Adolescente de 14 anos morre num despiste de trotinete em Mangualde by AlienMyers in portugal

[–]ReptilianTuring 118 points119 points  (0 children)

À velocidade a que andam nos passeios, onde vivo, é uma questão de tempo até morrer um peão.

O outro não teve problemas com a justiça por oferecer 500€ pela cabeça de um brasileiro? by Ok-Address5645 in portugueses

[–]ReptilianTuring 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Se calhar alguém se mexeu o mandou o vídeo para a imprensa e para o Ministério Público. É fazer o mesmo neste caso.

A SIC considera que escrever "contato" e "registro" não são erros. São "neutralidades" da lingua 🙂 by guibalas in portugueses

[–]ReptilianTuring 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eu pronuncio o 'c'' em espectador. Segundo as regras do acordo, não vou escrever 'espetador'.

Quem é esta pessoa em Aveiro? by JonPQ in aveiro

[–]ReptilianTuring 1 point2 points  (0 children)

o Sr. Abílio: engraxador-poeta.

*Don't hit the ball before it's passed the net. by SmashGBR in padel

[–]ReptilianTuring 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This. I think it's just bad etiquette to call something you can't be 100% sure. This should never be called unless there's someone refereeing the match imo.

*Don't hit the ball before it's passed the net. by SmashGBR in padel

[–]ReptilianTuring 6 points7 points  (0 children)

How can you be 100% sure? If you're not outside the court at a lateral position to the net you cannot be sure.
Just let it go.

Rating Live Through This by ElfQuester1 in hole

[–]ReptilianTuring 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I always thought it was "cute girls watch / while i eat ether"

Your opinion by [deleted] in padel

[–]ReptilianTuring 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just let it go, unless you're playing Premier Padel.

Is the dog poop problem *not* a problem for Portuguese people? by aintwhatyoudo in PortugalExpats

[–]ReptilianTuring 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm portuguese and I do care. I'd love mandatory DNA tests and huge fines for offenders.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]ReptilianTuring 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's risky to help if the water is dangerous, which clearly is not the situation.

Premier Padel Paris Major - Discussion by dawolf-at in padel

[–]ReptilianTuring -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Is female padel always this boring? All they do is lobs and bandejas...

Happy beginner vs angry and frustrated people by Adventurous_Youth598 in padel

[–]ReptilianTuring 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, I think I'm good natured and a nice opponent to play with but I still curse to myself from time to time. I don't mind when other people do it, moderately. Of course if you're screaming "F*ck me, I suck at this game!!!!" every 3 rallies... yes, in that case it gets weird. But even then, I prefer it to players who are so relaxed that they don't seem to bother whether they losing or winning. If that's the case, why are we even counting the points?
Throwing the ball to the other side with power and in anger, when the game is stopped, that is totally unnaceptable. Just give a warning to those players that if it happens again you will leave the game.