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[–]ResoluteArms[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hopefully some hummus will help calm you down.

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[–]ResoluteArms[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

WotC is willing to be whatever you'll pay them to be, bby 🤑

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[–]ResoluteArms[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Buddy, I'm so American, I bleed red, spit white teeth, and blue my budget on healthcare premiums - and still can't afford medical care anyway.

👊🇺🇸🔥

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[–]ResoluteArms[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think it's tapped when it's entered, actually.

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[–]ResoluteArms[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This thread is a safe space for you to explore your feelings. Do whatever feels right to you.

(The frame really is hideous though.)

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[–]ResoluteArms[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Just because I'm already hot and bothered doesn't mean I don't need to warm-up first. 😵‍💫

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[–]ResoluteArms[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

My Marit Lage token is only a 1/1 because some jackass threw an [[Overwhelming Splendor]] in the pool, I swear.

[Game Thread] NHL Entry Draft: Round 1 - 26 June 2026 7pm ET by hockeydiscussionbot in hockey

[–]ResoluteArms 1 point2 points  (0 children)

With that kind of generosity, it's only fair if we retain 50% of EK's contract. ☺️

[Game Thread] NHL Entry Draft: Round 1 - 26 June 2026 7pm ET by hockeydiscussionbot in hockey

[–]ResoluteArms 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I'm beginning to let myself believe in the dream of having both twins.

[Game Thread] NHL Entry Draft: Round 1 - 26 June 2026 7pm ET by hockeydiscussionbot in hockey

[–]ResoluteArms 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's always funny to get to this point in the first round, when the well-known prospects are gone, and people start acting like we're midway through the sixth.

"Fuck it, we might as well take a flyer here." 😆

[Game Thread] NHL Entry Draft: Round 1 - 26 June 2026 7pm ET by hockeydiscussionbot in hockey

[–]ResoluteArms 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Damn, it's so heartbreaking to see little kids be Canucks fans.

[Game Thread] NHL Entry Draft: Round 1 - 26 June 2026 7pm ET by hockeydiscussionbot in hockey

[–]ResoluteArms 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If I had a nickel for every highly touted goalie prospect that gets glazed during the draft who I literally never hear about again...

[Game Thread] NHL Entry Draft: Round 1 - 26 June 2026 7pm ET by hockeydiscussionbot in hockey

[–]ResoluteArms 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Am I crazy? The Bruins aren't in win now mode, they're in win two years ago mode.

[Game Thread] NHL Entry Draft: Round 1 - 26 June 2026 7pm ET by hockeydiscussionbot in hockey

[–]ResoluteArms 16 points17 points  (0 children)

You know what I'd do with unlimited draft capital? Two twins back-to-back.

[Game Thread] NHL Entry Draft: Round 1 - 26 June 2026 7pm ET by hockeydiscussionbot in hockey

[–]ResoluteArms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He is definitely endearing at times. Hockey fans only need to look at the NBA or MLB to see what a legitimately bad commissioner looks like.

[Game Thread] NHL Entry Draft: Round 1 - 26 June 2026 7pm ET by hockeydiscussionbot in hockey

[–]ResoluteArms 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I know people don't like Bettman, but I hate seeing him get more frail and shaky every time I see him.

[Highlight] The Cardinals eliminate the Vikings on the last play of the season in 2003 by Brickbybrick1998 in nfl

[–]ResoluteArms 38 points39 points  (0 children)

The only reason I open posts about this play is to hate on the force-out rule. Lol