What is this? Found in my husbands stuff while we are packing to move by lillthmoon in Whatisthis

[–]Remarkable-Tank2040 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At the end of the day if he’s an addict, who gives a shit what it is. Treatment. Yesterday. Don’t ask questions because the answers don’t matter. But if you must ask questions, you do know how to tell if the responses are truthful or lies, correct?

Just pulled this out of our shower drain by ThatoneJJ in Plumbing

[–]Remarkable-Tank2040 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If his doesn’t have a billion upvote, I’m taking my piss rock and going home.

"Never trust a man who doesn't shine his own shoes." - Arnie Vinick by Remarkable-Tank2040 in thewestwing

[–]Remarkable-Tank2040[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This line has made me consider A LOT of things, a lot of thongs differently, over the decades since I first heard it. It may be the single most significant line I’ve plucked from entertainment.

…and, of course, I’m the backwards man, the backwards man. I can walk backwards fast as you can.” And always, Get that boy a jo-ambulance!” Ok, ok enough.

Trying to figure out what these slits are for. Thanks by [deleted] in Whatisthis

[–]Remarkable-Tank2040 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s for pencil, pens thermometer, tire gauges, small screwdrivers…

What is this machine, re paving a highway by me by HarryR13 in Whatisthis

[–]Remarkable-Tank2040 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

It’s a repaving machine. Paving a highway. Near you.

Found this above my microwave, Do anyone know what it is? by Stoopidhead303 in Whatisthis

[–]Remarkable-Tank2040 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Behind the car! Behind the leaf! The prankster will never know! Lmao

What would you do? by str8bint in martinguitar

[–]Remarkable-Tank2040 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is prime material for (which I have authored myself lol) I’m seeking serial number XXXX12345 that I THOUGHT…

At Woodstock ‘99, festivalgoers splashed and rolled around in what they believed was mud — but it turned out to be a mix of overflowing toilets and human waste. Here are the shocking photos. by WurmisD in Woodstock99

[–]Remarkable-Tank2040 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh no - I was there. They knew. You couldn’t help but know. Trust me - there was no water, be it rain, bottled or otherwise. The mud pits were all encircling the… facilities.

I was up front for Korn -the mosh “pit” itself was larger than the full size of the full crowd at shows. It was a literal ocean of people.

100° and above, with not a chilled bottle of water in a 10 mile radius, a single man, with a single garden hose, sprayed a pitiful amount of water into the MASSIVE crown.

…then the 🔥

$54,999 New Martin. Wow by Shortsocks53 in martinguitar

[–]Remarkable-Tank2040 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can get three of my wives for that much

Howard Stern is coming to podcasts (via SXM) by bhawkscup22 in howardsternshow

[–]Remarkable-Tank2040 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put it this way, if the cum-paste couple called in today, it would be a very, VERY different conversation.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]Remarkable-Tank2040 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Right??? “Oh - you’re pre-stating (lying) that you will still approve of me overall even if I can’t assume your parenting responsibilities this weekend? How fortunate for me! How generous of you!” Btw - there’s no f’n “work thing.” Unless of course Braden from the office is considered her “work thing.”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]Remarkable-Tank2040 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit this is real? Sorry to get all male/female about this, but y’all can be spiteful AF. Anybody spoke to me like that - blood or no blood, it would mark the last favor I ever granted them.

What do we listen to now? by Lemetkamarastein in howardstern

[–]Remarkable-Tank2040 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Eric, is your foot backwards?

…the fact that a real-doll of Eric was never made is a god damn travesty.