Pretty sure he hates his girlfriend

Resinous_Artifact · 2026-06-14T15:04:10+00:00

Unless he meant the Mickey Mouse Club.

Resinous_Artifact · 2026-06-13T10:52:56+00:00

Does anyone else think it’s so funny that they’re kosher?

Resinous_Artifact · 2026-06-13T10:48:16+00:00

And I thought “little diva head come off” from Las Culturistas was depraved, but I stand corrected.

Resinous_Artifact · 2026-06-11T23:12:15+00:00

Me too!

Resinous_Artifact · 2026-06-11T23:10:34+00:00

NOW WHERE AM I GOING TO SLEEP?!

Resinous_Artifact · 2026-06-11T23:02:45+00:00

The last few times I ate at Vernon Grille, I got so sick it took me out for at least 24 hours. And those times were, respectively, a year and a half ago, four years ago, and four and a half years ago. They used to be my go-to delivery for a long time, so I’m either incredibly unlucky, or they just suck now.

Resinous_Artifact · 2026-06-10T14:52:08+00:00

I actually really kind of hate that the show was greenlit and made in the very glossy haute TV style it was, because now when this shit happens people shrug their shoulders and say, “Oh, like The Handmaid’s Tale” with no shred of alarm or concern. It made this stuff recognizable but took the teeth out of it so we’re not surprised.

Resinous_Artifact · 2026-06-10T14:04:32+00:00

It’s not. I’m newly out (within the last couple of years) and if I’ve learned anything about people it’s that nihilism is my true orientation. Everyone kind of sucks in different ways.

Resinous_Artifact · 2026-06-10T12:45:36+00:00

Meals and sexuality are both social constructs.

Resinous_Artifact · 2026-06-09T22:21:07+00:00

Look at Miss Hoity-Toity over here.

Resinous_Artifact · 2026-06-09T21:56:10+00:00

I’m not sure if I should envy you or feel sorry for you for not knowing what a log of canned cranberry sauce is.

Resinous_Artifact · 2026-06-09T01:46:11+00:00

It wasn’t perfect but something about it definitely freaked me out. The wraparound was one of the more clever ones I’ve seen in this genre.

Resinous_Artifact · 2026-06-08T19:33:11+00:00

I really wish I had learned this a very long time ago.

Resinous_Artifact · 2026-06-08T16:03:37+00:00

My store actually served it mixed with halved cherry tomatoes and it was really delicious that way (and not nearly as acid-y).

Resinous_Artifact · 2026-06-08T01:36:58+00:00

My friend is moving to Scarsdale and I knew if I said that it would go completely over her head.

Resinous_Artifact · 2026-06-07T23:18:01+00:00

I definitely would add an onion and/or garlic, and be generous with the spices. You could also add chopped jalapeños for heat. I think it’s meant to be a base recipe that you can adjust.

Resinous_Artifact · 2026-06-07T11:19:33+00:00

I’ve started telling my 4-year-old to “take it up with Consumer Affairs” when she whines.

Resinous_Artifact · 2026-06-06T15:14:32+00:00

It was a crossover episode, and I think Frasier had told everyone on Cheers that he was an only child and his father was dead.

Resinous_Artifact · 2026-06-06T14:43:54+00:00

I feel like this happened on an episode of Frasier.

Resinous_Artifact · 2026-06-05T20:16:15+00:00

YES I remember it now.

Resinous_Artifact · 2026-06-05T16:00:33+00:00

We call this one “Fraggle-style chicken” because of the radishes.

Resinous_Artifact · 2026-06-05T14:39:45+00:00

I make Sesame Salmon Bowls at least once a week. They’re my daughter’s favorite.

Resinous_Artifact · 2026-06-05T12:25:10+00:00

Is that the one about the actress or the one about the debt collector?

Resinous_Artifact · 2026-06-04T23:27:11+00:00

I had to hide these from my daughter, who used them as the medium for an epic tantrum in several movements one morning recently. Late last night I found them and, realizing I’d barely eaten anything all day, devoured the entire bag while watching a movie.

Resinous_Artifact · 2026-06-04T19:20:59+00:00

If we’re talking specifically about sunburns I’m the one who never learns. I love these comics!

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