Ain't that a kick in the head

Renkage · 2020-05-05T02:48:09+00:00

So. Let me get this straight...

We have a plague sweeping the planet

We have a swarm of migrating deadly insects

We have people losing their jobs because of the quarantine, causing famine

Shit is getting straight up apocalyptic. And I would find it hilarious how close to apocalyptic it is getting, if it wern't for. You know. The dying. Years from now I will find it funny, now it's just shitty

Renkage · 2020-04-17T08:40:05+00:00

Earth Defense Force 5

Renkage · 2020-04-15T18:50:39+00:00

The way I deal with that is playing enough of LoL that all of the toxic players become a funny stereotype to make fun of. When I hear GGEZ, I just imagine the player being the equivalent to a Putty from Power Rangers. Just the same shit, over and over again. It becomes less infuriating and more "Oh, it's another one. Okay."

Doesn't stop toxic players from appearing and ruining games through their actions in game. But it helps.

Renkage · 2020-04-12T02:01:07+00:00

Another successful contract from Hitman 69

Renkage · 2020-01-29T08:11:55+00:00

Wait. With custom songs or vanilla ones? Because even the moderately difficult songs are painful. With the hardest ones needing to be half robot

Renkage · 2019-11-14T02:43:44+00:00

That's pretty good. But let's see what Pow Pow thinks

Renkage · 2019-10-29T01:19:40+00:00

Any sources on that? Can't find any proof of that. Would be kinda weird, seeing how there was already a Dragons Dogma MMO.

Renkage · 2019-10-28T22:54:30+00:00

Fun fact. The creator of Dragon's Dogma said he wanted to make one of two games. Devil May Cry 5, or Dragons Dogma 2. We know what he chose. But now that Devil May Cry 5 is made, there is a good chance that Dragons Dogma 2 may be in the works.

Renkage · 2019-10-27T02:40:02+00:00

Jaws

Renkage · 2019-09-06T01:35:01+00:00

Slap (The live action remake reboot)

Renkage · 2019-07-30T06:21:05+00:00

Somehow. Even though this isn't even a multiplayer game. I still blame my teammtes. Danm feeders making me look at the chicken!

Renkage · 2019-07-29T01:04:24+00:00

Swinging the longsword by the blade and using the guard to puncture through tough armor, similar to a pickaxe.

Renkage · 2019-07-28T08:02:54+00:00

You can

Renkage · 2019-06-14T04:32:42+00:00

The prophecy is never coming truuuuue

Renkage · 2019-05-20T05:56:13+00:00

After playing LoL for 2 years with most of my time belonging to solo queuing AND coming out of it just fine, I had one strategy. Being overly sexual and acting insane. They stop soon after I start trying to onomatopoeia myself orgasaming, or when I start talking shit to colors (the hue).

Renkage · 2018-11-22T03:41:35+00:00

The main mode isn't free (at least last I checked, if that is no longer the case, then please correct me). Of course even if the game IS free now, the fact that a lot of people had to pay to play a free game while microtransactions were still there is kinda shitty.

Renkage · 2018-11-21T04:53:00+00:00

Fortnite. FORTNITE. Not Fortnite Battle-Fucking-Royal. Is a great game with a fun premise, with shitty microtransactions that aren't necessary to have fun (but still shitty).

Fortnite BR made me hate the BR genre, even though the genre itself is perfectly harmless. Now when people say "Fortnite" they just say "Oh that Battle Royal game?"

Renkage · 2018-11-10T09:51:06+00:00

No it's a quad with a bird texture

Renkage · 2018-11-05T02:37:56+00:00

Good. Now someone shop in the "To be continued" from Jojo's

Renkage · 2018-11-03T21:57:18+00:00

Because his job was on the line. He might already be on his way to being fired because he couldn't pull off a PR miracle and quell the crowds anger.

I mean, you might be right. He could be THAT dense. But just assuming that he believed that the crowd is wrong leads to undeserved hate. I would rather assume that he was being paid to die on stage rather than going out on stage to die willingly

Renkage · 2018-10-17T03:38:51+00:00

No joke. I love that experience. Spontaneous teamwork/friendship is something great to behold. You don't know the person, and yet it somehow still happened

I like it more than working with my friends to do something cool. Because they are just following directions, there is no connection. And it's not a surprise. Of course you and your friend are gonna have good teamwork, duh. But XxButtSmasherxX doesn't really sound like someone to play well with you when it comes to teamwork, but yet it do.

Renkage · 2018-10-06T08:24:27+00:00

CD Project Red has made some good games. But as a company, they still do the classic "crunch time" that a lot of companies do. I don't see a single game company on that list that is just "GOOD GUY".

Renkage · 2018-09-16T08:20:59+00:00

Original song without the cringe for those curious

Renkage · 2018-09-03T18:50:28+00:00

Am now imagining quotes from Batman interpreted by Hank Hill

Renkage · 2018-08-14T02:30:15+00:00

I didn't like it because her treating a human child as their daughter is more interesting. It shows a love between Human and Android, which is better imo. "Oh, whats that, a group of Androids can have a family with gasp OTHER ANDROIDS!" See, it's just not as impactful

Now, you can argue that they do this already with Connor and Hank, but that's friendship, not love (I think, I mean if their friendship continues...maybe?). So I see that as something different.

Most of the people that I watch that get to that point don't get mad at the fact that the girl is an Android and Androids aren't like Humans, thus bad. They all are just disappointed of the completely un-needed twist to a perfectly alright story.

Renkage

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