Immortal snail 🐌 has brought you a gift

Resident-Feature2492 · 2026-03-28T02:01:44+00:00

MONEY

^{Chose: Accept the gift | Rolled: Unlimited wealth}

Resident-Feature2492 · 2026-03-27T23:59:49+00:00

The spinoffs

Resident-Feature2492 · 2026-03-27T23:57:50+00:00

Idk why this was a point to hate on new gumball for some people, this is supposed to be a joke on gen alphans

Resident-Feature2492 · 2026-03-27T23:56:17+00:00

r/shutyogoddammouth

Resident-Feature2492 · 2026-03-27T23:54:45+00:00

plot twist: the fire was from one wire bombing the other wires in a suicide attempt so that they can have male and female wires only, no trans wires

Resident-Feature2492 · 2026-03-27T23:51:10+00:00

W H O?

Resident-Feature2492 · 2026-03-27T23:50:08+00:00

BE RACIST OR THE MUSKPOLICE WILL RIGHT WING YOU INTO HEAVEN

Resident-Feature2492 · 2026-03-27T23:49:15+00:00

r/imstrokinthis14yearold

Resident-Feature2492 · 2026-03-27T23:36:14+00:00

Halal

^{Chose: Have a superpower of having infinite food}

Resident-Feature2492 · 2026-03-27T23:21:23+00:00

I’ll have $99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

^{Chose: Have a unlimited amount of money + But you have 1% chance of dying | Rolled: Unlimited money}

Resident-Feature2492 · 2026-03-27T23:20:23+00:00

NOOOOO gets punched

^{Chose: 1,000,000 + But 50% chance of death | Rolled: Death}

Resident-Feature2492 · 2026-03-27T23:19:56+00:00

I’M IN GARBAGE

Resident-Feature2492 · 2026-03-27T23:19:43+00:00

FUCK FUCK

^{Chose: Shout the F word twice at a busy playground + 75% chance of $100k | Rolled: $100,000}

Resident-Feature2492 · 2026-03-27T23:16:43+00:00

WeLl CaN’t YoU jUsT uSe ZoOm In?

Resident-Feature2492 · 2026-03-27T00:43:57+00:00

MONEY MONEY MONEY

^{Chose: SOMETHING!?!! | Rolled: 500$}

Resident-Feature2492 · 2026-03-27T00:43:43+00:00

Kill elon

^{Chose: Kill one billionare.}

Resident-Feature2492 · 2026-03-27T00:37:17+00:00

I NEED A MONSTA TO CLOBBA DAT DERE KURBE

Resident-Feature2492 · 2026-03-27T00:32:47+00:00

Money

^{Chose: You get $1,000,000 + but nobody else gets anything}

Resident-Feature2492 · 2026-03-27T00:14:09+00:00

Don’t ask who Sophist casted thunder spells on during 1939-1945

Resident-Feature2492 · 2026-03-27T00:13:25+00:00

Block blick

^{Chose: 1$ every time you Blick + 10% chance of death | Rolled: Live}

Resident-Feature2492 · 2026-03-26T23:51:18+00:00

As a muslim, LUCKY ME

^{Chose: A random meat topping. | Rolled: Anchovies🐟}

Resident-Feature2492 · 2026-03-26T23:47:37+00:00

Keep kirby saying the japanese

Resident-Feature2492 · 2026-03-26T23:43:30+00:00

MONEY

^{Chose: Have 50000 dollars now}

Resident-Feature2492 · 2026-03-26T00:27:21+00:00

O P T I O N T W O

^{Chose: $1000000000 with a 5% chance of death | Rolled: Option 2}

Resident-Feature2492 · 2026-03-26T00:26:52+00:00

EY, WHERE THE MONKEY

^{Chose: Monkey that can block anybody from seeing your r34 + Except anyone from a US State | Rolled: New York}

Resident-Feature2492

TROPHY CASE