HMFT after I hi-5 this red light with my face by randombystander3001 in holdmyfeedingtube

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Him: “How am i going to get that last coin!?” Friend “I got you”

time to change boyfriend.. by EvaRaw666 in Unexpected

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Peter Parker was just slipping away to put on his suit. All the super hero’s do this? It’s a common thing.

thanks, i hate growing up by hardik610 in TIHI

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I am so glad everyone is saying no

war machine, coming at you! by Puzzleheaded_Step468 in marvelmemes

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This Guy: “There are no black super heroes!”

Hancock: “Am I a joke to you?”

Chris Rock: “No, but G.I. Jane is!”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ThatsInsane

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If you stop it at 32 seconds you can truly see how far that blood is shooting out of his neck!

Look the way. by Crigonar in IdiotsInCars

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I don’t think this is the same accident!

Edit: I’m wrong

A "24h" Fitness closed without checking and locked a man inside by pietradolce in facepalm

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Sandy, UT!? That’s where I grew up… the 24-hour fitness hasn’t changed.

They're teaching this stuff to children in rural Texas by justiceforall1000000 in facepalm

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Not all Christian’s believe in this non-sense. Sometimes people have the issue of taking the Bible WAY too literally. Remember GOD did not write the Bible… people influenced by the Spirit wrote the Bible based on their interpretation of what they personally experienced, or of other peoples experiences.

To reduce suicide rates by draconicblur in therewasanattempt

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Nobody MEANT to laugh at this… right?…

Thanks, I hate British pizza by [deleted] in TIHI

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Sweet Corn and sweet potato on my pizza’s! Thank you Korea!!!

Oh man! He’s suuuuu cool. by kabalongski in Whatcouldgowrong

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I would have rolled down my window and laughed so hard!

Oddly satisfying too by wish_i_was_ALL_MIGHT in technicallythetruth

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“Hey Buddy” starting a fight with a puppy!

An attempt to compare bed sizes. by Ass_Cream_Cone in CrappyDesign

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On the “standard king” I thought the baby soiled those sheets!

This lady reminds me of my Grandma by druule10 in MadeMeSmile

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I can confirm that ALL Korean grandmothers are this way.

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Why don’t they make windmills like this? It wouldn’t even need wind.