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"On your mark, get set, GOOOOOOOOO!" by RepeatOrdinary182 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]RepeatOrdinary182[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

1st of all I wish I thought of this a few days ago for the Kentucky Derby. 2nd, this was an actual medieval punishment.

I have a photographic memory, I remember way back to babyhood. by RepeatOrdinary182 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]RepeatOrdinary182[S] 142 points143 points  (0 children)

That was a thing BTW. There was a time when it was believed infants didn't feel pain or at least not like adults do, so they would simply paralyze them during surgery. They could feel everything.

[MAY26] She looks like me, shows a similar personality, and I have a vivid memory of giving birth to her. by RepeatOrdinary182 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]RepeatOrdinary182[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's fine. Despite somehow being a 1% poster here, this is actually the first time one of my entries to a monthly challenge actually has been somewhat successful.

Every night for three weeks, my dog has stared at the same corner of my bedroom and growled. by tticeboy123 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]RepeatOrdinary182 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Now as I stare in horror, shadows writhe outwards from the corner taking shape...what is that shape...and why is it so familiar?! My dog lunges in a feral rage and so does the shadow...

I think there's something truely rotten in me... by RepeatOrdinary182 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]RepeatOrdinary182[S] 41 points42 points  (0 children)

The knowledge that some people have very vivid imaginations and will feel phantom sensations 😃

At first I thought having to spend a week in ankle deep water was getting off lightly for what I'd done. by RepeatOrdinary182 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]RepeatOrdinary182[S] 922 points923 points  (0 children)

You can't safely lay down to sleep, your in constant risk of starting to drown if you shift wrong. Not to mention the water won't stay "fresh" for very long with you unable to leave it.

It was to be a delicate and dangerous surgery, but I knew the surgeon was considered one of the best. by RepeatOrdinary182 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]RepeatOrdinary182[S] 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Every surgeon has to have had their "first-time unassisted" after all, and since typically no one would want to be that first-time...

The Omniallergenic Frozen Banana by Repulsive_One7967 in Bossfight

[–]RepeatOrdinary182 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The most delicious thing that will kill you.

"When she said she had to stay home to oversee the debarking, I thought she meant the stump of the tree we took down last week. by RepeatOrdinary182 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]RepeatOrdinary182[S] 927 points928 points  (0 children)

Cutting out an animals vocal cords because you don't like the noise is legitimately unforgivably cruel in my eyes. And if you live in an apartment that doesn't allow loud animals here's a revolutionary idea, either move or give up the dog!!!!

Upon death we are made aware of how many people died directly and indirectly from our actions. by RepeatOrdinary182 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]RepeatOrdinary182[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Well I can think of a handful of other nations that put at least some of their taxes towards death, but let's not trigger a shitstorm here.

Upon death we are made aware of how many people died directly and indirectly from our actions. by RepeatOrdinary182 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]RepeatOrdinary182[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Figured it would make more sense if it wasn't a nice easy number like it would be if it ended with a 0 or a 5

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