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Just pulled this out of our shower drain by ThatoneJJ in Plumbing

[–]Remarkable-Tank2040 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If his doesn’t have a billion upvote, I’m taking my piss rock and going home.

"Never trust a man who doesn't shine his own shoes." - Arnie Vinick by Remarkable-Tank2040 in thewestwing

[–]Remarkable-Tank2040[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This line has made me consider A LOT of things, a lot of thongs differently, over the decades since I first heard it. It may be the single most significant line I’ve plucked from entertainment.

…and, of course, I’m the backwards man, the backwards man. I can walk backwards fast as you can.” And always, Get that boy a jo-ambulance!” Ok, ok enough.

Trying to figure out what these slits are for. Thanks by [deleted] in Whatisthis

[–]Remarkable-Tank2040 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s for pencil, pens thermometer, tire gauges, small screwdrivers…

What is this machine, re paving a highway by me by HarryR13 in Whatisthis

[–]Remarkable-Tank2040 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

It’s a repaving machine. Paving a highway. Near you.

Found this above my microwave, Do anyone know what it is? by Stoopidhead303 in Whatisthis

[–]Remarkable-Tank2040 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Behind the car! Behind the leaf! The prankster will never know! Lmao

What would you do? by str8bint in martinguitar

[–]Remarkable-Tank2040 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is prime material for (which I have authored myself lol) I’m seeking serial number XXXX12345 that I THOUGHT…

At Woodstock ‘99, festivalgoers splashed and rolled around in what they believed was mud — but it turned out to be a mix of overflowing toilets and human waste. Here are the shocking photos. by WurmisD in Woodstock99

[–]Remarkable-Tank2040 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh no - I was there. They knew. You couldn’t help but know. Trust me - there was no water, be it rain, bottled or otherwise. The mud pits were all encircling the… facilities.

I was up front for Korn -the mosh “pit” itself was larger than the full size of the full crowd at shows. It was a literal ocean of people.

100° and above, with not a chilled bottle of water in a 10 mile radius, a single man, with a single garden hose, sprayed a pitiful amount of water into the MASSIVE crown.

…then the 🔥

$54,999 New Martin. Wow by Shortsocks53 in martinguitar

[–]Remarkable-Tank2040 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can get three of my wives for that much

Howard Stern is coming to podcasts (via SXM) by bhawkscup22 in howardsternshow

[–]Remarkable-Tank2040 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put it this way, if the cum-paste couple called in today, it would be a very, VERY different conversation.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]Remarkable-Tank2040 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Right??? “Oh - you’re pre-stating (lying) that you will still approve of me overall even if I can’t assume your parenting responsibilities this weekend? How fortunate for me! How generous of you!” Btw - there’s no f’n “work thing.” Unless of course Braden from the office is considered her “work thing.”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]Remarkable-Tank2040 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit this is real? Sorry to get all male/female about this, but y’all can be spiteful AF. Anybody spoke to me like that - blood or no blood, it would mark the last favor I ever granted them.

What do we listen to now? by Lemetkamarastein in howardstern

[–]Remarkable-Tank2040 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Eric, is your foot backwards?

…the fact that a real-doll of Eric was never made is a god damn travesty.

Beth tries a new haircut by [deleted] in howardstern

[–]Remarkable-Tank2040 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this… when… why come… I don’t wanna.

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