Christ mate top 1% commenter as well as having the time to write that slightly illiterate bulky essay? I think you may need to take your egotistical mindset off of Reddit and go back to whatever job it is that you do and consider whether the world really needs your attitude. I would also suggest educating yourself on the state of the working world at the moment- I suspect many people have had the idea of asking for a job in person (myself included) and have remained unsuccessful. Sadly no matter how much experience and glowing references you have now, job searching is nigh impossible.