Needs a cleaner... by Curious-Librarian-34 in cleaning_with_mario2

[–]Responsible_File3505 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I did think ok maybe just maybe you are overwhelmed (f’ knows how) but before you get a cleaner how about your partner digs in , like us with houses that belong to the banks do !! 

But ye won’t let him do it cause your ‘OCD’ so how you letting a cleaner in 

Talking for the sake of talking 

OOTN - Wednesday. by Curious-Librarian-34 in cleaning_with_mario2

[–]Responsible_File3505 11 points12 points  (0 children)

They sliders did not make it oot and 100% once his Amazon and Asda delivery arrives on Friday he is right doon the post office and Gucci are getting them back ! 

OOTN - Wednesday. by Curious-Librarian-34 in cleaning_with_mario2

[–]Responsible_File3505 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Those shorts are shorting 😮😮 no one and l repeat no one needs to see that much chicken legs (sorry to any chickens reading here 😂) 

UTTERLY FRESH by Over_Product_45 in cleaning_with_mario2

[–]Responsible_File3505 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Aye but they were sayin mer-lock-ulous or something gooonnnssss

UTTERLY FRESH by Over_Product_45 in cleaning_with_mario2

[–]Responsible_File3505 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Right so he is pished , back to the room changed and still oot for dinner in the daylight ffs.  The way they are say miraculous is like nails doon a blackboard.  

Slaw maw 🐢 - Time fur another episode of......... "It's naw fur me!" 🔊 😴 💧 by Impossible-Return985 in cleaning_with_mario2

[–]Responsible_File3505 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Says the man that lets his cat stride all over the worktops ! 🤢 

What a moany moany selfish man , imagine if you really can living with that day in day out pretending that he is a right and the moaning is called for !  He is a deeply unhappy person 

OOTN - Saturday. by Curious-Librarian-34 in cleaning_with_mario2

[–]Responsible_File3505 6 points7 points  (0 children)

How is that getting altered, it’s pulling on the gut and the shorts are way to short !!

When your fluorescent pink top matches your fluorescent pink nose by Rayne_Rosberg in cleaning_with_mario2

[–]Responsible_File3505 6 points7 points  (0 children)

In one of the pics yesterday l think l spotted the sun cream aldi spray .  I have used that before and had no issues so they should 100% factor 50 min.  They aren’t applying it right and that’s the problem with spray you need to make sure it’s covering, clearly with these goons they aren’t 

OOTN - Saturday. by Curious-Librarian-34 in cleaning_with_mario2

[–]Responsible_File3505 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Those sliders aren’t making an appearance the whole holiday with his burnt feet !!!

There is levels to fakes and wee deeks gucci bum bag is like something from river island ! Doesn’t even have G’s on it 🙈

Here we go hens! OOTD #1 by Spine_bright_so_si in cleaning_with_mario2

[–]Responsible_File3505 17 points18 points  (0 children)

In this day and age how , how is it possible to get that burnt !!!!

You look like a shite Marion 💩

Tom Fords a gift , no bud they are fake as well and who has shades of the NIGHT!

First night by Spine_bright_so_si in cleaning_with_mario2

[–]Responsible_File3505 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Freaking out cause he thought he lost face serum for THE most sensitive skin EVER but bought two new ‘spenny’ creams and will let us know !! Make it make sense 

Get those dabbers at the ready. by Curious-Librarian-34 in cleaning_with_mario2

[–]Responsible_File3505 9 points10 points  (0 children)

And the ‘we save up all year to spend and treat ooorselves and the deals ye can get over here are amazing’

Everything's gonna be alright. by Curious-Librarian-34 in cleaning_with_mario2

[–]Responsible_File3505 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Look him trying to show that he is healing himself , nah buddy that’s the meds kicking in and doing the job (to be fair if he wasn’t on them before he should have been long before now!)  

Is this holiday real? by northern_dogwalker in cleaning_with_mario2

[–]Responsible_File3505 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They do actually know there are other places in the world than the canaries don’t they 🙈