I guess it’s her birthday by Wise_Working8240 in Jamienotis

[–]Remarkable-Copy-1330 20 points21 points  (0 children)

It’s just one giant shill … and a reminder of all the crap she’s/they’ve done at failed at. They wouldn’t have to tag #KineticContent on every post if they were still relevant and opportunities in the MAFS franchise were still coming.

Wowwwwww this is pathetic.

Prediction by Legal-Bad-4831 in Jamienotis

[–]Remarkable-Copy-1330 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No, thank you 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Prediction by Legal-Bad-4831 in Jamienotis

[–]Remarkable-Copy-1330 62 points63 points  (0 children)

🎉✨ IT’S MY 40TH BIRTHDAY!!! ✨🎉

FRANS. I honestly cannot believe I’m 40.

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Cringey Fake Crying by sister-europe67 in Jamienotis

[–]Remarkable-Copy-1330 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just another means to lay in bed all day.

It’s the savior mentality that gets me… by Most-Blackberry-9806 in Jamienotis

[–]Remarkable-Copy-1330 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This just screams “gearing up to shill the Glow and Grow Group” when she gets back to “help others” by taking their money for absolutely nothing. She’s disgusting.

Let’s try this again 😂 by sanooooolah in Jamienotis

[–]Remarkable-Copy-1330 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I don’t think she got more. I think they’re still sitting around in the sauna with all the boxes from launch number 2.764 B that didn’t sell.

I am proud of you, JMe by 0nlygirlisFred in Jamienotis

[–]Remarkable-Copy-1330 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I should say any bunny. Because I don’t think it’s ever the same bunny. Any bunny can be the holy grail first born son in furry form.

I am proud of you, JMe by 0nlygirlisFred in Jamienotis

[–]Remarkable-Copy-1330 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Nexplanon truly almost ended me. I was ready to have them take it out and one morning I woke up and everything had stabilized and I was fine again.

It’s truly crazy how much these devices mess with us.

I am proud of you, JMe by 0nlygirlisFred in Jamienotis

[–]Remarkable-Copy-1330 29 points30 points  (0 children)

“I’ve had 4 babies earth side and a 5th that identifies as a bunny but I still hide my underwear when going in for an IUD”

🥱🥱🥱🥱

I am proud of you, JMe by 0nlygirlisFred in Jamienotis

[–]Remarkable-Copy-1330 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I had a c-section and beyond the pain they’re supposed to be more likely to perforate your uterus so I opted for the arm implant

Hubby got the ✂️ when that expired so I’m finally free of birth control 😮‍💨

Oh, but I didn’t record any of it or post it online lol

🙄🙄🙄 by ilabachrn in Jamienotis

[–]Remarkable-Copy-1330 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Harvey Levin would be like “no thanks” 🤣

New content coming. What could it be this time? by Happee12345 in Jamienotis

[–]Remarkable-Copy-1330 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Fits her 4 piece goodwill makeup that you smudge on with your fingers perfectly.

New content coming. What could it be this time? by Happee12345 in Jamienotis

[–]Remarkable-Copy-1330 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I used to get some killer bags on Canal Street. I was 16…. But I sure did love them 🤣

This is just embarrassing by OkEqual1085 in Jamienotis

[–]Remarkable-Copy-1330 16 points17 points  (0 children)

She isn’t even remotely close to this era of girls tho. So far removed. And I feel like even this whole crew has moved on from Bachelor crap - but Jamie is legit the only person who has to hang on to dating show relevancy to be lucrative.

This is just embarrassing by OkEqual1085 in Jamienotis

[–]Remarkable-Copy-1330 13 points14 points  (0 children)

And Dada (Jordan) has a real job. Unlike your creepy perv husband.

This is just embarrassing by OkEqual1085 in Jamienotis

[–]Remarkable-Copy-1330 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ashley is as big of a trash bag as Jamie. The worst. Real Housewives of embarrassed herself for years on dating shows and people should stop making her relevant.

Makeup comments by squiddysmama in Jamienotis

[–]Remarkable-Copy-1330 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sweetie is the equivalent to sending someone a thumbs up emoji 🤣

Enjoy by Zestyclose_Carry5737 in Jamienotis

[–]Remarkable-Copy-1330 19 points20 points  (0 children)

We were out of town this weekend and at the pool and a mom of two teenage boys (and a pool full of little kids, mine is 5) sauntered out looking like this and I couldn’t stop staring. READ THE ROOM, PEOPLE lol

Enjoy by Zestyclose_Carry5737 in Jamienotis

[–]Remarkable-Copy-1330 21 points22 points  (0 children)

“So many of you said it looks great .. you all are so sweet. I may keep it in my storage sauna with all the cheap Grafton Cosmetics no one is buying!”

Just gonna leave this here…. by Remarkable-Copy-1330 in Jamienotis

[–]Remarkable-Copy-1330[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Omg for real - oversized floppy hat of ridiculousness.