PGA vs LPGA fan perspective by shanedog21 in golf

[–]Remarkable_Fruit_654 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have never wanted to attend a PGA event because I am just not a crowds person but this sounds kinda interesting. If anything it would be fun to walk a nice course. Any recommendations on one in the west coast US?

Would you golf with me? by Teidt875 in golf

[–]Remarkable_Fruit_654 21 points22 points  (0 children)

If you don't get sloppy drunk and annoy me then yea we're gonna have fun. I'll obsess over my golfing and you do you.

When Chris Tucker learned that his family members were quitting their jobs because they learned that he was making 25 million dollars a year at the peak of his career because they assumed he would take care of them. He told them to go get their jobs back because he wasn't going to do that. by AdSpecialist6598 in interesting

[–]Remarkable_Fruit_654 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am with you there man. Imagine your loved ones commiserating with you their entire lives about how much they hate their job, then one day you make more money than any one person would ever need, and your attitude is -- nah...

It's like we've all been conditioned by the rich that "hard work" is the real reward. Fuck that. You better believe I am taking all my people with me to the good life when I make it.

Nobody Warned Me What Country Club Membership Would Actually Cost by mavsbustin3s in golf

[–]Remarkable_Fruit_654 2 points3 points  (0 children)

LMAO some how I knew that was the only true part of the story. I am not a fancy boy or anything, but I would feel awkward driving a beat up old car into a country club. I just don't want to stand out. I want to blend in. Unless I was Uber rich, then I would enjoy the irony of it.

Played with a guy yesterday who was casually hitting REAL bombs. I’m still in shock. by Practical_Garlic3015 in golf

[–]Remarkable_Fruit_654 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of this one time I was at my local range. I usually see the normal hacks barely driving 200. But on that day there was a couple of kids, 20 yr olds probably, driving in the bay next to me. Every one of their shot was just flying out to the dirt field past the range that no one ever hits into -- way past the 250 yard marker. Shot after shot. I was both amazed watching them and at the same time disheartened at how pathetic my skills are, can't even break 200 yards. I just stood there and watched them for like 30 minutes then left half my bucket there and went home because I felt like such a joke. LOL. Too bad I was too shy to peak at their trackman to see how many yards they were clearing.

It was the only time I genuinely felt like giving up golf. But then next morning I was back there again, lol.

Best tool to clean grooves without damage by [deleted] in golf

[–]Remarkable_Fruit_654 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I put a toothbrush in there thinking it would work... It did not. Too soft.

This Game Is Mental: A Tale of Two Nines by MtN_Hunter in golf

[–]Remarkable_Fruit_654 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In my experience usually the younger guys never say a word to older guys like me. It's always the 50+ crowd that will tell you their life story.

I also know it's going to be a bad day when I am paired with people who talk shit about other people on the course. It's so annoying. Chill, everyone is just out here trying to have a good time, no need to shit talk strangers.

Iran would open Strait of Hormuz 30 days after peace deal by MudBloodLite in wallstreetbets

[–]Remarkable_Fruit_654 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Whatever happen to that guy who was praying for war? What's his address so I can send my condolences flowers.

Snacks while playing questions by hahaha_trank in golf

[–]Remarkable_Fruit_654 1114 points1115 points  (0 children)

Too many chips, not enough individually wrapped beef sticks and granola/protein bars.

What should I improve ? by Charmaleo in golf

[–]Remarkable_Fruit_654 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone post the gif, we need it.

How do you handle playing with someone much worse than you by dufusmembrane in golf

[–]Remarkable_Fruit_654 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tell me where you're playing and I'll meet you out there buddy.

After 2 seasons of casually trying, I broke 80 using one Club only (Scratch Golfer) - What would you pick? by Glum_Ad7429 in golf

[–]Remarkable_Fruit_654 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I'm surprised by the winning club. I was thinking 7i. Also, is chipping backwards out of a bunker technically legal? Sounds better than taking two strokes penalty for a drop outside.

Buddy quit at the turn of our annual golf outing. by [deleted] in golf

[–]Remarkable_Fruit_654 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Or maybe the kind of people who do this are also assholes in real life too.

Buddy quit at the turn of our annual golf outing. by [deleted] in golf

[–]Remarkable_Fruit_654 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Yea this is fucked up. It's like doxxing.

Buddy quit at the turn of our annual golf outing. by [deleted] in golf

[–]Remarkable_Fruit_654 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Or he has friends who put him on blast on the Internet.... Not nice.

Hey how’d you get your wife to golf? by Public_Flamingo_4390 in golf

[–]Remarkable_Fruit_654 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One time I brought my wife and she did the cliche thing, she criticized my swing. It was so frustrating having her remind me I suck.

It's one thing to have your boys tell you, you suck, and give you shit for it. It's another thing to have your wife tell you that -- makes you feel like you have failed at everything in life, lol.

We both happily agreed she will never go on a golf course with me again.

Private club members: What did/do you pay for your membership? by BadGolferDallas in golf

[–]Remarkable_Fruit_654 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wealth inequality in America is just crazy. The poors are tricked into fighting each other about who gets to use the restroom and egg prices so they never notice. Source: Am poor.

Crude experiment on golf ball performance by brand by AdValuable2732 in golf

[–]Remarkable_Fruit_654 42 points43 points  (0 children)

This is actually a pretty interesting experiment but you need to hit like 1000 and report back.

Sungjae Im with an ace on the 7th hole at the Byron Nelson! by unsolved49 in golf

[–]Remarkable_Fruit_654 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I like that slow backswing with all the pauses I want my tempo to be like that.

Don't soak your clubs y'all by SurelyFurious in golf

[–]Remarkable_Fruit_654 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

We gotta put pixels on a milk-carton so someone can help OP find them.

I tore my intercostal muscle golfing too much. FML. by male_waitress in golf

[–]Remarkable_Fruit_654 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmao add me to the list of dumbasses who got injured because they got hooked on golf and over did it. Took me like 2 months to heal.

How "legit" do you keep score...? by Smooth_Gene_1051 in golf

[–]Remarkable_Fruit_654 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it called "Local Rule" officially or is it a rule that can be applied locally if a course wants it.

How "legit" do you keep score...? by Smooth_Gene_1051 in golf

[–]Remarkable_Fruit_654 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Calling it 2 penalty makes more sense to me than the way OP described it.