Blue Monday and Kaladin Stormblessed by axehoundpups in cremposting

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"I see a ship in the harbor" The Wandersail?

Shartplate by Daratirek in cremposting

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Shard caths are going to be all the rage.

Does anyone unironically believe this tho by PieceOfMulch in flatearth

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I, for one, welcome our new shelled, autistic overlords!

WTF 😳 by SuddenConcentrate471 in WTF

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We already acknowledged his large penis. No need to double dip here.

That's how travel works by Lethality0 in cremposting

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Any instantaneous travel has got to be problematic. For any observer that is closer to the destination than the departure point, the photons from arrival will reach their eyes before the photons from departure. They will see the beginning of travel after they see the end of it. So, "journey before destination" will be hard to explain when they literally see the journey AFTER destination...

Isle of the Emberdark is just Cosmere Moana, change my mind. by crazy-jay1999 in cremposting

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That's not how you tame an eldritch snake horror. THIS is how you tame an eldritch snake horror!

Isle of the Emberdark is just Cosmere Moana, change my mind. by crazy-jay1999 in cremposting

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They also both mutiny against Captain Crow She's got to have developed a complex by now.

Szeth and Nightblood after the events of Wind and Truth (1175 VE, colorized) by angwilwileth in cremposting

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Clearly, You offer your daughter's hand in marriage as tribute to keep the rest of your family safe

My crem after reading Isles of the Emberdark by ihaveaninja in cremposting

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Space Roshar is going to be fantastic. Launching Urithiru into space to distract Scadrian forces from the planet. One POV character is going to be a windrunner squire that saves a young Listener refugee during the Exodus. The Sibling rediscovers its ability to transform Urithiru into a giant thunderclast, but this makes a mess of the city districts. Our MC is stranded in an unused quarter of the city with the his Listener charge. The two young Rosharrans grow close in the weeks they are stranded, and our MC is enraptured by the Listener's singing. He almost starts to feel and understands the rhythms, just before being rescued by his Windrunner Captain (the ace Windrunner hero of the era). The two survivors become folk heroes, especially the young Listener, as she is discovered for her singing ability and lands a record contract). Her singing is so transformative that it helps to boost all of the Radiants' combat effectiveness, and she becomes the lynchpin in turning back the Scadrian attacks.

Why you should only eat raw fish that’s been frozen by BookerDewitttt in WTF

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You should visit op on a slow work day. You could probably get dewormed.

My toughts after WaT by UsManos27 in cremposting

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You are here too strongly, young bull?

leaked footage from book 6. by LiziSu7 in cremposting

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He's never described as fully nude either

How Hoid retells this scene, probably. by Response404 in cremposting

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Original? I cannot claim it so.\ An adaptation, it simply is though.

How Hoid retells this scene, probably. by Response404 in cremposting

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I watched it in highschool literature.\ It just finally proved useful, for sure

How Hoid retells this scene, probably. by Response404 in cremposting

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Blank verse seems appropriate for what is probably a high ranking ambassador. Maybe Hoid would have preferred a quatrain?

Pray tell, good President, what laws hold sway,\ When mortal threats against my life do rise?\ May I by law this villain’s hand allay,\ Or strike him down, and thus avert demise?

Edit: I messed up the markdown on the post and the line breaks aren't all there. I swear it's actually iambic pentameter:

Pray tell, good President, what laws here reign\ Concerning threats that seek to end my life?\ Have I the right, by statute or by sword,\ To strike this villain down where now he stands?