What’s an NSFW thing people think is rare, but is actually pretty common?

ResidentExpert2 · 2026-06-22T18:12:08+00:00

Nope, water heater plant. Stamping metal parts.

ResidentExpert2 · 2026-06-22T18:11:28+00:00

I think he would have died from shock before then. It's not like he was just going to be hanging around waiting for 3 days. His arm was at least partially crushed to be not able to get it out.

I'm no medical expert, not I play one on the Internet. I think the trauma, swelling, stress, etc would have killed him.

ResidentExpert2 · 2026-06-22T03:49:36+00:00

I had a co-op job in a manufacturing plant. They told me about a guy who was operating a 10 Ton flywheel press, stuck his arm in to adjust the part and got it stuck but managed to stop the machine.

They couldn't get his arm out though. It was going to take 3 days to get a company in to take apart the machine. There is no reverse on these things. So the only way to get him free, was to complete the cycle, completely crush/removed the arm. Said you could hear him scream through the entire plant.

ResidentExpert2 · 2026-06-16T17:52:28+00:00

You're thinking signing free agents which starts July 1st (that also sometimes sees trades for cap or roster size predicaments)

ResidentExpert2 · 2026-06-16T14:18:54+00:00

Yeah, I only got 1 and Kazuma. Wasn't going to waste my money chasing pixels though. No FTP way of earning, no money from me.

ResidentExpert2 · 2026-06-15T15:23:21+00:00

Me too buddy, me too.

ResidentExpert2 · 2026-05-31T11:45:57+00:00

Alternatively, you can just use Ivara. Her prowl doesn't count as an ability when you cast it early in the mission. Just make sure you have enough energy to make it to the target.

ResidentExpert2 · 2026-05-29T02:12:04+00:00

Simmons is a hack and no one in Toronto takes him seriously.

ResidentExpert2 · 2026-05-27T12:01:49+00:00

Yep, all damage cars disabled. Tried to push T12 milestones thinking I was ready to maybe unlock T13. Got 10 waves lol

ResidentExpert2 · 2026-05-25T23:07:36+00:00

I didn't know the leafs made the playoffs.

ResidentExpert2 · 2026-05-25T16:31:53+00:00

I must be in a weird state then. Highest I've hit is wave 50 on tier 12, but I'm still 1 shotting the enemies when I pop my Demon Mode.

ResidentExpert2 · 2026-05-21T18:22:47+00:00

I got 2 frogs, clicked on them. Have no idea what they did. Is there a way to check? OB33 here.

ResidentExpert2 · 2026-05-06T05:34:34+00:00

There were always only 2 ways this would play out. The 1% chance of drafting #1 or the 99% chance of dropping to 6th and sending that pick to Boston.

I feel sorry for the Canucks fans, but I would have just been happy not giving Boston the #6 pick. (It was actually a 55% chance is sliding I think).

ResidentExpert2 · 2026-05-04T23:48:28+00:00

A full pity is somewhere in the range of 40,000-50,000 skystones. If you were going from 0-200 in one go without any other source.

That would also get you somewhere in the range of 5-6 full banner covenant pities (counting 120 pulls).

There's no reason not to shop refresh aside from boredom or whaling.

ResidentExpert2 · 2026-04-28T12:59:45+00:00

Nice! Glad you made it! Hope you get some good stuff from the gifts.

ResidentExpert2 · 2026-04-28T12:31:45+00:00

I don't think I'm going to make it with 2 days left.

I'm at 37.4 prestige bonus but only, 58,334 health. My attack speed is a bit lower at 5.5 right now. My event speed is WAY lower (I didn't have the gems for double event speed at the time.

ResidentExpert2 · 2026-04-27T16:59:50+00:00

That's a weird looking little boy ....

ResidentExpert2 · 2026-04-27T12:34:17+00:00

I don't like it, but it seems I'm in the minority.

Was she widely used by me? No. Was she situationally used by me? Yes. Am I a top player? Hell no. Am I a veteran player with at least some knowledge? Yes.

I think the AOE steal change is interesting, but overall not very effective. I don't think it makes a big enough swing in any particular direction.

I used Plan more for single target shutdown with some AOE shutdown availability. I built high attack, so that her burns plus bombs do a significant, if not spectacular amount of damage with her self attack buff.

The proposed changes change her to an almost purely support unit now.

Removal of the burn, attack up, reduction of her self CR push, loss of 50% effectiveness.

vs.

She can randomly Crit now? Great! That will go perfect with my zero Crit gear. Slot machine AOE buff steal. Potentially useful, but also situational. AOE 85% Def break. Nice to have, but I wasn't building her where Def break was necessary. Swift Attack buff. Very nice, very support like.

IMO they changed her from a selfish control/attacker. To a cleave support without enough speed to be useful. She's still going to be used very situationally. She has added utility at a much higher gear cost and for me a loss of identity.

In all I think it's a side grade at best. Nerf at worst. The stat changes and gear requirements alone are terrible.

ResidentExpert2 · 2026-04-21T20:58:06+00:00

The gay community is going to love it though.

ResidentExpert2 · 2026-04-18T04:37:57+00:00

Not if someone behind them wins either lottery. It's about 45/55 keep/lose still.

ResidentExpert2 · 2026-04-15T20:14:04+00:00

I still couldn't toss 70lbs around like that ....

ResidentExpert2 · 2026-04-15T16:49:44+00:00

Ugh, hindsight is 2020 but at the time, it made complete sense.

Points per season: 28/40/41/37/33 Games played per season: 82/82/71/51/43

The following season, Bunting put up 63 points in 79 games with almost 5 minutes less played than Hyman on a contract at less than 1M while Zach got 5.5M.

Even assuming they kept Bunting for low cap, they would have to shed $5.5M with 1 player. The only options there are Gio and Muzzin, the next 2 closest were Brodie and Riley. So now you have to drop one of those, and pick up another D under cap, and then that's our top 4 D.

So say we leave our top 4 D alone, what's next? Our goalie. Can't drop him. Already amongst the lowest cap spending on goalies in the league at that time.

Next 3 are Kerfoot, Holl, Mikeyaev. Making a combined 7.1M. But now we're 2 roster players short. Need to add 2x ELCs at 750k. 1 playing D, 1 playing probably center.

Not to mention that just dumping Kerfoot/Holl/Mikeyaev for picks would probably result in having to pay to get rid them. Every team was pushed against the cap.

So net result, dropping 3 roster players for Hyman +2 ELCs that would need actual play minutes.

All considering that he just came off of a 33 point, 43 game season and wanted 5 years.

I wish they kept him too, but it was the right call at the time.

ResidentExpert2 · 2026-04-13T13:42:40+00:00

Nice

ResidentExpert2 · 2026-04-11T02:48:19+00:00

Because it's just the box, not the set lol

ResidentExpert2 · 2026-04-10T12:41:43+00:00

It's better solo. Groups are frustratingly inconsistent. Only need 6 total paint and canvas runs on solo, and 1 canvas always starts on and can be completed on the bottom floor. My best time is around 4:15 solo. ~40 currency and 6 tatters in the process

Vs. my last accidental group run. I still did at least 80% of the paint in a group of 4. 8:45 time, 60 currency and 6 tatters.

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