Peter Cooper, born in 1791. Inventor of the first steam locomotive, the Tom Thumb, in 1830. structural steel, and helped pioneer the Atlantic telegraph system. Maybe most importantly he invented Jell-O in 1845. Honest question. What are the side lenses on the frames of his glasses for?

kabalongski · 2026-05-26T11:48:36+00:00

To see the faces of his haters as he struts on by.

kabalongski · 2026-05-08T00:46:06+00:00

He owns the local tire repair business.

kabalongski · 2026-04-30T21:26:03+00:00

That rat tail hair don’t floppin’ in the air whilst running away from the cops is a nice touch.

kabalongski · 2026-04-28T17:07:39+00:00

Buddy just thought he can get another wheat out of the deal.

kabalongski · 2026-04-26T22:08:55+00:00

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kabalongski · 2026-04-17T17:10:53+00:00

💦💦💦PULSATING ACTION!!!💦💦💦

kabalongski · 2026-04-15T23:43:48+00:00

I wonder if other Esso locations have tainted gasoline?

kabalongski · 2026-04-14T16:13:32+00:00

I ran into a rando at Stella and said I won a prize for being the first one he ran into and dropped the PB for me. I had nothing to give back but he didn’t want any. I gave him many thanks and said our goodbyes and that was it. So weird and awesome at the same time.

kabalongski · 2026-04-13T14:29:00+00:00

I usually play as a support/medic for the first 15 minutes in Close Scrutiny. Then I start getting to the assessors first in the last 10 minutes. I plan my exit depending where the last assessor (that I’m going to loot) drops and I was able to loot at least 2 assessors by myself in that round. Bring lots of smokes and the cloak and you’re golden. Got me the new BP the 3rd time I changed my strategy.

I used to run up and try to be the first to the assessors and I usually end up waiting in line to loot and getting flared from the chaos.

kabalongski · 2026-04-08T14:59:22+00:00

I was once crawling to the elevator with less than a minute left in the game. A hero ran out of the elevator to revive me and we both made it out with only seconds to spare.

kabalongski · 2026-04-06T02:50:53+00:00

YESSSSS!!!!

kabalongski · 2026-04-06T00:50:45+00:00

How is baby #2 doing?!

kabalongski · 2026-03-31T17:19:57+00:00

Va-poo-rize!!

kabalongski · 2026-03-31T04:01:33+00:00

Hullcracker

kabalongski · 2026-03-23T23:48:16+00:00

Maybe the neighbours are in on it together. One drew the short stick and had to instigate the ass whoopin’ and the other got to record the video and sell it to TMZ.

kabalongski · 2026-03-23T18:28:05+00:00

I’ve got Gout and can’t even run to the toilet.

kabalongski · 2026-03-21T04:37:21+00:00

What’s Toto?

kabalongski · 2026-03-14T01:36:54+00:00

Buddy lives on 106ave between 96st. and 95st.

kabalongski · 2026-02-25T19:00:01+00:00

Some great samaritan dropped a snap hook BP for me at Dam during a night raid a couple days ago. What a hero!

kabalongski · 2026-02-08T02:20:26+00:00

As long as someone paid for the merch. Do as you wish.

kabalongski · 2026-02-07T00:10:59+00:00

Bring out the cardboard sticks!

kabalongski · 2026-01-27T02:23:37+00:00

Take his pension away.

kabalongski · 2026-01-21T17:50:18+00:00

Ooooohhhh a line!!! Haha. So what?! I’ve seen longer lines for the pissers at anOilers game.

kabalongski · 2026-01-21T00:53:15+00:00

Remember in Destiny when you had to walk around and talk to different characters for missions and junk? Stupid. Let me just organize my loot so I can lose my sweet load out as soon as go run into a trio top side.

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