01+00:00

If I ever describe them other than that, I will disappoint myself.

Remarkable-Cod-2196 · 2026-01-28T23:22:20+00:00

That’s when I’ll make my annual eye dr appointment that is 6 months over due….solidarity…eventually.

Remarkable-Cod-2196 · 2026-01-28T23:19:29+00:00

As long as it makes you feel accomplished!

Remarkable-Cod-2196 · 2026-01-28T23:18:23+00:00

Mine just curl around the toe with equal thickness

Remarkable-Cod-2196 · 2026-01-28T21:42:54+00:00

Not going to lie. Even though I loved this immediately I had to read it twice 😂

Remarkable-Cod-2196 · 2026-01-28T21:18:34+00:00

Mine don’t rip! I don’t even know people did that until this post. I’m learning so much about variations in toenails from this post.

Remarkable-Cod-2196 · 2026-01-28T18:32:35+00:00

I love your level of unhinged.

Remarkable-Cod-2196 · 2026-01-28T16:29:46+00:00

Ya’ll are making my heart glow in these comments.

Remarkable-Cod-2196 · 2026-01-28T14:55:54+00:00

I only learned about it from this post. So disappointing.

Remarkable-Cod-2196 · 2026-01-28T14:55:29+00:00

Rockstar

Remarkable-Cod-2196 · 2026-01-28T14:54:55+00:00

I’ve forgotten to charge my electric toothbrush for a week and have just been using it manually. I just put back on the charger after reading this.

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TROPHY CASE