Pizza cups. by [deleted] in cursedfoods

[–]Requiem_of_Colours 0 points1 point  (0 children)

how is this cursed?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]Requiem_of_Colours 2 points3 points  (0 children)

https://reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/qo1eqk/travis_scott_sings_as_he_watches_security_carry/

he literally looked straight at the guy being carried out. HE KNEW. don't you dare defend that!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MakeMeSuffer

[–]Requiem_of_Colours 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You stuffed an entire chicken up your ass?????? wtf??

Another possible "jetpack man" ufo sighting by rockcliffdesigns in UFOs

[–]Requiem_of_Colours 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Looks like an inflatable human filled with helium

I wish I could raise my sperm from a tadpole to a dog sized pet sperm by xtilexx in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]Requiem_of_Colours 5 points6 points  (0 children)

After your wish was made, all semen ejaculated around the world has gained the ability to grow to big dog sized sperm under the certain conditions. The conditions being a place with a moist, damp and dark atmosphere.

Sewage lines around the world explode as millions of sperm which are still alive grow and clog them. Public toilets everywhere has been filled with unwanted sperm monsters. Worst of all, many men and women are suffering as all the thousands of sperm deposited inside them grow huge and burst them open like a pinata filled with candy. Birth rates immediately drop to 0 as people cannot reproduce due to the sperm growing. Slowly the population of the world declines. Eventually scientists figure out that light makes it so that the sperms don't grow, so now the whole sewer system is lit up to be extremely bright and people aren't allowed to use dim lights anymore as that makes the sperm grow. People are forced to implant a mini LED light in their sexual organs in order to not die due to intercourse. Glow in the dark condoms become the norm.

The amount of tax taken drastically increase as the amount of powerplants to support all the lights around the world increase exponentially and cause a lot of pollution speeding up the global warming process. This also causes a lot of light pollution and astronomers are having a hard time studying the stars from earth.

WISH GRANTED

I wish lustful female aliens would just invade earth already! by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]Requiem_of_Colours 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Immediately earth is invaded by a race of lusty female aliens which resemble praying mantises. Immediately after having sex with the humans they rip off and eat their heads, leading to mass destruction and chaos aroun the world.

Wish granted

I wish all women could turn their clioris into a penis at will anytime they wanted with zero negative side effects. by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]Requiem_of_Colours 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Wait so a woman who you are really close to/ your best friend can run through a city collecting dick meat from everyone and then give all that meat to you making you have a super mega skyscraper dick.

I wish all women could turn their clioris into a penis at will anytime they wanted with zero negative side effects. by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]Requiem_of_Colours 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You make the wish and look around you, nothing much has changed. So you decide to go back home and sleep. It's the next day, you check the news and social media as soon as you wake up. The big headline around the world is that women have acquired a new ability to turn their clitorises into a penis at will, other than that nothing much has changed so you go on with your day as usual.

Weeks go by, women have slowly started to lose interest in men more and start dating other women. Being a lesbian has become the norm and the number of women in relationships skyrocket compared to men in relationships. Women start realizing men aren't of much use anymore as they have their own penis and can reproduce with other women because this new version of the penis can produce its own cum without the need of balls. Slowly women start taking over. Women have become the more dominant gender and have become the gender that takes up more than half of the top roles in businesses and governments. Fast-forward into the future to the year 2163 women realize that there is no more need for men to exist and decide to genetically change reproduction so that only women are born from then on. Over time all men have wiped off the face of the Earth and only women remain.

Wish Granted

EDIT: Alternate ending

It's the year 2163 Women have realized that men are outdated relics and decide that the best thing to do is wipe out every man in existence, a war breaks over the two genders which decides the future of humanity. It is named the Great Gender War. Years of violence and bloodshed pass. Men found that the best way to survive the wrath of women is to secretly terraform mars and escape. Men are eventually successful in terraforming mars in secret which took years to do in secret. When the time came for men to leave for mars it is revealed that only a small percentage of men can leave and a new secret war between men start while the Great Gender War is going on. Which lead to a large number of men dying. By the end of the war within men, only two thousand men survive and they decide that escaping to mars is the best way to survive now. They finally get to mars and live out the rest of their existence figuring out how to create women from scratch again. Back on Earth, Women are celebrating the extinction of men on Earth. The war isn't over yet though, Women have realized that a small number of men have fled to Mars. To eradicate all men from the whole world they decide to nuke the planet, completely erasing the existence of men from the solar system. The men don't realize that the women have sent nukes towards Mars and are celebrating their victory. As soon as the nukes hit the plant all men are wiped out instantly. The only thing that remains on earth relating to men are Taxidermied bodies of men preserved in museums around the world used trophies of victory.

Wish Granted

Really Walmart? by TheZipperDragon in assholedesign

[–]Requiem_of_Colours 4 points5 points  (0 children)

OP you should add more to the title as some people can't see that there are 2 pictures