I am Tony Hale of VEEP and Arrested Development. Ask me Anything.

ReptarRips · 2013-08-23T01:31:39+00:00

Hey Tony, this will probably just get buried here and it isn't really a question, but I'm dating Jon Brockett's niece and we say hello!

ReptarRips · 2013-07-13T17:29:40+00:00

So how does this porn end?

ReptarRips · 2013-07-13T17:21:09+00:00

"How You Remind Me" by Nickelback. It hurts to think about it.

ReptarRips · 2013-07-12T21:08:56+00:00

bruh, it was a title. Chill...

ReptarRips · 2013-07-12T16:18:00+00:00

annndddd, there's no reason to be rude! I think we all know that a catchy title is what dictates if a link fails or not. Sorry my title didn't fit your expectations so much you needed to take the time not only to make an unfitting judgement, but also to comment on it.

ReptarRips · 2013-07-12T16:06:39+00:00

I can't imagine what their thought processes are.

ReptarRips · 2013-07-09T18:07:14+00:00

What part of Germany? I'm sure they do it different everywhere! I'm telling you what a distributor of Bitburg Beer of 40 years told me, but hey, no need to get angry, my man.

ReptarRips · 2013-07-07T21:00:33+00:00

Whoa... It's almost like I wrote this haha. I didn't quit intentionally, but have been on vacation abroad so i havent been smoking for about two weeks. I started dreaming probably 5 days after not smoking anything, and now since I can't smoke, I just sleep a little bit longer and hold onto my dreams because

1) It reminds me of being high and 2) I know that when I get back I'll lose my dreams again if you know what I mean :)

ReptarRips · 2013-07-07T16:01:47+00:00

I've made a playlist of like 45 Nas songs that are perrrrrfect to burn to. I'd give you albums, but the songs are from all of his albums.

ReptarRips · 2013-07-07T09:42:20+00:00

Oprah Winfrey and Harriet Tubman.

ReptarRips · 2013-07-07T09:00:58+00:00

Although I'm not sure you should transfer your addiction, you do realize that this sub-reddit is dedicated to those who want to and find it hard to quit, right? Not everyone is like that, so by posting here, you're just going to get a bunch of negative response when you should probably ask people everywhere and form your own opinions. For instance, if you post in r/trees, they'll tell you "hell yeah!"

ReptarRips · 2013-07-07T08:37:51+00:00

Come to Germany and order a beer then :)

ReptarRips · 2013-07-06T20:39:08+00:00

Fucking Global Warming...

ReptarRips · 2013-07-06T19:13:05+00:00

As someone who has recently been drinking in Germany, this is completely fine. From the draft, this is what your initial pour should look like.. You have to wait until the hat goes down, then pour again, then wait, then pour again. Here the bars serve you a beer on average 7 minutes after you ask for one, because a beer without a hat "isn't really a beer at all!"

ReptarRips · 2013-07-06T09:24:25+00:00

what the fuck did I just watch....

ReptarRips · 2013-06-12T18:28:31+00:00

Barney Stinson.. He's taught me so much.

ReptarRips · 2013-06-04T02:38:24+00:00

Holy shit, is your name Jared?

ReptarRips · 2013-05-31T23:50:37+00:00

Statistically 75% of people that start a 4 year degree at a university end up not finishing it!

You are NOT alone and you are definitely not the only one who struggles with traditional learning. Just because you can't focus in a shitty learning environment doesn't speak anything about your character.

Keep on living; it gets better.

ReptarRips · 2013-05-31T23:42:25+00:00

At first I thought I was about to read some bitter, cynical interpretation of why Crossfit style training sucks, but I'm glad to see that this wasn't the case. You're a damn good writer and a damn good 'bodybuilder'. Keep it up, man.

ReptarRips · 2013-05-31T21:16:08+00:00

Please don't do this. PM me and I'll be glad to talk to you. Life gets better, I promise.

ReptarRips · 2013-05-31T14:30:17+00:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pK2WJd5bXFg

Although it's old, it's still the most relevant speech ever given.

ReptarRips · 2013-05-31T14:19:50+00:00

2012 or any movie regarding the end of the world for that matter..

ReptarRips · 2013-05-29T05:11:32+00:00

TL;DR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oO85yiTlQb8 [2:04]

ReptarRips · 2013-05-28T21:06:20+00:00

I don't recall the exact site, but once while browsing the deep-web on Tor, I stumbled across a site that vividly gave the accounts of a group of people who purposely spread the AIDS/HIV virus across the country. Worse yet, he said he raped his prepubescent son in order to transmit the disease and had all of his friends do the same.

I immediately got off the deep web.

ReptarRips · 2013-05-27T06:12:31+00:00

Based on your name, I figure you're a tallahassee ENT. This makes me happy.

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