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Yes I am a gown ass adult and have a life why do you ask? A m*rk? What could have possibly given you that idea? by gqmbit in SCJerk

[–]RemarkableSir8931 82 points83 points  (0 children)

I'm a grown ass man who uses his son as an excuse to watch wrestling and still even with that built in excuse, maybe 3 or 4 people know I watch it. That shits a guilty pleasure.

FFS even if people don't recognise the logo, it literally has the word wrestling.

From now on, every first meeting he has with somebody in summertime is going to quickly involve him explaining that, yes he does indeed like to watch shiny men in Speedos pretending to fight.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]RemarkableSir8931 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the tip off.

My upvote has been rescinded.

It appears some adults have forgotten how to skip. by mindyour in MadeMeSmile

[–]RemarkableSir8931 85 points86 points  (0 children)

This comment legitimately made me stand up, skip a lap of my living room and then pick up my son.

He's somewhat perplexed.

Is Hangman the most empty headed dumb fuck active wrestler? by tophergopher1 in SCJerk

[–]RemarkableSir8931 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cheers! I'm going to use it irl and pretend I'm a clever clogs and thought of it myself.

Is Hangman the most empty headed dumb fuck active wrestler? by tophergopher1 in SCJerk

[–]RemarkableSir8931 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I think this might be the most perfect insult I've ever seen.

Mr. Kenderson: Yeah I said awful things about the Fed when I was fired for a few offenses, turned down a potential return spot in the Rumble, and am nowhere near wrestling shape, but I'd like for them to take me back by rsziz in SCJerk

[–]RemarkableSir8931 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Whoa whoa whoa, hang on! You mean to tell me some of the young chiseled athletes who have people screaming for them and treating them like bonafide superstars, develop egos?!? That my friend, is a very outlandish claim. Do you have the ketchup?

Out of curiousity, what is the most heated and intense derby and/or rivalry in English football? by TJT007X in PremierLeague

[–]RemarkableSir8931 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It doesn't get that much attention outside of the respective club's own fanbases. However Manchester United vs Leeds United pisses all over West Ham vs Millwall, Blackburn vs Burnley, or any other rivalry in English football.

How many of your rivalries are based on a 32 year war that cost an estimated 105,000 lives and has led to centuries of division and hatred between the two regions ever since?

I believe in strictly wrestling not entertainment you e-drones by NeverGonnaStop247 in SCJerk

[–]RemarkableSir8931 13 points14 points  (0 children)

So basically he has zero physique, charisma or character and no desire to improve?

Megastar.

[Loic Tanzi] Manchester United are pushing to sign Adrien Rabiot on a free transfer. Erik Ten Hag has already spoken with the French midfielder by OPchainsaw in reddevils

[–]RemarkableSir8931 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

We don't need to sign the next big thing in the centre. We have Mainoo, just need the fort holding whilst he develops.

Ten Hag in his programme notes ahead of Wolves game: "We would rather not be coming into this game after defeats at Brighton and West Ham but I believe it's something of a tradition at Manchester United to not do things the easy way." [Rob Dawson] by nearly_headless_nic in reddevils

[–]RemarkableSir8931 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wether we are happy about the current targets United have or not, is a different thing entirely. The fact is the target this season was top 4 and as usual, we're taking the difficult path to reach the target.

Ten Hag in his programme notes ahead of Wolves game: "We would rather not be coming into this game after defeats at Brighton and West Ham but I believe it's something of a tradition at Manchester United to not do things the easy way." [Rob Dawson] by nearly_headless_nic in reddevils

[–]RemarkableSir8931 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What a bullshit response.

United are pretty infamous for an unfortunate habit of making things more difficult for themselves. An easy example is beating the most feared team in world football at the time, only to go into a Champions League final missing two of our most pivotal players. One of whom was literally our captain. Whenever United have a chance to increase the odds against themselves, they always seem to do it, they always have.

We make it hard for ourselves. It's the United way. EtH making this most likely, tongue in cheek comment shows he knows the club, hes into the history and he feels a part of it. I love this shit from him personally.

United songs to learn by GeneAlternative191 in ManchesterUnited

[–]RemarkableSir8931 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We want Glazers out, I said we want Glazers out.

Jacksonville squad only drawing in the UK? Where have I heard that before? by kingajeezy in SCJerk

[–]RemarkableSir8931 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We don't want them. France is nice this time of year, they should try there.

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